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kinkin_27 This is one of the funniest books, for all you parents. #lol #GoTheFuckToSleep "We're finally watching our movie. Popcorn's in the microwave. Beeeep!! Oh shit! Goddamn it. You've gotta be kidding me. Come on, go the fuck back to sleep." 3h

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lizlincolnsteiner I can't get the nose right, and the red transfer lines won't wash away. So this won't be going up on Etsy. But overall not too bad. #embroidery #needlework #needlecraft #crafty 15h

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jarranzen Cleaning #SCUBA mask at midnight #tgif but it's now #saturday. Gonna get up tran @dchealthperformance at #7am with @domtomato then #techsliding with @masta_marx and #sydney #parkour monthly #jam now #gothefucktosleep 19h
  •   jessejsco Ugh I miss the jam cause of wedding shoot. Sadness. Come do some flips in the botanic gardens! 9h

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baileys_over_ice Doing a 1-1 in #ICU with a #highfallrisk with more #drains, #IVs and #tubes than I've ever seen in one patient...my life be like... #nurselife #nurseproblems #nightshift #nightshiftproblems #wak #repost #regram #stayinbed #dammit #gothefucktosleep #seriously 20h

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hazecm Following that yellow brick road [ Proud of my cousin Elijah (@blesso416). Doing bigger and greater things. You just keep growing. I remember you telling me that Tito (your dad) would read "Go the Fuck to Sleep" for your bedtime story. It is a book written by American author Adam Mansbach × illustrated by Ricardo Cortés Best parenting book for down-to-earth people 🌎. We don't sleep. We hustle × grind. You watched too much of The Simpsons and Adventure Time, lool. Bloodline is English and Irish. His mother is my mother's sister. Family's going places ] || #vscocam #ttczone #illgrammers #way2ill #way2kill #slaythegram #vscotoronto #gothefucktosleep #igerstoronto #lovetoronto #1loveto #torontogallery #hollingsworth #uncalculated #streetsoftoronto #imagesoftoronto #ricardocortés #adammansbach #6ix #tdot #topshelftoronto #instalike #instagood #instabeauty #instalove #toronto #rtz #torontophoto #yyzishome #hazecm 3mon

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  •   phruntphlip I listened to this book. It's incredible. And so valid. 1d
  •   num83r4 What the actual fuck? This is a childrens novel? 1d
  •   erinkilp More of a comedic reference point for parents @num83r4 You should check out Samuel L. Jackson's rendition of 'Go the Fuck to Sleep' on YouTube 15h

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allisonhadleyphotography After a 5 hour stretch of a needy, screaming baby it's nice to know in the morning he will smile like this <3 #babynash #gothefucktosleep :) #please #grumpybaby #Luckyheiscute 2d

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mogar81 THIS is what im dealing with right now. #romanalexander #gothefucktosleep 2d

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azurebluee You thought I was asleep? Haaa sikeee bitch!
#fml #gothefucktosleep #lol #imgoinginsane
3d
  •   azurebluee Wowowww i had no idea! Good looking out, ill have to try that. I contemplated jumping out my bedroom window last night, seriously lol. Sleep deprivation is no joke, on top of a screaming baby. He tends to sleep more during the day so ill have to keep him up! Thanks mama! @mrs_0mac22 3d
  •   mrs_0mac22 No probbb. I cherish my sleep and when I don't have any I think about going to the church to get an exorcism. She's good with that but last night...dude. Awful. 10-1, up at 4, up at 730...worst. 3d
  •   azurebluee Omg i know! That's awful! Mine is clockwork, 12, 2:30, 4:30, 7, 8:15?! Im like I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD, I CAN TAKE YOU OUT AGAIN. Shit gets intense. Haha then i look at him now and he's so cute all sleepy and stuff but in the middle of the night... its no joke and hes not that cute anymore @mrs_0mac22 3d
  •   melissalee_la @azurebluee @mrs_0mac22 u two are damn hilarious hahahaha and my kid ha never slept more than three hours 3d
  •   ricky_mckelvey25 Benny sleeps from 10-8 for me 2d
  •   anaspeaks Lmao 2d
  •   anaspeaks How could you be annoyed with that little face? 2d
  •   crystalfarag If you haven't already, you need to read the children's book "go the fuck to sleep" lol @azurebluee 2d

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megsalas It's 3:30am and I just realized something, my 7 week old baby has perfected the art of resting bitch face #gothefucktosleep 3d
  •   themcclain6 :( anyway you can have him in the other room with your boyfriend so you can sleep a bit? I know how exhausting it is. Hugs. 2d
  •   megsalas We worked out a pretty effective system: He goes to bed around 7pm and wakes up around 1:30am so I can sleep from 2am until he leaves for work. I was trying to give him a full 8 hours and things got a little shaky towards the end. @themcclain6 2d
  •   themcclain6 That sounds like a good system! Make sure you nap while he does if you can. Sleep deprivation can mess with a mama. Hopefully, he will work through his rough nights. Usually they get better at 12 weeks. Remember, you're still in the 4th trimester and so is he! @megsalas 2d
  •   themcclain6 Also, will he allow you to swaddle him? 2d
  •   megsalas @themcclain6 Lyric was such an easy-going baby and Atlas is definitely giving me a run for my money 2d

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motomommy79 My kids think that when they go to sleep... I just bust out the #margaritas and #party all night long without them. That's why it takes them frickin #40tripstothebathroom before the finally lose steam and #gothefucktosleep ... but really - here's #whatsgoingdown #its11pm #imtiredashell and here I am #hemming #boyscoutsuniforms and putting on #patches and I'm gonna go to sleep for 5-6 hours, get up tomorrow and #doitalloveragain ... if #iknewthiswheniwasakid - I might've tried to #stayakidforever #imjustsayin 3d

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miscupcake7 I heard "build dis for you mom" and he hands me this. #chip #mommasboy #littlebuilder #4heads #gothefucktosleep 3d

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vaenka Fill the void with possessions that will hopefully cheer you up. #consumerism #latenightpurchases #causeImafuckingadult #GoTheFuckToSleep #GoodnightGoon #AllMyFriendsAreDead 4d
  •   luxxound I play Dez go the fuck to sleep all the time lol he loves Samuel L Jacksons voice hahah 4d
  •   dinosaur101212 We love good night goon 4d
  •   captainotzi That Samuel L Jackson video is still to this day one of the greatest things I have ever found on YouTube 4d
  •   vaenka @dinosaur101212 Yay! I'm so excited to read it. I loved the original book and can only imagine how much cooler this one is. 3d
  •   vaenka @captainotzi straight up! 3d
  •   captainotzi @vaenka ya know how they used to make kids books where the cover was a playable 45 record kinda like a flexi disk? They should put the audio from Samuel Jackson on the cover of go the fuck to sleep. 3d
  •   michellecardin I don't think I've seen that video so I'm definitely going to check it out. 3d
  •   vaenka @captainotzi holy shit! That's such a fanfuckingtastic idea! 3d

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melaniehumphris Getting their silly's out! 1 flight down 2 to go #gothefucktosleep #goodbookthat #humpasdotassie 4d
  •   lorraineecorcoran Miss you all 4d
  •   brookeo77 Love it! 4d
  •   thejackmanfiles Hehe! Gold 4d
  •   dillgirl Gorgeous Mel. Tell me there's another adult somewhere helping you on these flights??? 4d
  •   melaniehumphris No Rach @dillgirl sorry boys are pros at this and Sabine has been on 25 flights after today. Have done it quite a few times solo parenting. All very good travellers. It's car trips I hate! 4d
  •   dillgirl Wow! You're a trooper and the kids amazing! 3d

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belliesandbeyond Appropriate to give to my clients when I go see them or not? #gothefucktosleep #books #sleepconsulting #ithinknot #mustlaughalways 4d

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motherofmuggles Trying to get my sleep on but his "forces are under attack" so I'm still up. 😑 #weneedmoreminerals #starcraft #gothefucktosleep 4d

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