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chelley05 What the hell? #misfortunecookie 2d

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stephenangulo My misfortune cookie :(. My future is so bad the cookie is too scared to tell me the truth #peiwei #misfortunecookie #goodluckorbadluck #thankfullyGodismorepowerfulthanacookie #vscocam 6d

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lancereynald Fortune cookie obviously knows nothing about my life. #misfortunecookie 1w

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mika_curtis My misfortune cookie lol! 'God you've got an annoying voice. You also look fat when you cry. Your spirit animal is the emerald jewel wasp' lol! #fortunecookie #fortune #cookie #misfortunecookie #misfortune #emeraldjewelwasp #wtf #lol 1w

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thehipsterlion I literally just spent $175 on a jazz mouthpiece so thanks for nothing #misfortunecookie #saxophone 1w

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edcobbjr There is no sex in the champagne room #taodowntown #misfortunecookie # @christygrady 1w

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bgdeucedeuce Fuck shit talking cookies #misfortunecookie #embarrassing 2w

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Normal Clara Rothchild (β)
betaphish are... are you serious.
#MISfortunecookie #irony #no
3w

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alexandraburrow BACK. OFF. I just want to eat my chow mein in peace. #misfortunecookie 3w

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itsjustinmurray Whoever wrote this one has obviously never seen me reading my emails in the morning #misfortunecookie 3w

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deepfriedfilth Proof. Direct relationship between shoes and happiness. #misfortunecookie 3w

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Normal Darci
darcigeez ...well that's ominous. #fortunecookie? more like #misfortunecookie 3w

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geoffsomera If I had a positive outlook, I would look forward to this. If I had a negative outlook, I would be fretting about life. Its all about #perspective. #fortunecookie or #misfortunecookie 4w

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belbyloo27 Thanks for nothing. #misfortunecookie 4w

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jaycee713 Hmmm...maybe they mean "ally." "Alley" sounds like a dead end. #typo #misfortunecookie 4w

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cryptic_envelope I'd rather have Chinese food in my stomach, not my head #MisfortuneCookie 4w

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jamiemack there is nothing romantic about the amount of takeout i ordered last night. #theygavemetwoforks #misfortunecookie #rager #latergram 4w
  •   tl_writes Unrequited love for take out is definitely romance. 4w

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