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deelamour Today's Joke - Wed, 01 Apr 2015
Louis, the French Fighter Pilot, was lying with his mistress naked in bed. As he was kissing her red, red lips, he stopped. "To kiss your red lips, I need red wine." So he poured red wine over her lips and continued to kiss her. He moved on to her white, white breasts. "To kiss your white breasts, I need white wine." So he poured white wine over her breasts and continued to kiss them. He then moved on to her bush. He poured brandy all over it and set it alight. "Louis!" she screamed. "What are you doing?" "Baby," he said, "when I go down, I GO DOWN IN FLAMES!"
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deelamour Today's Inspirational Quote (Wed, 01 Apr 2015)
Only in quiet waters things mirror themselves undistorted. Only in a quiet mind is adequate perception of the world.
— Hans Margolius

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mattruiz1998 #ABC7 #KCAL9 #NBCNews Bell Gardens High School supports Autism Awareness Month And all the people wearing Autism Awareness wristbands 4h

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kat_deguzman Great. I was not ready or expecting for the camera man to be all up in my face. #RockefellerCenter #NYC #NBCnews #TheTodayShow #SeeMeOnTV 8h

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angttv Great Trainers Transform lives...The launch of something Great "ANGT"
America's Next Great Trainer Challenge Champion Darin Steen sending out the ANGT message "Great trainers have the passion, skills, ability transform lives. Trainers are a major solution to the healthcare crisis across America....they "make it happen" Congrats Darin Steen #acefitness #nasm #nsca #asf2015 #health #fitness #motivation #trainer #coach #ihrsa #europa #angt #angttv #transformationamerica #lifefitness #lifetimeathletic #24hourfitness #asf2015 #todayshow #usaweekend #nypost #washingtonpost #latimes #foxnews #realitytv #abcnews #nbcnews #physicaleducation #physicalactivity #cbsnews #usatoday
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