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screaminshady_tillidie Hoe we all know the whole squad had a human centipede with you. Them niggaz motherfuckin tag teamed on your loose ass. You prolly sucked your teachers dick for a motherfucking penguin when you left yours at him home gtfo 22min

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screaminshady_tillidie You could be my motherfucking ride or die my ROD but talk about my music and you don't mean shit to me anymore. Ain't nothing to cut that bitch off 55min

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screaminshady_tillidie L: laughter
I: internet
F: food
E: Eminem
That's my definition of life
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eminem.funnies Everyday people ask me why I'm a fan of a rapping old man who always goes off beat and always seems angry. Well that angry old man saved my life. His music always helps me go through tough times and idk what I'd do without him. Maybe I would have some real friends or something but I don't give a fuck because this old man's music always makes me feel like the world isn't full of backstabbers and bullshit. If you can understand the lyrics and get lost in a song, you'll understand what we understand, what Stans understand, so next time you want to talk shit about Eminem, think of all the things he's been through and how he helps people get through tough times, makes them want to get up and keep going, makes them get motivation to get up every single day and deal with all the bullshit life throws at us. If you don't understand you don't have a heart. But I'm glad that atleast some people do #stan that was horrible but fuck it 1h

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on_shadysd Chapter 39:

We walked up to the front desk where young women who must have been the secretary sat. Her face was caked in makeup and she smelled as if she had bathed in expensive perfume. I immediately didn't like her. "Hello how can i help you?" She happily asked. "I'm here to talk about my case." I said, then told her my name. "Yes here you are." She said typing on the computer. She pressed a few more buttons and said, "You're assigned detective Mr. Green will see you now. Jimmy?" She looked at a guard standing beside her desk. "Will you take her to Detective Green please?" She said and fake smiled. He nodded and walked towards the door slowly, waiting for me. I looked towards Marshall and was about to tell him to come on, when the secretary interrupted me. "You can stay here i the waiting room." She said to Marshall, and tried to smile sexily. I saw right through it. "Okay.." Marshall said and glanced at me. He shrugged his shoulders and i followed the guard into the other room. He led me into a room that had a couple of microphones set up in it. I glanced in the corner and saw a camera. It felt like i was being watched. "Wait here." Jimmy said and walked out of the room. I was left alone for a few minutes so i eventually sat down on one of the chairs. Detective Green eventually came in with a clipboard and a few other papers in a folder. "Hello Miss." He said and shook my hand. We sat down. "Let me start off this interview by telling you what you probably don't know. We've detained three men in relation to this case." He looked at one of the papers and listed off the names. "Justin Nelson, Jakob Testa, and Garret Warren." "-but not Wyatt?!?" I asked frantically. "Is there another man involved in this case?" The detective asked calmly. I was still freaking out. "Yes! The guy who actually kidnapped me for the other guys! Wyatt Peters! You haven't arrested him?!?" I yelled at the detective. "We had no idea. We'll send some guy out looking for him. But the other men's trial dates are set for a few months. Do you mind if i ask you a few questions? Then you can tell me the while story from your account." He said jotting down a few things SOME IN COMMENTS
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screaminshady_tillidie One time I was at this student board thingy and I'm press release and they're doing these hygiene package thingies for homeless people and they asked what I'm going to title it for the posters and I was like "that time of the month package" and they were like "noooo" and there were two little boys maybe like 8 and 7 and they're just like "what does that mean" lol 2h

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screaminshady_tillidie CHAPTER 121
#screaminshadytillidie
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You hear Marshall yell your name and you hear the boys screaming "mommy" your eyes tear up and you hurry out of the bathroom. "Marshall" you try to exclaim but your throat still hurts and it's extremely dry so it's barely audible. You want to run to him but you haven't eaten since you passed out so your body is weak. "Y/n!" Marshall sighs with relief. You see his eyes water up as he runs to you. "You're awake!" He cries as he hugs you and lifts you up. "You're finally awake!" He cries into the crook of your neck. "Oh my fucking god I'm so fucking sorry" he cries and sets you down. You try to talk but your throat hurts a lot and it's extremely dry. He sets you down and kisses you. "Damn what the hell took you so long to wake up!? Are you okay?! Baby I'm so sorry" he says and hugs you again. You laugh and cry into his chest. "Thank you for finally waking up" "thank you for saving me...again" you finally say. He grins and kisses you. "Oh shit you must be fucking starving!" He exclaims and leads you back to the bed. He makes you sit down as he tell you he'll get you food. Marshall bolts out of the room and you lifts up Marshie and Mason onto your lap. "Mommy!" They exclaim. "Hey boys" you say. You drink some water but it burns slightly as it slides down your throat. It helps though. You hug them and kiss them. "Mommy loo-" Mason says and holds up a rubber glove. You laugh and take it from him. "Very nice glove" you tell him and kiss his forehead. You're finally awake. You've been wanting to reach out and hold the boys and kiss Marshall and you finally can. You've been hearing Marshall sit with the boys as he told them innocent stories of you and him together and there aren't many but you loved hearing him talk to the boys. You've been laying there listening to Marshall snore at night. You know he's barely left your side and refused to leave whenever someone suggested that he should. (More)
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  •   ughshady bruh 2h
  •   eminems_female_stan I changed my username to can you start tagging me again? These fanfics are my life I get so excited to see them. 2h
  •   eden.xv Wait who the fuck bailed Dylan 1h
  •   shadys.lady_ 1h
  •   shadys.lady_ SHE WOKE UP! I am, simply, HAPPY. That's all I have to share. I love the references, enjoy the chapter and adore your fanfic for real!!!! You put a smile in my face every morning, thank you !!!!!! 57min
  •   _eminemm__ Can u plz tag me in this they r amazing 26min
  •   screaminshady_tillidie Sorry I already have 20 people @_eminemm__ if someone doesn't want to be tagged anymore or their account is deleted I'll tag you. Thank you for reading tho 21min
  •   _eminemm__ Ok thanks for telling me and np @screaminshady_tillidie 20min

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screaminshady_tillidie I can't be the only person who finds this adorable
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Okay um I have to get this off of my chest. Please idgaf if you read it or not I just need a place to let this out. I've been trying extremely hard to deal with my depression and I was doing great! Like for real I think I was happy for a while (I've forgotten true happiness) but now I feel like another wave is about to hit me and I'm terrified I really did barely survive the last wave and I'm terrified about this one. I'm doing everything I can to stop it and I've been good I've delayed it but now it's slowly starting and it's just like everything is annoying me! Life is irritating me. I hate waking up in the morning. I don't even set my alarm clock in the morning in hopes that I'll just never wake up again. Before I only cried myself to sleep at night but now I'd be in class alone and I'm on the edge of breaking down that's why I keep my headphones in and the volume so loud I can't even hear my own thoughts. I'd never harm myself again I've made a vow that I wouldn't do that again so I'm assuring you I'd never commit suicide but tbfh the only reason I wouldn't is because it's a sin in Christianity otherwise I'd be Long gone. I won't kill myself now so don't worry but I just needed to let that out. I'm sorry if I post less or if my captions are boring and dull. Before the hilariousness flowed and now it feels like in pulling them out of my ass so I'm not even trying. I can't help but feeling sorry for everything I'm doing. Hell I'm sorry I'm still alive and especially feel sorry for my friends because they have to deal with me. Some of them will probably never read this so I know they'll think I'm just back to the regular bitchy Brittney they're used to but I needed someone other than me to know what's going on. Or at least I needed to know that there's a possibility that someone knows.
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  •   that_boy_slim14 Were all here for you. You can dm me if u ever want to talk I know what ur going through. 3h
  •   cr.ey Omf you're a strong soul I believe so please stay strong babe you can do it. Today's a painful reminder of why you can only get brighter. If you ever search for light, it's inside you. You're so much more than you could ever think of 3h
  •   aye_its_tuba Hey! I know everyone keeps saying to DM them. I think you should, in order to talk to as many people as you can in order to get things off your chest. But feel free to DM me because I really feel like wanting to help make you feel better 3h
  •   bonez_447 I'm here for you!! This literally brought me to tears 3h
  •   marshalls_girl Please stay strong and we like you the way you are I know it wont help you too say everything will get better but it will. 3h
  •   on_shadysd I've been feeling the same way too and i hate it. I guess we've just gotta find friends who are there for us, ad thats what the Stan fam is for. I'm here for you maneven though you're a girl imma call you man 2h
  •   iloveem ️ girl, we have to deal with a lot of different things in life. Most of the times emotions just get the better of us, even though we don't want them to. I know that you can pull through all that. You're a strong and amazing person. It's totally fine to drown ourselves in music and other forms of relaxation just to get away from life at times. But life goes on and there are so much exciting things that you will experience in life. Wish you all the best. I'll be here for you dear 2h
  •   slimtomyshady313 DM me if you need to talk anytime we're all here for you 2h

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_simply.anahi_ We are your squadd goals
Don't be jealous
#yourgoals #hawwtt #squad #ourstickernames #Mathers
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screaminshady_tillidie Whoa that's... Like I know he has amazing rhymes but as a Stan I've gotten used to it so seeing it on paper just reminds me and I'm like...whoa 5h

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