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dvannts The adventures of a freshly minted 2 year old revolved around increased independence and coordination which enabled the enjoyment of scooters, puzzles, LEGO, Play-Doh, splashing in puddles, and potty training. Her connections to music are heartwarming: Learned how to drop an #oldschoolbeat on command ("Mmm mmm, ah ah, beep beep"), shouts out to #hiphophooray, and asks for jazz by saying, "I want to listen to big elephants" (in Mandarin) in reference to the analogous sounds of horn trumpet/saxophone solos. #polyglot #NerdAlert - Waterfall - Hooray! A match! (while building a puzzle)
- For the first time in forever; Olaf; Do you want to build a snowman?; Go away Anna. Okay bye.
- Happy Thanksgiving / Gǎn'ēn jié kuàilè; Turkey / Huǒ jī
- ¡TODO ES INCREÍBLE! ("Everything Is Awesome" from LEGO La Película / The LEGO Movie)
- Scared / Scary
- Raining / Xià yǔ; Umbrella / Yǔsǎn
- Puddle. Splash. Jiǎo jiǎo mojado ("wet feet" in Chinese + Spanish)
- Hai yáo miàn ("Want more noodles")
- Asparagus / Lúsǔn
- Meat inside - Hip hop hooray
- I want to watch kangaroo at home
- Seal /
Hǎibào
- Sea Turtle
- Octopus - Mommy please open the door; Excuse me Mommy
- Raisins / Pútáogān - En la granja ("On the farm"). I draw cow. - I draw goldfish; I draw rainbow; I draw "A" for mommy
- Soap / Jabón / Féizào
- Oooh Christmas lights. Christmas tree is pretty. Santa.
- I have to go pee pee; I can try (while pottying)
- Welcome / huān yīng
- Piano / Gāngqín
- Computer / Diànnǎo
- Spiders
- Mermaid
- Zombie eyes (when she tugs down on her cheeks and exposes the reds of her eyes)
- London Bridges falling down. My fair lady. - Baba no leér chino ("Dad doesn't read Chinese")
- I love to eat spinach
- Carrot / Hóng luó bo / Zanahoria
- Mommy does laundry because LeBron (her favorite stuffed bunny) is dirty.
- Shhh. Mommy be quiet. - Bottles shaking (as she hears glass bottles clinking in the trunk) - There's the sun / Tàiyáng zài nà lǐ
- Ice / Hielo / Bīng kuài
- Freckle face (as she pointed at Mommy's cheeks)
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gemini_dragon This is why @kortneymc1 is the shit! #myfavorite #timburton #nightmarebeforechristmas #nerdalert thank you thank you so much. I lurve 14min

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absoluteperfectshawn Let the games begin! 7h

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1h hults33
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hults33 Successfully finished a 500 piece puzzle in one day pretty much single handed. @kirsten_strom I'm ready to finish HP this week... #nerdalert 1h

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emily_oesterling Yes, @adrianh007 really did just make me watch the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and I actually liked it. #Michelangelo #Donatello #TMNT #nerdalert #movienight #nightin 1h

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beta_alva I'm an organizer. I like to have my stuff in sections, divided etc. I leave the house with an organized diaper bag (which I change upon destinations lol) & end up with a mess when I get home. But the one organized detail has been my diaper holder for quick stop places. Instead of carrying my entire bag, I leave it in the car and grab this. Its my #DIY diaper holder, one diaper, travel pack wipes and a travel size rash cream all together in a #pencilpouch! .49 clearance from #oldnavy! Score! #BetaAlva #firsttimemom #nerdalert 1h

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erinmariecronin Halloween at the office #workbffs #nerdalert 2mon

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mostlymediocre Got a new jacket that's actually warm so I don't die of hypothermia out riding. The denim jacket wasn't cutting it. 2h

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blaksquirrel @therealron1974's new house has the best nostalgia toy basement display ever #nerdalert 2h

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Poprocket Alicia R.
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ctvwillo Our Jane Austen temporary tattoos. Big hit at George's. #ErinGamble #nerdalert 2h

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2h rmsstar
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rmsstar Finished the Christmas crossword! #587down #nerdalert Lots of help from the Fam 2h

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vero_the_sparrow I highly recommend you have a nerd figure this out for you. The Interview is hilarious. #theinterview #moviesathome #thankyouhackers #franco #rogen #freemunchies #holidaze #nerdalert #thisisfunnyshit 2h

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  •   a.fucking.panda Hello! my irl friend is 17 and published his first fantasy book. Idk if ur into fantasy but I'm trying to help him find some readers so plz let me know if you are interested in checking out the free sample, which is in my bio! let me know!!!! c: thx 2h

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