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black_widow_la @great_below here's my 24th iPhone photo. Me making a joke out of the coroner's van picking up a jumper in #dtla. I have a dark sense of humor, lol. #24thphoto #coroner #morgue #darkhumor #blameitontheweekend #partysohardyoudie #doyouevendiebro 6h

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metalmentors Street Force - Command Of The Seven Spirits - unreleased/untitled (2008)

This post is in response to the wild stream of eternal fan mail, nudes, and constant barrage of horny messages we receive from envious fans wanting to know our identities (aka, see our dicks). You'll never know us, but here are our riffs. This page is by two guys who have been riffing together for a while now, the riffers for this band which is by far our greatest conquest together. Few of you know us, and even less probably remember this band and that's a damn shame. The first incarnation of this band came 10 years ago with some pretty dismal and embarassing arrangments, which did have some cool riffs sprinkled throughout. After some time of nothing significant I met a tiny 16 year old Mexican kid at a party who for no reason was the most astounding Metal drummer I've ever seen in person. The proof of what I say is in this album, so shut your fuckin' mouth or I'll tell Dad. After him I quickly recruited a long time friend to scream for us who had a lot of really good solo Black Metal accomplishments under his belt. Another tiny Mexican kid who for no reason was a god damn master of his craft, and of sitting in his bedroom at his Mom's cussing her out and staying at the computer desk so she wouldn't see his teenage boner. The vision from day one was simple: lay down our souls for the bands we worshipped like Holy Terror, Coroner, Blood Feast, Venom, Havohej, Blasphemy, Metalucifer, Nocturnal... and to not do stupid shit. The band was a lot of fun and we played some pretty crushing house shows in L.A and the I.E ghettos the way Street Metal should be done. A demo was released on Witchhammer prod. and a full-length was recorded in 2008, but the slated releases on Iron Bonehead productions from Germany and Fistbang Records from Greece got canned after a while and that has literally sucked for years. The band is no more unfortunately but the message remains, only speeding to the Lords or true Metal is a worthy pursuit in life. Forever, street fuckin' Metal!
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craftbeergirlcali All in a days work when you're on the road #sales #salesrep #roadwarrior #losangeles #coroner 1d

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wolfcopmovie This Saturday #WolfCop is screening at @wizardworld Chicago Fan Fest! Catch all the blood, guts and glory in Room 14 at 5:30pm. Free with admission!
#wolfcop #igfilm #ighorror #herecomesthefuzz #werewolfwednesday #coroner
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blackarcass @stevielyman and I got some serious #hangtime at the #whitechapel show last night. #Omaha #metalshow #deathmetal #coroner #stagedive 2d

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coroner_1116_dude Who would love such a creature? :/ (Fishing for compliments) lol jk xD
#Scorpio #longhairdontcare #beanie #chilly #windy #creature #Coroner #nomorecolor #switzerland #fuckyeah
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  •   foofan1 Ok fisher. Nice hair!!!! 2d

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lizzieloo72 great great grandad looks a bit scary, born 1815 the year of #Waterloo #Corcoran #Ireland #coroner #family #ancestry #addict 5d

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