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bgdeucedeuce Fuck shit talking cookies #misfortunecookie #embarrassing 21h

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Normal Clara Rothchild (β)
betaphish are... are you serious.
#MISfortunecookie #irony #no
5d

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alexandraburrow BACK. OFF. I just want to eat my chow mein in peace. #misfortunecookie 6d

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Normal Justin Murray
itsjustinmurray Whoever wrote this one has obviously never seen me reading my emails in the morning #misfortunecookie 6d

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Normal deepfriedfilth
deepfriedfilth Proof. Direct relationship between shoes and happiness. #misfortunecookie 7d

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Normal Darci
darcigeez ...well that's ominous. #fortunecookie? more like #misfortunecookie 7d

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geoffsomera If I had a positive outlook, I would look forward to this. If I had a negative outlook, I would be fretting about life. Its all about #perspective. #fortunecookie or #misfortunecookie 2w

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belbyloo27 Thanks for nothing. #misfortunecookie 2w

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jaycee713 Hmmm...maybe they mean "ally." "Alley" sounds like a dead end. #typo #misfortunecookie 2w

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cryptic_envelope I'd rather have Chinese food in my stomach, not my head #MisfortuneCookie 2w

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jamiemack there is nothing romantic about the amount of takeout i ordered last night. #theygavemetwoforks #misfortunecookie #rager #latergram 2w
  •   tl_writes Unrequited love for take out is definitely romance. 2w

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melaniekayp Anybody wanna take a stab at interpreting this for me? #misfortunecookie 3w

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Hefe rbriones18
rbriones18 I can't stop laughing. So, not only did I receive a broken fortune cookie, but it was also printed with broken English. Should I be concerned? #misfortunecookie #toofunny #defect #badluck #zing 3w

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ohhnoitsmeagan Like under a bridge? #misfortunecookie 4w

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Lo-fi Jason Roberts

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livelovepasta No spell-check in China? #youhadonejob #misfortunecookie 1mon

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