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jinbahji Yes. This just happened. #textfail #fatfinger #twerkthatresume 2d

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3d edrajp
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edrajp 'Be so good they can't ignore you.' #Dont #FatFinger #Things #Be 3d

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xlaceex Going #downunder w/ @joancharfauros!! Thank you for my #ingridmichaelson autograph and the candies the CANDIES!!! #velvetcrunch for life!! 3d

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sparkleboss FX Sales Force@ 4d

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hoanghaiyen0310 Không được làm quá ! Của mình thì vẫn ở đấy. K việc gì phải bi luỵ. Biết là bản thân chủ động trước nhưng mà vẫn phải giữ cho mình chút bí hiểm làm của riêng :))). Đâu phải em giữ là ôm chặt. Em cũng cần người kia ôm mà. #taybeo #fathand #fatfinger #nắm 4d

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bhodgson83 Do NOT give your AMEX to the intern for the lunch run. #fatfinger #idontcareaboutthepoints #thatsawholelottasalad 5d

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mariamarielle Fatfinger update #fatfinger 5d
  •   ninaaw7 Inte fint men klart bättre 5d

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nick_the_contrarian The Perfect Storm For Oil Hits In Two Months: US Crude Production To Soar Just As Storage Runs Out

Less than two weeks ago we warned that based on the current oil production trend, the US may run out of storage for crude as soon as June.

It also means that at the current rate of record oil production, storage will be exhausted in under two months, some time in mid-May. At that point, with no more storage to buffer the record oil production, the open market dumping begins and prices of WTI will crater as every barrel will have to be sold at any clearing price, since the producers will have no other choice than to, literally, dump the oil.

In other words, a perfect storm is shaping up for oil some time in late May, early June.

Nothing surprising.

And then this will happen: "Bakken production could suddenly skyrocket, by nearly 10%, or an additional 75,000 b/d, to 100,000 b/d in June, Helms said." This means that despite low prices and production curtailments throughout much of North America, oil production in North Dakota could actually shatter a new record this summer!

This is mainly due to a backlog of between 800 to 1,000 uncompleted wells statewide, about 125 of which need to be completed by the end of June in order to comply with state requirements to complete drilling within a year.

The time to buy asset may be when there is blood on the streets, but the moment to dump crude (and buy deep OTM puts) will be precisely when the majority of investors and algo-programming math PhDs realize that in just about two months the streets are about to become black, covered entirely in oil. #Market #Rigged #Manipulation #QE #CentralBanks #Liquidity #Stocks #Trading #Volatility #HedgeFunds #Crash #Credit #Default #Cash #Citadel #FatFinger #FED #BOJ #Yellen #Kuroda #Draghi #Inflation #SNB #Greece
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missprissucf So @njordanxo I JUST GOT THIS WRONG. Wtf. #morning #fatfinger freaking #triviacrack 7d

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bare876waxingsalon Good morning Dolls....Barbies AND Kens (yes we cater to the men too! ) today's #healthyskintip from #BARE876 NOURISH PROTECT EXFOLIATE MOUSTURIZE! Easy peasy! Have a fruit and some veg today! #sunscreen Come by our Salon for the rest! \/ we have several scrubs to choose from: #apricot, #lime and #peppermint, #coffee and soon we'll be introducing our signature scrub (it has #chocolate in it ) CONTACT: #18768106009 to book an appointment to have your facials done. LOCATION: Shop 26 Clock Tower Plaza in #HalfwayTree #Kingston #Jamaica. That's upstairs the Sam Wisdom building on the second floor at Studio #4. #waxing #nails #facials #tinting #hairdyes 1w

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nick_the_contrarian U.S. Begs Russia to Remain in ‘SWIFT’ - The One Bank Fails Again

On Monday afternoon, not only did SWIFT NOT kick Russia out…but they announced they were actually giving a BOARD SEAT to Russia. That is basically the opposite of what the US government was pushing for.

Awkward…But the story is even bigger than that. Because at the same time that the US government isn’t getting its way with SWIFT, the Chinese are busy putting together their own version of it called CIPS. CIPS stands for the China International Payment System, it’s intended to be a direct competitor to SWIFT, and a brand new way for global banks to communicate and transact with one another in a way that does NOT depend on the United States. [emphasis mine]

Shortening Mr. Black’s characterization somewhat, CIPS is the One Bank’s worst nightmare. Why have these banksters spent (literally) a hundred years trying to get people (primarily Western populations) to stop holding their wealth in precious metals? Because it’s only when we use the banksters’ fraudulent paper instruments (i.e. their worthless/fraudulent fiat currencies) that they can ‘efficiently’ steal from us en masse. #Market #Rigged #Manipulation #QE #CentralBanks #Liquidity #Stocks #Trading #Volatility #HedgeFunds #Crash #Credit #Default #Cash #Citadel #FatFinger #FED #BOJ #Yellen #Kuroda #Draghi #Inflation #SNB #Greece
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nick_the_contrarian The Farce That Is The "Market" In One Chart

This is what happened to the world's most valuable company in the last minutes of trading, when a few million shares in the last 10 minutes, and a volume slam in the last few seconds, sent the stock from just shy of $128 where it had been trading most of the day, to just over $125. A nearly $10 billion move in market cap in seconds.... on nothing.
Well, not nothing. Some market maker knew the would have a lot to pay if any of the 25,000 $127 calls, and 18,500 calls at $126 expired in the money. Oh, and those 57,000 $125 calls lost over $10 million thanks to the last second move.

And, alternatively, those who were short the calls, are deilghted as a result of this last minute stock manipulation.

Because this, in the new paranormal (and in the case of AAPL, almost literally) is the "market." And, no, before you ask: the regulators won't lift a finger. #Market #Rigged #Manipulation #QE #CentralBanks #Liquidity #Stocks #Trading #Volatility #HedgeFunds #Crash #Credit #Default #Cash #Citadel #FatFinger #FED #BOJ #Yellen #Kuroda #Draghi #Inflation #SNB #Greece
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  •   blkpedro1 Yo it was crazy seeing that 1w

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  •   inst4ntaneous We need to do coffee after work or a late lunch you work too hard bro 1w

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missnessa619 Is it normal for my finger to still be swollen & hurt like a bitch 12 hpurs after being stung by a bee #fatfinger #hurtslikeabitch #ihatebees 1w

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