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steffihazman "Steffi, I thought you were half naked on stage" #punboleh #lolwhat #iMiss 3h

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Lo-fi Alexander Muir
  •   sh4unii Wow its a hair cut only took you like forever haha 3h
  •   paulwashere__ Haha shut up @sh4unii no but seriously it was getting a bit hot and in the way so yeah chop chop. 3h
  •   sh4unii Still and ugly cunt but heaps better man haha 3h
  •   paulwashere__ Look whos talking haha 2h

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a_lonely_soilder_boy Okay, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me
Mic check one two
We recording?

I'm cancerous
So when I diss you wouldn't want to answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangle you to death then I choke you again
And break your fucking legs til your bones poke through your skin
You beef with me I'mma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally
I get too blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono (oh no!)
So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie and get fucked more than the President does
Hilary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fucking tonsils out and fed her sherbet (bitch!)
My nerves hurt and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads (come here)
Every girl I ever went out with has gone lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says
Smoke weed, take pills, drop out of school, kill people and drink
Jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignoring skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed
Y'all don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white?
I don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
I slap women and eat 'shrooms then O.D
Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me? #eminem #rolemodel #losingit #fuckingcrazy #lolwhat #'scusemylanguage #crisismodeactivated
5h

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amandacyling Morning bb Hugh.. Get plenty amount of rest ok.. Must be busy for chappie.. I love you boo.. #lolwhat HAHA 6h

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nwilhelmsen Senja for en halvtime siden 10h

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nwilhelmsen ta med deg en kaffekopp og sett deg her noen timer, så skal jeg love deg at du får løst noen verdensproblemer 15h

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_mxddi_ Not usually one to post about others, but this was just too funny to pass up. #lolwhat 13h

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arapark_ Staying quiet doesn't mean i have nothing to say minna, oh ya, even if i speak my heart out nobody's cares lololol one big world full of fake bijesss stay you lah stupid arayang #lolwhat #whatisthis 17h

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banananana756 Selfie Sunday ft. my creepy eye #lolwhat 1d

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