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faymarcus Sometimes "mothering" yourself works, sometimes not, just like mothering anything -you give it what you got. Lame opportunity for a rhyme-CHECK! So I gave myself some cut-out pink lady hearts on purple (WOW- it's really purple,) wheat toast pieces. The dandelion greens were massive and bitter, like the way any plant would act if they were constantly referred to as a "BITTER green," you know it's not very nice to call a plant who gifts us with springs' happiest yellow sign of regrowth such a negative reputation. So I mashed-up, curried-up some chickpeas, added raisins, (because-duh, flavor profile and food snobbery is at bullying levels on social media these days,) and then put them in my in-laws wedding china and they are going to be gently tucked into these not bitter, not resentful green beauties. Dandelion greens want the world to know they too can be whimsy and used in a "lettuce wrap" type recipe/dish. It is a deconstructed reunion of sorts- color wise at least. But I ran out of time trying to form the chickpeas into the flowering part of the plant. So it's a culinary gift up for grabs, go for it! I promise to not get bitter. #dandelion#springrolls#shamefulpuns#veganfoodshare#vegansofig#mothering#getittogether 3w

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xxreedy An egg-cellent day at @thinkjam towers! #hadto #shamefulpuns 1mon

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aicmsoccer Tell them you're a keeper this valentines weekend #shamefulpuns 3mon

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clodyclo_ The view from here is treemendous.. 😬🌲 #shamefulpuns #sorrynotsorry #countryside 5mon

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stephaniesmitten I falafel about how good this tastes. Nothing beets Green Cuisine. #shamefulpuns 7mon

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Gingham 🌖🌗🌘Ashley🌒

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ashcompactor Baked Ginger #shamefulpuns 8mon

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4_spice_amigos An egg-celent breakfast #shamefulpuns 12mon

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ailierenniee Eye love biology yet another biology dissection pun, I do apologise #HLbiology #dissection #shamefulpuns 2y

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tommycate A New York City hot dog cart in front of my house would both be a wiener and the wurst thing ever. If I could be frank. Ha! Did y'all get that?
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Sorry. :( Thanks for taking the time to stop by.
2y

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kelaue being a dog is ruff #shamefulpuns #pleasekillme 3y

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