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Normal Camilo Jaramillo

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nadiwoo This is a babby food cook book we found at mum's house while my sister (a librarian) reorganised books. Two points:

a) could they not get a better shot of the kids in the overalls, he looks TERRIFIED.
b) THAT BABY IS EATING A RAW ONION WITH THE SKIN ON! THIS IS WHY THE SPACE LIZARDS THINK THAT IS WHAT HUMANS EAT. My head canon goes like this: "Space Lizard leader: we have some literature on how humans behave. The first is from a human by the name of 'Ayn Rand'. This will teach you all you need to know about human nature. You are to emulate her teachings. The second is this book on feeding habits that I found at the Lifeline book fair on my last reconnaissance mission.

TAbbott space lizard: so...we should eat smaller humans?
S L L: No, we've been through this. We encourage you to kiss the human babies, but not eat them. Please read this book in its entirety to learn the human eating habits.
TAbs: tl;dr, I'mma eat raw onions with the skin on." aaaand scene.
#auspol #babyfood #scaredchildren #tonyabbott #whatbabieseat
2w

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rdguilin This bunny is gonna get ya. Cruise the market!! #sbpublicmarket #sbpm #food #easter #bigbunny #fun #1year #scaredchildren @sbpm 1mon

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1mon 2ckj_7
Normal Cree Goodswimmer-McLean

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1mon matt126
Lo-fi Matt Schmiedel
matt126 @elmonpuddy that is the scariest #easterbunny I have ever seen!!! Like from a #horror movie! #wtf #scaredchildren #run #itwilleatyou 1mon
  •   elmonpuddy He will get you in your sleep! He knows where you live 😴 @gslotin 1mon
  •   gslotin @elmonpuddy oh my gosh. Is that what I'm wearing?? 1mon
  •   elmonpuddy Not exactly... @matt126 made fun of this one, so now I have to make a new version so he will hire us for his niece 1mon
  •   matt126 @elmonpuddy make an Ernie costume and you are sooo hired!!!! @reenie25 how great would that be!? Lucy would flip!!!! 1mon

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Video liz kendell // Mini Citizen Co

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tsuttttttty Some people cant keep their mouth shut when the pigs roll up 🚔 #bitchassniggas #scaredchildren #IDFWU 3mon

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  •   serena__1357 Jesus fucking Christ I hope you are trolling. I hope that you don't TRULY BELIEVE that a simple tattoo can do harm XD 3mon

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  •   thejessicaadams I am laughing so hard at this. I especially love how @annielavoire and @benjessa are laughing at the terror of the children... and mom. 4mon
  •   talia_geisel I die! 4mon
  •   segkd you guys are MEAN! that ride is awful and those poor girls should have just waited outside with me. 4mon
  •   aj_and_britt This makes me so happy! 4mon
  •   mlavoire @segkd they loved it!! Well the girls did. Debbie not so much. 4mon
  •   benjessa So many aspects to love in this photo.... 4mon
  •   beachbabyfour Mom! Your hashtag is fantastic almost as good as the expression in your and Madies faces! Epic photo Matt. Well done 4mon

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4mon leahveck
Normal Yeah, Yeah, Dont Care!!
leahveck Let's hope this shit works! I look like a tool! #facemask #scaredchildren #toolface #xmasprezzie 4mon

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skullmuffins Nightmare before Christmas just got a whole new meaning when I flipped through our family album today!
#santa #nightmare #scarysanta #satanclaus #scaredchildren #horrorsanta #mask #childhoodmemories #christmas
4mon

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Valencia leighellenhall
tatertottie Sweet little Eliza wanted none of my kisses... #auntieproblems #scaredchildren #familychristmas 4mon
  •   janeeichorn Haha! She does look a little nervous lol 4mon

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joannacerrai Merry Christmas from the kids you never want to sit next to in a restaurant #mallsanta #scaredchildren #stillcutethough 5mon

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d_b_155 Did something completely different for the Halloween festivities this yr.... Played a part in a zombie haunted trail and it was soooo much fun. I also got to do makeup so it made it that much better. #zombie #gore #dead #infected #Liquidlatex #bestfriends #zombietrail #highland #scaredchildren #happyhalloween #theBestBoyfriend #ebola 6mon

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Normal Logan Crest Photography
punkphilosophy I really REALLY love Halloween! Like, a lot! I'm the guy on the right... We were going for a group of serial killers... And yeah, NAILED IT! We had kids screaming, running away and crying. Some of the kids never came back for candy! Hahaha! #Halloween #HappyHalloween #Murderers #ThereWillBeBlood #Victims #Chainsaw #ScaredChildren #Scared #Utah #igutah #Blood #Axe #TrickOrTreat #WantSoneCandy?#WeWillFindYou #SeeYouNextYear! 6mon

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