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pyrodactyl I love this wonderful human with everything I've got #bestfriends #sittinonthatoilet #pottytime #ihaveashybladder 3d

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ayejay91 When my mind goes into overdrive, I think about life #sittinonthatoilet 4d

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fawkzyfoxx No one told me getting a cat would mean I'd never poop in peace again. #catsofinstagram #catsigram #wtfstop #sittinonthatoilet 5d

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afar_baxa Tu me fatigue lamya vrmnt : viens on fais une bouche de renois? tchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip ! #nicetomeetyou #lesbombass #sittinonthatoilet #trploinpourleschips #teamgf #sauvagequetues #leyingetleyang 5d
  •   lamyasr Ptddddddddddr oh ptn j'en peux plus ! Toi t'avais pas besoin de faire t'en a déjà une tss! Kiss kiss je t'aime je t'aime je t'aime je t'aime je t'aime @afar_baxa 5d
  •   lamyasr Trop loin pour les chips ptdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr la vie d'ma mère tu m'as finis ! 5d
  •   afar_baxa Ptdr mange ton pied! @laamyasr je t'aime x100 aha 5d
  •   afar_baxa Ptdrrrrrrrrr @laamyasr cst vrai ou pas? Ahaha on est des femmes d'affaires 5d
  •   lamyasr Ptdrrrrrrr b oui qu'est ce que tu crois ma gueule !? #Geneva! @afar_baxa 5d
  •   afar_baxa Ahah mouaaaaah 5d

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leepp Thanks m8 @xvictoria_janex (; Here's 20 boring fact abouts me (I'd keep scrolling if I were you)
1. I am the most quiet and awkward person you'll ever meet, but give me a few drinks and I'm a completely different person.
2. I've never been out of Australia. December will be my first time.
3. I still live with my parents.
4. I'm mum to a slut dog
5. I'm also the nicest person you'll ever come across, but fuck me off and I become satan.
6. I love food way too much
7. I always put everyone else's needs before my own.
8. I'm way too forgiving.
9. This is really hard.
10. I have a broken lumbar vertebrae. Doctors reckon I did it when I was 8 weeks old, I call bullshit.
11. My dad hates me getting tattoos, even though he's covered in them.
12. I use to do army cadets for 6/7 years.
13. I've been hurt too many times.
14. I tried to join the army, but they told me I was too shy.
15. I use to be in a band and played the bass guitar. We were called the Poorly Drawn Stick Figures and played one gig at the school assembly.
15. I love One Direction.
16. I hate my body. I rarely feel confident in anything I wear.
17. I've made more friends this year then I have my whole life.
18. I fucking love building shit.
19. When I was little I wanted to be a policewoman, a boxer, a race car driver and a stripper.
20. I like sitting on the toilet.
#sittinonthatoilet
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have_perspective Painting peel-off wall scratch spot turned into levitating dapper dove man who is angry at the toilet paper. I knew I liked this place. #sittinonthatoilet #art #pompoms #toiletpaper #custard #selfie 1w
  •   laesperanza I love Pom poms!! 1w
  •   allygursky I was there at the same time, how did I not see you?! 1w

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Sutro Heath Schrapel

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skye_fox Probably found this funnier than what I should have #poe #horror 2w

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sarahwasadiver obviously my tall-as-fuck landlord didn't consider that short-as-fuck people use the toilet, too. 3w

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