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cinema_as_it_is REVIEW: The Counselor

Requested By: @cali_widow
Let Me Start Off By Saying, I Have No Idea What This Movie Is About. What I Do Know Is That This Movie Is A Waste of Both Tremendous Talent and Time. Michael Fassbender Plays The Titular Character and His Performance Is The Best In The Whole Movie. The Problem Is, He Has No Character At All. It Justs Feels Like Michael Fassbender Reading Lines. Penelope Cruz Is Here For No Reason As She Has Nothing Interesting To Do For The Small Time She's Given. Despite Looking Like Dark Super Sonic With a Spray Tan, Javier Bardem's Performance Was Another Saving Grace. But Also Falls Under The Curse of Not Feeling Like a Character. Brad Pitt Plays Himself Once Again With No Real Conviction Put In. Cameron Diaz. What The Fuck Was She Doing? Her Performance In This Movie Made Me Angry. Her Character Is Supposed To Be From Barbados and Have a Bajan Accent. Diaz Puts On a Terrible Attempt At Such Accent That Made Me Cringe Along With Her Bad Acting. The Direction By Ridley Scott Is Unexceptional, The Cinematography Is Gorgeous and The Screenplay/Story Is A Unclear Mess With Unnatural Dialogue. Don't See The Counselor.

2 Out Of 10 On The Slate Scale

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23min

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theblonderre - Bella è?! Credi che ti basti ?
- È molto intelligente ed è uno spirito libero come te - Come me ? - si . - Cerchi ancora me in ogni DONNA . #vickycristinabarcellona #penelopecruz #film #freddo
36min

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spaziodoppio Quer cara mais de verão que esta da DIVA Penélope Cruz?! 😎 #penelopecruz #diva #verão #sun #instasun #holiday #inspiracao #summer 1h

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Normal yalinski

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4h ecruz_n
Normal ELENA VIOLETTA CRUZ-NICHIPOR
ecruz_n Love when this little princess comes to see me at work #BabyCousin #PenelopeCruz 4h

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6h doo_270
Normal doo_270
doo_270 하...하몽하몽.... ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
페넬로페 크루즈는 늘 쭉 예뻤구나 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

#penelopecruz #javierbardem #jamonjamon #하비에르바르뎀 #페넬로페크루즈
6h

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stefymagicalex76 Le cose Bell vanno vissute con il cuore, non hanno bisogno di troppa filosofia.
#film#vichycristinabarcelona#sentimenti#cuore#penelopecruz#javierbardem#amorevero#follia#traimieipreferiti#nostalgia#
Nonvogliotornareacasa#
7h

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Crema amyplatten

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Amaro penelopecruz_inst

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