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therealgeorgelamond Why do I look like #NYPD on the Low. #hatbackwards #puffycoat 1d

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kendra_shine NEW TYPE OF ENTREPRENEUR!! We Stay on our Phone Making Moves, hat Backwards bc I'm relaxed lol, Elmo on the floor bc I am a Mom...Stress on my face bc I am and working diligently to see how to make that next $

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honesternestboxcar Youshuly when it's thw super bell day I just sit down and watch monsters Inc while petting my chipmonk. It's more special the in watching 50 dudes grab eachothers spandexies as they wrestle for a peanut. I'd rathor chill on the boxcar and drink advantage sprite bottles out of a lipstick jar than have to watch toast get stomped out by the number 69. I'd rather read a book about a box of smoothies mixed with sand. The reason is because of one time when I was 2. I was watching the super bell back in like 2003 or somethung. I watched it and I was crying my ass offf. I couldn't stand it. The waves from the cruds in the chairs. They looked like ass beads jumping around like rival gang members. And the sounds. They sounded like birds mating with a ping pong table. Then I suddenly changed the camel. Thw remout was in my twchnokogy. I wuz arching macorni boys in the shoe. So the reason super bells can go fuck in a trampoline being holded by fuoking hammicks is because I have had a trampatic experience with them. And they thrortin my well beaming. If I wanna watch comorchuls about teddy bears rapping about how much better they are than bugs bunny I'd go to a yacht and push Amanda bines off it to let her swim up as the sun presses against her pretty teeth where I proceed proceed to say my goodbyes, spitting I'm hur jolly rancher mouth. As the tv antenna sticks out I make sure the eggo waffles get ahold of my television. The vision in which I yell u all about the scorpion hemifear. U c... longago I raced down the street in a wagon and lost becuz I had no pedals. While the others had bikes and handguns I just had a wagon. And quite franklin.... I moved up to building building a boxcar on it which had ultra 1800s pump power sex operations involved where I make it a boxcar. This was a beautiful day. Please eat yur dinner the hot way and not the fuck side at wayside university. #wayside #hatbackwards #berlinwall #sexgun #chapstick #hotwheels #toys #superbowl2016 #footband #footmassage #sorenut #superbull #toyfuck #creamdelight #lipsticksmooth #transvesritegroove #catapillarpool 6d

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