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woodstockandmylo ATTENTION LADIES!!! I am an eligible bachelor looking for a nice young female dachshund to date. I am not getting any younger, so I would like to finally settle down.
Pros and cons for dating me
Pros -I like long walks on a leash -I'm a lover of peanut butter -I love taking long naps -I lift (have you seen my chest?)
-I'm a cuddler -I eat all my food including veggies
-I love all humans -I'm the best guard dog
Cons -I am not a morning dachshund -I bathe once a month -If I'm silent, it means I'm probably up to something bad -I don't like to be carried -I tend to whine if I don't get any food -I'm always hungry
I am currently accepting applications so feel free to turn one in!
#dachshund #dachshundsofinstagram #pup #single #bachelor #helloladies @dachshundsofinstagram
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57min lacey_stoll
Lo-fi Lacey Stoll

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dr_howell That's me and it's FRIDAY motherfuckersss! #helloLadies #IronMan #JustSaying
#TGIF
#Repost @holiday_hahn
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Shenanigans with @dr_howell @boss_man_gio
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  •   ragreene69 Congratulations. You're the first person on Instagram to use that hashtag. 10h
  •   leotb Great hashtug! 10h
  •   sellersroach THAT is ridiculous 10h

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15h mgray1350
Normal Marcus Gray

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