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nicroxanne Good luck in Texas, @jpacle! The wolf pack will be incomplete until your return! I'll miss you and our overly sarcastic/witty jokes and puns. No one understands me (and my "bipolarism") better than you, bro! Love you always and stay safe out there! #twoandahalfminions #sleepwithoneeyeopen 5h

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hitt357ta Facts, that's exactly how they respond. Latin women will stab u, then curse u out in Spanish while they patch you up #idontknowwhatyouresaying #butilikeit #quelinda #sleepwithoneeyeopen 8h

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cjroddy92 Tink loved taking a bath..... #grumpycat #deathstare #sleepwithoneeyeopen 9h

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_samiranda No betttter way to spend my morning than a cuddle puddle with my boys 10h

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taiganbombay Mentally compiling his hit list. #SleepWithOneEyeOpen 11h
  •   lisagorsky Tyson was pointing a nerf gun yesterday saying "This is it: Don't get scared now" #TooMuchHomeAlonr 10h
  •   taiganbombay Haha... I demonstrated the "You better get your no good, lying keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!" On Bennetts stuffed elephant. He thought it was hilarious. #TrainUpAChild 10h
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amity_death_punch Bring Me The Horizon on Boxing Day (australians have weird names) Ahahah good times lol watch the cricket, chill at home....lazy day holidays!
#bmth #bringmethehorizon #lyrics #sleepwithoneeyeopen #songs #music #metal #rock #alternative #bands #screamo #genres #olisykes #albums #suicideseason
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123stephanieh Father and son 22h

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jellowillkillus Cute is not the word for these holiday adornments... I would be good too if these creepy little figures were hanging in my house. #demonictoys #sleepwithoneeyeopen #chuckysback #hohoholyshit #elves 24h

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batesyb Warning: your nano drone may cause baldness. #goodsteeringcheeky #sleepwithoneeyeopen @its_cheeky #tartchristmas14 1d

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landondrake17 I know if you are sleeping, and I know if you're awake. #sleepwithoneeyeopen #iwillfindyou #iwillgiftyou 1d

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robestell I had the sudden urge to Marry @kkcp1028 today. I practiced by smashing cake in her face, but missed and its in her hair. #shespissed #sleepwithoneeyeopen #help #badchoice #helpmeobiwonkenobi 1d

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elijahofredlyon 'Tis the season for creepy decorations... #christmasnightmares #sleepwithoneeyeopen 1d

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