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Video Daria Morgendorffer
dariavideos (Jake is working on his model railroad as Quinn approaches)
Jake - Stupid smoke pellets get stuck so damn easy... doesn't even look like real smoke! Hey, Quinn! You got a hat pin?
Quinn - A what? I don't have time for your crazy jokes, Dad. I have to study for this stupid test Daria is making us take on Romeo and Juliet.
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dariavideos Jake - Now, if I recall, Romeo meets Juliet by this big, bubbly cauldron...
Quinn - No, Dad, she's at this party he crashes with his friend Mercutio.
Jake - Right! The little wooden boy!
Quinn - No, Dad, he's Romeo's pal, but he gets stabbed to death by Tybalt.
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Video Daria Morgendorffer
dariavideos Jake - Tybalt?
Quinn - So Romeo kills Tybalt, and then Juliet's dad says she has to marry Paris, so she pretends she's dead...
Jake - Tybalt sounds like the name of a rock.
Quinn - And when Paris sees her... (light bulb goes on) Wait... I know this stuff! Um, got to go. Thanks! (she leaves)
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dariavideos Jake - Paris? Wait, that's not Romeo and Juliet. That's The Pink Panther! (pauses, resumes working on his train) Damn smoke pellet! Where did I put that hat pin?! (begins whistling) 3d

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dariavideos Mr. DeMartino - You think I'm bluffing?! This is Goodwill polyester I've been sweating in all night. I want to picket naked!
Ms. Li - All right! A two percent raise and a space heater for the teacher's lounge.
Mr. DeMartino - (tugs on collar) Boy! It's getting hot in here!
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dariavideos Joey - Um, my test only has one question on it.
Daria - That's right. What is Romeo and Juliet about? Just write what you think and back it up. 200 words, minimum.
Sandi - An essay test?
Stacy - 200 words?
Tiffany - Think...?
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dariavideos Mr. O'Neill (singing) - "You call this compensation? You keep your long vacation! You're forcing us to salary arbitration! Mama said strike you out! Yeah!"
(the teachers cheer)
Trent - My work here is done.
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dariavideos Mr. O'Neill - Oh no, they've killed each other! Dear God, when will the madness stop?!
Ms. Li - (sleepily) Oh, Puffy, you don't need a weapon to make me do your bidding... (she wakes up) Huh? What?
Mr. O'Neill - Oh, they're not dead.
Ms. Barch - What a relief. Get up! (kicks DeMartino's chair)
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dariavideos Mr. DeMartino - (weeping) I knew it! But it seemed so real... (points to each of them) ...and you were there... and you... and you!
Ms. Barch - What's that in your hand? Give me that!
Mr. O'Neill - The contract! Anthony, you did it!
(they both look over to DeMartino and Li, who are fast asleep again)
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dariavideos Mrs. Stoller - You're the smartest and biggest first graders I've ever had.
Kevin - Thanks!
Mack - What a surprise. An "A" and a silver star.
Jodie - Don't get too full of yourself. I got a gold star.
Brittany - I got a gold star, too, and a "C"!
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dariavideos Kevin - Hey, no fair! How come Brittany got a star and I didn't?
Mrs. Stoller - Boys with bad posture don't get stars. And QB, it's not nice to try to fool the teacher by signing your test "Kevin"!
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dariavideos (in English class)
(Daria is handing back the graded tests)
Jeffy - A "B"! You mean you think Mercutio had a thing for Romeo, too?
Daria - No, but you argued your point well, and I thought your ideas for keeping him out of the locker room were original, if a little closed-minded.
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dariavideos Daria - I should have failed you, too. See, in Shakespeare's version, Romeo never goes by the name "Leonardo" or takes a swim in his clothes, but I gave you extra credit for realizing that the movie and the play were somehow connected. 3d

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dariavideos Quinn - Sometimes people get put in awkward positions. Like a girl who has to wear huge braces in fifth grade, and years later her brothers find pictures of her with them and give those pictures to a friend, who hasn't shown them to anyone out of the goodness of her heart... yet.
Sandi - ("time to shut up") Oh.
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dariavideos Sandi - Did you hear that? Oh, my gosh! Quinn just admitted that weird girl is her sister!
Stacy - Well, um, of course she is, Sandi. We knew that.
Tiffany - We were just being polite about it.
(foiled once again, Sandi sits and scowls while Quinn wears a small, satisfied smile)
(Daria lets out a small smile, which disappears when Ms. Li starts talking over the P.A.)
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dariavideos Jeffy - Um... Miss Darlene? I think you were, um... you were a pretty good teacher.
Daria - Thanks, Jamie, Jeffy or Joey. For the record, some of you aren't half-bad students. You know who you are.
(Quinn looks up from her test with a pleased expression)
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