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thebearded_hero I'm a fucking #superhero in the office. And other places... I guess. #bored #LikeABauce #Cape #Superman #LookMaNoHands 21h

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bobarapotatoes Can you tell how excited I am to be here? #likeaBauce #saucebauce #tearsofjoy 4d

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bigsummintx My kid bro graduated #likeabauce tonight. 5d

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mikesnightout It’s not payday, but that’s ok, you’ve spent all week eating at the chow hall and cutting back on your Cope consumption so that you may still go out and partake in the festivities and debauchery unfolding shortly. #IAintGotItBreh
You’re all broke as shit but that won’t keep you from drinking until you’re legally retarded. You’re dressed in your tightest UA compression shirt and carpenter jeans and rocking the steely-eyed killer ensemble #LikeABauce. Your squad leader is laughing at you but remember he’s just a hater #AndIsGonnaHate
If you run out of money early in the night, don’t be too proud to hit up some gay bars. There, YOU will be #BootiCheeksActual that everyone is buying drinks for. #FlipTheScript Until you’re found out, anyways. #BecasueYouLikePussyNotDick #TooFlyToBuy #TricksOfTheTrade
Don’t forget that there is most likely a piss test coming up after the July 4th weekend, so you should probably start abstaining from shit that will make you piss hotter than Fukushima #StartNowAndDrinkWater #PuffPuffPassLT
Remember to use your own condoms #YeahUseOne and not the latex strainer that barracks rat hands you. #ThoseMagazineSellingChicksAintHereToFuck
It’s a weak weekend because there’s no paycheck to blow, but that doesn’t mean you can’t end it with a story to tell.

You’re moving at the speed of libo, gents. Get out there and be somebody. #OAF #WhoDaresWins #OAFNation
5d

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oafnation_actual It’s not payday, but that’s ok, you’ve spent all week eating at the chow hall and cutting back on your Cope consumption so that you may still go out and partake in the festivities and debauchery unfolding shortly. #IAintGotItBreh
You’re all broke as shit but that won’t keep you from drinking until you’re legally retarded. You’re dressed in your tightest UA compression shirt and carpenter jeans and rocking the steely-eyed killer ensemble #LikeABauce. Your squad leader is laughing at you but remember he’s just a hater #AndIsGonnaHate
If you run out of money early in the night, don’t be too proud to hit up some gay bars. There, YOU will be #BootiCheeksActual that everyone is buying drinks for. #FlipTheScript Until you’re found out, anyways. #BecasueYouLikePussyNotDick #TooFlyToBuy #TricksOfTheTrade
Don’t forget that there is most likely a piss test coming up after the July 4th weekend, so you should probably start abstaining from shit that will make you piss hotter than Fukushima #StartNowAndDrinkWater #PuffPuffPassLT
Remember to use your own condoms #YeahUseOne and not the latex strainer that barracks rat hands you. #ThoseMagazineSellingChicksAintHereToFuck
It’s a weak weekend because there’s no paycheck to blow, but that doesn’t mean you can’t end it with a story to tell.

You’re moving at the speed of libo, gents. Get out there and be somebody. #OAF #WhoDaresWins #OAFNation
5d

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guidaguidaguidaguida Sexta a tarde no Bar do Léo, Rua Aurora, 100 - Santa Efigênia - São Paulo - SP Fundado em 1940 no centro de São Paulo, o Bar Léo tornou-se famoso na região por oferecer de segunda a sexta um cardápio pré-estabelecido para o almoço, algo incomum na época. A novidade mais festejada pela clientela foi o chopp servido com colarinho. O Bar Léo levou aos outros bares tradição e modelos de serviços que são oferecidos até hoje.

#townandcountryguida

#BARBADO #muscle #rjbeard #riodejaneiro #brazilianbeard #sexybeard
#barcelona #beardenvy #mensgrooming #malegrooming
#Urso #Barbudo #Peludo #HomemPeludo #PeitoPeludo #InstaHairy #furry #hotnhairyhunks #hotoldermale #hotdaddy #hothairymen #chesthair #fitbeards #nevershave #beefy
5d

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Willow Bryan Sommers

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refactortactical @alex_zedra always showing her REFT support with her Operator Band! #LikeABauce 1w

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dpconway Spaghetti with bottarga and lump crab. So good! #Latergram @jdstan2003 #likeabauce 2w

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the_alex_fuentes Sit kneel, bend, stand. This is your OAF Weekend Safety Brief. #DocHasPenicillin There is a time in every man’s life where he questions his own morals and ethics. #Conflicted That’s alright, but remember that weekends are all about risk/reward.
For every one of you looking for a place to crash that isn’t the barracks, there’s a single mom out there looking to #JustAddDad. You have to wonder how she got like 7 kids by 7 dudes and why she’s still single and ask yourself: is it worth it? #Nope #LoRightLayohTheFuckOuttaThere
It’s payday, and every Skankasuarus Rex from Oceanslime to Kaneohe to Kinville has on her best jewelry #BoughtByHerBoyfriend in the hopes of getting some free drinks #AtLeast. Play the game, but don’t get caught up in it or you might end up with the dreaded #WorkupWife
Make sure your E&E plan is solid in the event you have to bail. Set up 2 RV points #Black #Gold #MomsHouse and have a bag packed with extra Under Armour compression shirts and embroidered jeans. #BlendIn
When you roll up Monday morning and your entire company turns around and looks at you with the stink eye, remember that you have that coochie crust ring on your dick and they don’t. #Tang #PootieFlavored
The man is gonna ask you if that pussy was worth it. Make sure you look him in the eye, smile and say “Not even for a contract marriage.” #LikeABauce #GoDownInHistory #UABurnem
You’re moving at the speed of libo, gents. Get out there and be somebody. #WhoDaresWins
3w

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oafnation_actual Sit kneel, bend, stand. This is your OAF Weekend Safety Brief. #DocHasPenicillin There is a time in every man’s life where he questions his own morals and ethics. #Conflicted That’s alright, but remember that weekends are all about risk/reward.
For every one of you looking for a place to crash that isn’t the barracks, there’s a single mom out there looking to #JustAddDad. You have to wonder how she got like 7 kids by 7 dudes and why she’s still single and ask yourself: is it worth it? #Nope #LoRightLayohTheFuckOuttaThere
It’s payday, and every Skankasuarus Rex from Oceanslime to Kaneohe to Kinville has on her best jewelry #BoughtByHerBoyfriend in the hopes of getting some free drinks #AtLeast. Play the game, but don’t get caught up in it or you might end up with the dreaded #WorkupWife
Make sure your E&E plan is solid in the event you have to bail. Set up 2 RV points #Black #Gold #MomsHouse and have a bag packed with extra Under Armour compression shirts and embroidered jeans. #BlendIn
When you roll up Monday morning and your entire company turns around and looks at you with the stink eye, remember that you have that coochie crust ring on your dick and they don’t. #Tang #PootieFlavored
The man is gonna ask you if that pussy was worth it. Make sure you look him in the eye, smile and say “Not even for a contract marriage.” #LikeABauce #GoDownInHistory #UABurnem
You’re moving at the speed of libo, gents. Get out there and be somebody. #WhoDaresWins

#OAF #OAFNation
3w

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turnbuckles_n_tiefighters I came to you, though I had done nothing wrong, still I came to you with a gift and an apology in order to make amends so that our work environment would not be hostile, but you wouldn't hear of it! I guess you want to wallow in the mire of anger and misery. You would rather belittle me. Ok, that's just fine. You stay down there where you have chosen to be! Me, I'm going to be positive, I'm going to take the high road. #forgive and #forget
#positive #machoman #randysavage #machomadness #machoking #WrestlingOutcasts #forgiveness #rightframeofmind #likeabauce #butthebeatgoeson #ohyeah #inalilwhileimmawalkthatisle #creamofthecrop #thecreamwillrisetothetop #diggit 🏻🏻🏻
1mon

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