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homegirlreviewsit Homegirl has been summoned to #juno 's ferociousness and imminent peril. Homegirl writes this with gusts of wind whipping my frosted windows and drafts of cool air tickling my ear lobes. While #juno2015 has scored me a mini vacation, it's frigidity and heaping mounts of snow were no fair trade off. Homegirl had plans to power through. Hairs gettin' reconstructed, nails gettin' filled, and tans gettin' sprayed- these things don't just happen. Homegirls got to #workit. Just because homegirl #wokeuplikethis don't mean she spends her QT time pickin dandelions and singing "a thousand miles". Homegirls got things to do, brows to tweeze. Juno messed up homegirl equilibrium and collapsed my routines and regimens. 2 feet of snow? 70mph winds? Tell me how my pedicure will hold up in snow boots, or how my beach waves will react when crushed by #LLBean trapper hats? Folly. All of this snow business. Shear horseplay. If homegirl wanted to see snow I'd either buy a snow globe, or empty a box of packing peanuts whilst atop a staircase.
#junoblizzard #blizzard #snow #foreal #pshh #homegirlreviewsit
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ka_la_mar_ie Most amazing peanut butter in the world, I'm in love. #whitechocolatepeanutbutter#amazing#inlove#fatty#fatgirlprobs#pshh#ohwell 17h
  •   objections7upsetting super random I know, but I love it... 13h
  •   ka_la_mar_ie It's the most amazing peanut butter ever and I love that it's all natural. 12h

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constein_evox Few more months and the beast will be out of her cage :) #Mitsubishi #lancer #evolution #evo #turbo #pshh 20h
  •   srtzach You better be ready i almost have my car completely fixed just need a wheel bearing 19h
  •   constein_evox Your gonna need more then a fixed wheel bearing lol 18h

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  •   annidono4 So I know I already commented on FB but upon looking at this pic again, B looks a lot like you- especially in the smile. 23h
  •   kareyleland So sweet! 22h
  •   pishchalnikovaa with a red lip! 18h

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edwin_leon_cruz I'm Up ALL NIGHT!!! I'm Also about my BUSINESS!!! And if they talk DRUGS, I'm LEAVING!!! #Pshh
#BARBERLIFE
#CHSC
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ms.daiisy Everyone in Thousand Oaks needs to download this app!!! See where cops are hiding, checkpoints, traffic jams, closed areas!!! Saved me from a possible traffic ticket #realmvp#wazeapp#waze#highwaypolice#pshh#byefelicia#lolz#seriouslytho#getit 2d

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henstacram oh whatever! #pshh #photoshopped 2d

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beefywalker bling shoes. James does not approve #pshh #pooyou 2d

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maymcab Me vino una @cam.fernandez en el paquete de Yummy #pshh 2d

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