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tonja_elizabeth Unless it's been professionally verified and guaranteed that your shit don't stink don't open your mouth #thismotherfucker #shitdontstink #thenerve #somepeopleschildren #workout #nojudging #bekind #helpeachother #ratface #gapingvagina #tinypecker #nofatpeoplejokes #atleasttheyaretrying 2d

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barrythegnome My neighbour came round last night at 3AM! 3AM, can you believe it!? Luckily I was still up playing these drums! He's probably just jealous cos I'm shagging his wife, but I still don't think he knows. I usually bang her proper hard, like I hit that snare and low tom! She once screamed my name so loud that he came round and nearly caught us in the act! I've shagged her over 500 times and she says that I'm far superior to her husband in bed, an incredible lover and his cock can't even compare to the size and girth of my massive slong! She gets proper kinky with me as well and does things she never does with her boring husband, the dirty slut! This one time, I shoved one of my drum sticks all the way up her fanny, I nearly touched her cervix. She came fucking everywhere and sprayed so much fucking lady-nectar from her gaping vagina that I thought I was going to drown. I swear I've ruined that pussy, I can't believe her husband hasn't figured it out yet when he can't touch the sides anymore #dirtybitch #bang #prodrummer #drumstick #kinkysex #3AM! #gapingvagina #ladynectar #neighbourlove #tapthatsnare #lifeofbarry 3mon

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raz_law Big thanks to the @blink_afi for the deal on this game, Jimmy Conners Tennis which is cart number 677. He's giving up on collecting because of wide spread amounts of sand in his vagina. #GapingVagina #retrocollective #blinksgames #Nintendo #ninstagram #razlaw #retrogamecollector #JimmyConners #igersnintendo #videogames #NES 10mon
  •   landjvintagevideogamesandtoys Hahahahahaha 10mon
  •   16bitbrothers I saw what you got it for. Can I ask why this game is worth $35 ? Only reason I'm interested is because I paid about £3 for it shipped and I don't think the price have increased much ? 10mon
  •   raz_law @16bitbrothers Well any game touched by @blink_afi instantly increases the value by 70%. 10mon
  •   blink_afi Glad I can count on your to scrape that sand out enjoy dude 10mon
  •   16bitbrothers 10mon
  •   raz_law @16bitbrothers Seriously, eBay is the way games are priced. And games have been going up in price fast the past couple years. What did you get this game for £3? 10mon
  •   kimouss77_aka_gumk A fking Great tennis game !! 10mon

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alex.giles #wcw goes to this hoe. i know i don't say it often enough, but i love y... chicken nuggets. :) #platonic #romance #loljk #ilovemesome #gapingvagina #teehee #kappa 11mon

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Earlybird Jenny Waller
jerwaller 50 Shades of Grey 12mon

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