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__britx I'm toooo awesome for this. Realist article of clothing he will ever own. #Batman #buttman 9h

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simpsnaps This is monkey, butler is in LOVE with her. Follows her around everywhere!! I keep telling him to play it cool, but he's not getting it. #ButtMan #dogsofinstagram #Chihuahua #ChiChi #puppylove #ChristmasLove #romance 15h

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waitingforzombies Puerco Pibil on the menu tonight! Pork butt, spices and banana leaves...yum. 2w

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michaelcasper3 This made me laugh! #Lol #Buttman 1d

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skinnydoe My boys a butt man haha 1d

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_eric__cartman_ South Park Christmas Part 42
Cartman x Butters
Family Christmas
Cartman's POV
Still holding hands, Butters pushes the front door open and we walk into the dining room. All the food has been cleared and Stephe's wine glass in now completely full again, obviously he's using alcohol as a cute for stress. He looks the most distressed, Linda is a little uneasy and my Mom is slightly irritated by Stephen's lack of cooperation. When they see us walk in, all eyes are on us especially the fact that we're holding hands.
"I-I'm sorry for shouting earlier, it was disrespectful and uncalled for so I won't do it again. But..I'm not apologising for liking a guy, everything I said about that was true and I don't take it back. I love Eric..and I'm not leaving him just to fit your expectations. I'm sorry that I'm not the son that fits your ideals..but I'm not breaking up with him so you can find me a fiancée. And if me loving a guy means that you will no longer regard me as your son...then fine, I'm no longer your son." I confess, Eric giving me a reassuring smile along with Liane.
Dad sighs, running a hand through his greying hair.
"You'll always be our son Butters.." Stephen states, leaving us struck dumb!
"After having a good think about it and talking to Liane, we've realised that...you're still our son no matter who you like. It's 2014, we should stop being old fashioned geriatrics and see that homosexuality is a common part of society now." Linda admits.
"I'll admit that I'm disappointed that you won't bring home a hot girlfriend and raise some grandchildren, it's expected as a parent of an only child-but I will try to be more understanding and respectful of your decision. If you really do love Eric and if he's going to be good to you in the future...then I'm happy." Stephen confesses.
Butters smile has never been bigger, his cheeks instantly covered in tears of happiness.
"Thank you so much Mom and Dad!" Butters cries.
"It's alright son. Eric, you better promise that you'll look after Butters for us."
"I will, I promise Mr Stotch." I swear. I love Butters a lot, of course I'll be there and watch out for him.
-End of Part 42-
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_eric__cartman_ South Park Christmas Part 39
Cartman x Butters
Family Christmas
Butters' POV
I can't, I physically can't! They just had to bring up girlfriends and marriage and grand kids and expectations didn't they! How can I tell them now?! I don't know what they're going to be more shocked at: the fact that I like a guy or that I like Eric. He's not exactly the most pure and innocent person in the world: he's foul mouthed, violent, aggressive, hot headed, opinionated, offensive, ignorant, greedy and slightly sadistic! But I love him, I don't know how but I do! My parents have this image of a cute girl who's probably kind, honest, thoughtful, intelligent, a good cook, a good mother, the perfect wife! And here I am with my boyfriend who's less than perfect but I'm crazy for him.
Cartman starts rubbing circles into the skin of my hand, reminding me he's here and there for me. I exhale, hoping my worries travel with the expelled breath and finally open my mouth.
"Mom, Dad...I-I haven't found any girls that interest me because...I-I li-"
The lump in my throat prevents me from speaking, I hastily grab my lemonade and chug the entire glass, the cool liquid a godsend that eases my throat.
"What is it son?" Dad asks.
"I like a guy okay!"
The clatter of the cutlery against fine china and the sound of dad choking on his drink sends alarm bells ringing in my head, alerting me to get the hell out of this situation. Cartman's mom also looks surprised but also calm, almost impressed that I confessed. Why can't my parents he this calm?! My mom finally recovers and starts whacking Dad's back to stop him choking.
"Y-you what?! You're gay?! Dad gasps, he and Mom looking at me astonished..and disappointed.
"Well, I don't really know what my sexuality is really. I still like girls I guess but there's just this one guy I'm attracted to. And I love him.." I whisper.
"L-love him?!" Mom breathes.
"Y-yeah."
Dad stands up from his chair, making me jump and cower.
"Who's this boy that corrupted you Butters?! You're just confused, he's obviously got you wrapped around his finger making you believe you like him. Who is he?!" Dad questions.
"I-it's Eric..."
-End of Part 39-
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_eric__cartman_ South Park Christmas Part 38
Cartman x Butters
Family Christmas
Cartman's POV
I've missed my mom's cooking, Butters is okay in the kitchen but there's nothing that beats homemade Mom cooking. I can tell the parts of the meal she helped Linda prepare, I'll admit it tastes amazing. Mom's right about me trimming a bit but I still like food, I'm still a fatass at heart. Just a slightly slimmer fatass now (but still a bit big boned).
Beside me, Butters is clearly agitated, by the worry across his face I can tell he's thinking about telling his parents about us being a couple. It's worse for him, I'm scared too but he's petrified. While the parents are talking amongst themselves and the attention's off us, I slip a hand under the table and hold the one he has on his knee, entwining our fingers together. He looks over at me with big blue eyes that have slightly glossed over, giving me a convincing smile which I return. (He's so fucking cute). Sacrificing my right hand to hold his, I attempt to continue eating with my inferior hand, difficult at first but I manage. He's shaking...
"So Butters.." Linda starts.
"Yes?" Butters asks.
"Have you found yourself a girlfriend while you've been away from home?" Linda asks.
Crap. Butters stiffens instantly, his eyes growing wider than they already are, a rabbit caught in the headlights.
"I imagine you meet a lot of cute girls at college, any you've taken interest in?" Stephen continues.
"U-Urm I..n-no." Butters stammers, unable to speak properly from shaking.
"What about outside of school? There were a lot of nice girls in your high school." Linda adds.
"We think you should be looking for someone now, I know you're still young and you're not even twenty yet but the sooner the better right? We want you to maybe find the girl you'll want to marry, someone nice I hope, someone who'd make good grandchildren and be with you in old age." Stephen paints his ideals clearly.
Butters resembles Tweek more and more in this nervous condition, there couldn't be a worse topic to bring up. Butters keeps looking at his parents, then me, then his food. Is he going to say it?!
-End of Part 38-
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  •   tht_mexican_girl ARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you looked at this warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten years old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day if ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in ur room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry 1d

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_eric__cartman_ South Park Christmas Part 37
Cartman x Butters
Family Christmas
Butters' POV
My parents and Eric's mom greet us at the front door, our moms throwing their arms out to hug the pair of us. After they've constrained us until our faces turn purple, the five of us enter the warm household, Eric handing my dad the present bag as he passes. Home hasn't changed since I left..everything's still the same. Apparently Dad wanted to change my bedroom into a home theatre but Mom insisted on leaving it if I ever came to visit or moved back in. I don't think I'm coming back to stay any time soon, I'm happy in my apartment I share with Eric. How am I going to tell my parents about us...?
"Butters you look so different! When was the last time you cut your hair? It looks unkempt, you still comb it everyday right?" Mom frets, touching my light blonde tufts.
"Yes mom." I reply, Cartman giving me sideways glance, mourning 'momma's boy'.
"You look different too Eric, are you eating well? You look like you've lost weight!" Mrs Cartman fusses over her son.
"Goddamnit Mom stop! I'm eating fine, I've just slimmed down a little." Cartman complains.
Indeed Eric has lost some body mass, he's still heavy but he's not as much of a fatass as he used to be. A better way to describe him is broad, I guess that's just his natural body structure. He dominates me in height, weight and strength.
"Okay can we eat now?" Cartman asks.
"Ah that's my Eric, always wanting food." Liane giggles.
"First you say I'm not eating right and now this?! Make up your mind!" Cartman grumbles.
He catches me laughing and shoots me a glare which instantly shuts me up. Dad leads us into the dining room where food is already laid out on the long table, five places set for us. Dad sits at the head of the table, I opt to sitting next to Eric while our moms seat themselves opposite us. We've been given lemonade while the adults drink mulled wine, clinking our glasses together before we eat. As we dig in to the Christmas Dinner, small talk is made but I can't keep up. Every second that passes is a second closer to when I have to tell my parents about Eric and I...
-End of Part 37-
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_eric__cartman_ South Park Christmas Part 36
Cartman x Butters
Family Christmas
Cartman's POV
"Eric are you sure you're okay carrying all those presents? That bag looks heavy." Butters asks me for the millionth time.
"Butters how many times do I have to say it's fine?" I snap, he was the right about the sack of presents being heavy though.
"I'm sorry, I just don't-"
"I know Butters but I'm more up to hauling this shit than you are, so stop fussing." I end the conversation.
With Butters only just recovering from a broken arm due to a snowboard accident while vacationing in Switzerland together, I've been lugging the present bag so he didn't strain his arm again. It's been fairly healed for a couple of weeks but the doctor said restrict heavy lifting for at least a month. So I'm dumped with the task of present carrier as we walk to the Stotch household together, both our families are gathered for Christmas dinner. I didn't want my mom to be alone after I moved our a couple of months ago and Stephen and Linda suggested that she, Butters and I all get together at their place. Butters is ecstatic, me not so much. I don't do family gatherings, I'm not used to it after I've grown up without a 'family'. I have my mom but it's not really a whole family thing we have, it's just us. But at least Butters is there for morale.
We're also thinking about finally coming out to our parents about being in a relationship, everyone else knows except our families. The guys have all been great about it, Kyle making gay jokes primarily (to me only) but after I kicked his ass he shut up. He and Stan have actually been great considering how much shit they've been through when they went out, I'm just nervous about telling my mom. I don't know how she'll react in all honesty, we never exactly talked about relationships. Butters is terrified of what his parents' reaction will be considering they're set on him finding a pretty girl and marrying her. Since there are expectations in place, he's got it toughest. In that sense I guess I'm there for morale too.
At last we reach Butters' old house which is now just his parents' place, next door to my mom's. The door immediately opens.
-End of Part 36-
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zesabraham Can't resist! Lmao! #buttman 2d

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shweaty6 Like if your a #Buttman
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madeinphilly #Batman, you've been replaced. #Buttman 2d

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