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ra.ra.reba No hopes. No dreams. No balls. #neutered #momsabitch 1w

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uclighticdarkness The look on your face when you know Youre Gonna be the most sober friend and your mothers bitchin you out...#soberfriend #fuck #damnit #shouldagottenmoredrunk #momsabitch 2w

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  •   zoey_is_awesome3 F4f? 1mon
  •   fritter11 I was crying with her 1mon
  •   andrewarnold @mollheroy this post made me think of Capri! You have such an amazing looking family. So happy for you. I talked to Jerry Jones a few months ago. I have your dads contact book I told him I would drop it off to him or I'll give it to Brooke for you I'm sure you would like that. Take care Mollwall 1mon
  •   mollheroy @andrewarnold she is still fully psycho! And thank you, being a mom is the best! I see Brooke a lot so next time you see her that would be great. Hope you are doing good! 1mon
  •   ralia_ih_ So cute 1mon
  •   ccr_thepack Ruger was listening very intently to Zoey crying 4w
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zoey.bella.gsd She got in trouble for incessantly ringing her bell to go out, then come back in, then go out, then come back in, then go out, then come back in... So I'm getting the cold shoulder but by the door so we're clear she still wants to go out, and I can only assume immediately come back in just to go back out. #devilears😈 #momsabitch #iloveoutsideandinsideequally #tryingtobetwoplacesatonce 1mon

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eliz1518 I was getting mugged this morning for making everybody go outside when it's cold #momsabitch #muttsofinstagram #englishsetter #mymutt 3mon

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kylee_n_logan This is my "mad mom is making me wear this stupid thing" look.
#momsabitch #ihateclothes #littlelogan #littlemonster
4mon

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beshelld When mom dresses you up and it's not trick or treat time #skeletoncat #toungeout #trickortreat #momsabitch @hstar82 4mon

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_real_state_ James was getting ready for his real estate presentation with a hot shower. As he stepped into the tub he suddenly remembered how his mother used to slap him and slam him into the shower wall screaming " I'll clean you off you dirty little bastard. You'll grow up to be a filthy man just like your no good father". When he screamed 'fuck you' she would wash his mouth out with soap and beat his ass hard with a wooden spoon before she hugged him while listening to the BeeGees. He quickly finished his shower and got ready for the presentation with a crisp white shirt and a yellow tie. He wondered what his mom would say about his great sales record and the fact that he always wore fresh underwear and socks. #bitchslap #dirty #realestateagent #realaction #assbeatinforsure #mom #moment #soap #freshsocks #mompain #dad #agent #realestateteam #conference #ilikehookers #momsabitch 5mon

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ggs.glasses Midnight #selfie before I go to bed. Resting on my favorite spot, mummy's nose 🏼 #happyglasses #momsabitch #what #imnotallowedtocurse #rebel #thatswhatiam #sleep #going #to #sleep 🏼️🏼 6mon

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seattlesami Mom, I want to come outside. Just let me out. #unhappy #momsabitch 6mon

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sassychef1666 I let Tom Collins run around in my apartment all day and when I put him back he was like "Mom noooooo!!!" #momsabitch #socute #hamster #tomcollins #chinesedwarfhamster #Iloveyou #freeme #icanclimb #ladder #cage 7mon

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