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thesecretcookieservice Caught this fiend red-handed stealing tips on camera from our friends at @deliciousarts!

Like this for 2 extra free cookies so we can help spread it virally to identify this criminal caught with their hand not in the cookie jar, but in the cupcake tips jar! #HaveYouNoHumanity #WeWillFindYou #SleepWithOneEyeOpen #GrippingYourPillowTight #YeaThatWasMetallica
7h

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bfoust1012 Pay back. And this, my friends, is why you need a bearded dragon. Something about a creatures claws sneaking up on you...works every time. #alldayeveryday #hedoesittomemore #sleepwithoneeyeopen 9h
  •   bfoust1012 Excuse the crying in the back ground. Someone always has something to cry about. Am I right?! 9h
  •   staceyfoust80 Hahaha! That's awesome 1h

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11h merec85
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merec85 She overheard me talking about how she's now considered a "senior dog" #sleepwithoneeyeopen 11h

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thispuglife Pug is sleeping, and dreaming, with his eyes open. So creepy! 12h

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12h lachild63
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ianmurf92 Word the special blend has finally come to a store near me! Sleep with one eye open so you dont miss out on this extravagant deal!
#specialblend #blendedcat #pureedcat #petcemetery #sleepwithoneeyeopen #catdeath
16h

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abbybelllane Staying in a haunted bed and breakfast tonight #stonehouse #ghost #sleepwithoneeyeopen 16h

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kidfabiann Bottoms up its alcohol-o'clock #HoySeBeve #SleepWithOneEyeOpen 17h
  •   jeezy01 Nigga hurry up we already took two jello shots! 17h
  •   jp_inkedup Shut da Fuk up n hurry up light weight!!! 17h

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ambervarner For two days now, he just walks by this table slowly, eyeing Buzz and Woody suspiciously. I've caught him playing across the room, looking at these guys out of the corner of his eye. #stayvigilant #keepwatch #sleepwithoneeyeopen #toystory #buzzlightyear #sherriffwoody 19h

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jamiealanosborn Darcy "the asshole" cat that I am looking after... Watching me sleep and plotting my murder. #SleepWithOneEyeOpen #LuckyIHaveInsomnia #Cats #EvilOrAwesome? 1d

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