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mediumpunch Quote of the day @thedailyshow #jonstewart #legend #o'reillyvsstewartdebate 11h

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sarahvserrano I was interviewed by The Huffington Post earlier this week alongside friend/filmmaker Rebecca Murga as a result of Jon Stewart's announcement of his program for veterans. I'm excited to shine more light on @veteransinfilmtv - we had an influx of press inquiries and new members since the New York Times article released. Great start to my Friday!! 21h

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my_day_la [UPDATE - THIS SCUMBAG JUST WON HIS FIFTH FOUR YEAR TERM AS PRESIDENT OF FIFA. THAT'S HOW EUROPE AND THE REST OF THE MUCH VAUNTED "INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY" CONDUCT BUSINESS. I RATTLED OFF THE FOLLOWING JUST THIS MORNING AND FINISHED JUST MOMENTS BEFORE THIS ANNOUNCEMENT WAS MADE.]. #FIFA #BLATTER See that guy? That is one of the very few things on which #Obama and I share common ground. That is the face of #EUROPEAN #PRIVILEGE in an #OLDWorld where #hereditary #entitlement STILL holds sway. Under his 16 years as the head of FIFA that organization will now go down in history as one of sports’ all-time greatest #scandal and ENDURING EMBARRASSMENT for the NOT AMERICA part of the world. This was YOUR GAME FOLKS. This was your CROWN JEWEL. AMERICA WAS SNUBBED. DISMISSED. Treated like a lowly household servant to some artistocratic LES DOUCHE. But we all know this DEBACLE transcends sports. THE SYSTEMIC NATURE of this ENDURING CRONYISM and BACK ROOM DEALINGS IS THE ULTIMATE AND CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE THAT THE “INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY,” ROUTINELY SO EAGER TO CONDEMN AMERICA, ITS FOREIGN POLICY INITIATIVES, THE REFORMS DEMANDED IN EXCHANGE FOR FINANCIAL AID, THE UNIQUELY PREDATORY NATURE OF AMERICAN BUSINESSES (WHICH MAKES A TON OF SENSE FOLLOWING THE WHOLE #LIBOR incident you British hypocritical Lord Douchemeisters) and of course the unlearned, uncultured, uncouth, unworldly and UNWELCOME America tourist who BRING YOU MONEY in an effort to SAMPLE some of those very things…only to be mocked, stereotyped and scorned. The ARROGANCE had been close to insufferable. But... 23h
  •   my_day_la THE ONLY APPROPRIATE COURSE OF ACTION HERE IS WHAT WE SURELY WONT SEE. GIVEN THE MAGNITUDE OF THIS FIFA DEBACLE (AS JUST ONE EXAMPLE OF YOUR BANKRUPT LORDSHIP) AND THE SCOPE OF YOUR UNGRATEFUL, DISLOYAL . HOSTILE AND VISCOUSLY HYPOCRITICAL CONDUCT DIRECTED AT YOUR PROTECTOR AND BENEFACTOR, NOT ONLY SHOULD YOU IMMEDIATELY CONFESS YOUR GUILT FOR THIS CENTURIES LONG ONGOING CRIME, YOU PINCHE EURASSHOLES SHOULD BOW YOUR PUTA HEADS IN SHAME AND BEG AMERICA'S FORGIVENESS. BUT WE KNOW THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN...DONT WE? "Yes?" Yes. In LIEU THEREOF: 23h
  •   my_day_la DEAR WORLD: ON BEHALF OF EVERY OVERWEIGHT, UNDER-READ, BEER DRINKING, GIANT TRUCK STOCK CAR MOONSHININ NASCAR DRIVING, GUN RANGE SHOOTING, PAPA JOHN’S CHOCOLATE CHIP PIZZA EATING, WALMART SHOPPING, GAS GUZZLING, OIL DRILLING YIPPY KI YAY BAD ASS COWBOY-BALLER-JASON BOURNE MTHRFQR…ALL OF YOU…GO…FQ…YOUR…SELVES. AND WHEN THE RUSSIANS AND CHINESE APPEAR ON THE HORIZON…DON’T CALL. WE’RE NOT HOME. WE MOVED. AND WITH GLOBAL ISLAM EATING AWAY AT THE FABRIC OF AMERICAN SOCIETY, WE GOT OUR OWN SHIT TO SEAL WITH. PEACE OUT. 23h
  •   my_day_la PS: Our "oldest ally" (France) has armed Iran, helped build its nuclear facilities, WITHOUT EXCEPTION impedes American peace initiatives there and everywhere else they maintain a few crumbs of influence), who's ARMED FORCES NEEDED A FQING RIDE TO THEIR FORMER COLONY AND USE AMERICAN INTEL TO ENGAGE THE ENEMY (only then to BLAST America for spying) ALSO...JUST RECENTLY...you're gonna love this...THEY HAD CONTRACTED TO BUILD A STATE OF THE ART MISSILE CRUISER TO FQING RUSSIA...for a BILLION EUROS. ALL THIS TIME...THEY WERE BUILDING A WARSHIP THAT WOULD EVENTUALLY BE USED AGAINST AMERICAN FORCES. EVEN AS THEY WHINED ABOUT RUSSIA INVADING AND OCCUPYING AN SOVEREIGN STATE...ONLY RECENTLY HAVE THESE HIGHLY SHREWD AND SOPHISTICATES LES DOUCHES SOUGHT TO CANCEL THAT DEAL AND, DEMONSTRATING ONCE AGAIN THAT THEIR COMMERCIAL ACUMEN IS EQUAL TO ITS MILITARY PROWESS AND MORAL FIBER, will be PAYING THR RUSSIANS HUNDREDS OF THOSE MILLIONS OF EUROS TO SCRAP THE DEAL. IT BLOWS MY MIND THAT THIS NATION OF DOUBLE-DEALING BACK STABBING WEASELS, BLOWHARDS, LECTURERS, SNOBS, MERCHANTS, PONTIFICATORS AND SHAMELESS HYPOCRITES IS EVEN INVITED TO DINNER LET ALONE SIT AT THE BIG BOY TABLE. ET TU...FRANCE? OUI. MOI AUSSI. 22h
  •   sclammy This is great. Can you imagine how corrupt this Fifa really is? He'll never go down. It's European autocracy at its finest. I'm sure he loves the jews. Qatar such a great choice for us and summer soccer. Sorry. Futbol. It's a joke. The antisemitism and anti us sentiment is alive and well @my_day_la 19h
  •   my_day_la Response to @sclammy #QATAR . SPEAKING OF THE OWNER of the STATE OWNED FRONT FOR ITS MINISTRY OF PROPAGANDA #ALJAZEERA (which astonishingly has escaped virtually all notice let alone expressions of criticism and skepticism by their ETHICALLY ANEMIC COHORTS in the now LAUGHABLE FORMER PROFESSION OF JOURNALISM who reserve and direct 100% of their scorn and derision at #FOXNEWS), GUESS HOW MANY FOREIGN WORKERS I MEAN SLAVES HAVE PERISHED ALREADY IN THE CONSTRUCTION OF THEIR PURCHASED #WORLDCUP . Go ahead...guess. "Um... 18h
  •   my_day_la @sclammy /0?" CLOSE! You're off my an ESTIMATED 1200. "For real? ARE YOU TELLING ME ..that in the filthy rich and WILDLY ECONOMICALLY UNEQUAL royal fiefdom of QATAR which just PURCHASED the 2022 MOST CORRUPT SPORTING EVENT IN MODERN HISTORY, to DATE AN ESTIMATED ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED FOREIGN SLAVE LABORERS HAVE PERISHED BUILDING THE FACILITIES FOR THAT FQING BAD JOKE CALLED THE WORLD CUP?" I am. I totally AM saying that. "And are you ALSO TELLING ME THAT THIS MASSIVE NUMBER OF DEATHS HAS GONE MOSTLY UNREPORTED BY THE PACK OF TOOTHLESS WOLBES FKA "THE MEDIA?" I totally am. "And as a whole...that same diqless I mean FAITHLESS I mean toothless WORMS mean SLUGS I mean wolves FKA as the media have FOCUSED ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF THEIR DESPICABLY HYPOCRITICAL "PROFESSIONAL" JUDGMENT AND POISONOUS SLURS AT THE NOT-GOVERNMENT OF QATAR OWNED FOX NEWS AGENCY?" I totally am. "And people are signing off on this? Political leaders? Celebrities? Political satirists like il DUCE
    #jonstewart?" They are. "What the FQN FQ is going on?" Insanity. Insanity driven by hatred. Ancient...misdirected...hatred. "I see. Well...has ANYBODY ASKED ALL THOSE ASSHOLES THE QUESTION OF HOWZ THAT WORKIN OUT FOR YA?" Nobody will even bother stop to listen. "Then the world IS going to burn. Will they be here to see what they have wrought?" I sure hope so. "Me too. I sure hope they are." 18h
  •   illiope Scum bag extraordinaire 16h
  •   my_day_la All of em. Every last one. Members only. As dirty as they get, and believe themselves untouchable. This is #OLDWorld arrogance and abuse of power at their worst. Welcome to the international "community." And former U.S. Ambassador to the #unitednations #JohnBolton was BLASTED for advocating America's resignation from that cesspool of corruption. We PAY THEIR RENT, fund their programs (which are skimmed to the bone) and grant their spies diplomatic immunity so they can roam around the country like #TonySoprano without fear of arrest. This country is being used like a rag doll and the BEST case scenario is that our leaders are too incompetent to know any better. The FAR more likely scenario...they know exactly what they're doing. @illiope @sclammy PS. #susanrice LOVED it there, so does her gal pal #samanthapower. We're getting cleaned from the inside...and the media remain silent to the point of complicity. We are in the waning hours of freedom's last stand. Enjoy what's left while it lasts. 15h

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tvsggreenlee There's just too much awesome in this picture... Love both of them. Let's go Mets! | #mets #JonStewart #MattHarvey #NYC #EmpireStateofMind 24h

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portraits Jon Stewart is leaving The Daily Show August 6th. Only 32 Episodes left to close out his 20 year run. #JonStewart #thedailyshow #comedycentral #rosewater #portrait 1d

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camizzzle SOOO my life was made complete yesterday!!! JON STEWART YOU ARE A GOLDEN GOD!!! ️💭 #bucketlistshyt #fansquirrelingsohard #jonstewartisMAGIC #DailyShow 1d

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