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dariavideos Tiffany - What was she thinking?
Stacy - Poor Quinn. It must be so humiliating to be seen in a mall with your teacher in front of all your friends.
Sandi - I know. Come on. We don't wanna lose them.
2h

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dariavideos Mr. O'Neill - How can I ever repay you?
Daria - Well, now that you mentioned it.
(Lawndale Mall. Quinn, embarrassed, is followed by Mr. O'Neill)
Quinn - Do you have to walk so close to me? And in those shoes?
Mr. O'Neill - Now, Quinn, you know it's my job to monitor your spending today.
2h

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dariavideos Mr. O'Neill - You mean, you girls' self-esteem isn't permanently scarred by my horrible assignment?
Daria - No, not by that.
Mr. O'Neill - The students teach the teacher. Daria, Jane, you should consider careers in motivational speaking.
Jane - Only if I don't have to do anything.
2h

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dariavideos Daria - You set yourself a task and you failed at it. That's what you asked us to do, remember? Now finish the assignment. Accept that failing is okay.
Jane - Yeah, by failing, you've succeeded.
Mr. O'Neill (frustrated) - What kind of psycho-babbly mumbo-jumbo is that?
2h

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dariavideos Jane - You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. That's what Ms. Li's for.
Mr. O'Neill - Oh, girls, I appreciate your concern. But the fact that you had to come here at all makes me feel like even more of... (quick sob) ...a failure.
2h

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Video Daria Morgendorffer
dariavideos Daria - We came by because we were a little concerned.
Jane - Very concerned.
Daria - We know you feel responsible because some of your students, or more specifically all of your students, got depressed over the assignment.
Mr. O'Neill (sobbing) - I'm a failure!
2h

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dariavideos Mr. O'Neill - Would you girls like some Saint John's Wort tea? A gem tincture?
Jane - I can't. I'm driving.
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dariavideos Daria - I can't believe we're doing this. And aren't teachers' addresses confidential?
Jane - Not when you've got the web. Actually I just looked in the phone book, but "the web" sounds so cool.
14h

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dariavideos Jane - If we were a different sort of young people, we might feel obligated to do something about this.
Daria - Fortunately, we don't have any motivation.
Jane - You do.
Daria - Huh?
15h

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dariavideos Mr. O'Neill - Don't waste another minute listening to my misguided drivel, for I realize now, that my only talent lies in leading youth astray. Please, go.
(the class sits in stunned silence)
Kevin - Alright!
15h

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dariavideos Mr. O'Neill - Today we're going to...not do anything. Why bother? Who knows what damage I might do this time? I just want to say that... (he briefly cries) I'm a failure as a teacher, as a mentor, nay, as a human being. 15h

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Video Daria Morgendorffer
dariavideos Brittany - Babe, you wouldn't believe the cheerleader who auditioned yesterday. She got scared and lost all her bouncity-bounce.
Daria - You had bouncity-bounce?
Jane - Drop it, or I'll have to kill you.
Daria - I'm taking Quinn to the Fashion Extravaganza tomorrow. What makes you think I don't want you to kill me?
15h

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Video Daria Morgendorffer
dariavideos Daria - Okay, where's your evil twin?
Jane - The aliens finished their experiments and let me return in her place.
Daria - How was the probe?
Jane - Less intrusive, this time.
15h

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Video Daria Morgendorffer
dariavideos Jane (deadpan) - Cheer, cheer, cheer. Yell, yell, yell. Who cares who wins? We're all going to hell.
(Cheerleaders gasp in horror and hide behind their pom-poms)
Jane - If my peppy doesn't work for you, I can always try my perky.
15h

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Video Daria Morgendorffer
dariavideos (Jane, in cheerleader uniform, takes up a position in front of the other cheerleaders, one pom-pom held high. The scene shifts to Jane's fantasy about being a cheerleader. The squad is in a pyramid formation with Jane at the top)
Jane & Cheerleaders - Rah, rah, rah!! We're gonna beat YA!!
(Tom and Daria in the bleachers, dressed as though at a funeral and looking sad. Cut to Kevin walking up to Jane)
Kevin - Way to go, babe.
Jane - Thanks, babe.
(They join in a very stylized embrace and kiss. The fantasy ends and Jane looks shaken.)
15h

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dariavideos Mack - Kevin, the guys and I think you should have your uniform back.
Kevin - Thanks. I'll wear it at home when I watch the game on TV.
Jamie - No, we mean you're back on the team.
Kevin - I am? Cool!
Joey - Just don't mess up again.
Jeffy - Don't mess it up, man.
Kevin - Thanks, Mack-Daddy.
Mack - Why do I think I just succeeded at failing?
16h

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