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thebeardedgentscomb @anthrob21 BEARD OF THE DAY details of how to enter in our feed
#beard #beardoftheday #letitgrow
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  •   jfred06 That's a nice beard tho.. Very hipster of you lol...... Lmfao at the last hash tag.. 2h
  •   mwmroll Yes, I have a beard, work at Starbucks, love Apple products, wear tight Levi's, went to college for photography...fuck I'm a hipster 2h

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mwmroll My beard is always on its AGame, even during my workout @jfred06 #beards #kcco #hmotb #beardoftheday #gnarlybeardco 3h
  •   jfred06 My beard cost a late night fee
    Your beard got the HIV
    My beard plays on the double feature screen
    Your beard went straight to DVD

    My beard bigger than a bridge
    Your beard look like a little kids
    My beard large like the chargers
    (The whole team)
    Your shit look like you're fourteen

    My beard locked in a cage
    (Right)
    Your beard suffer from stage fright
    My beard so hot it's stolen
    Your beard look like Gary Coleman

    My beard pain and big
    Your beard stinks like shit
    My beard got a Caesar do
    Your beard needs a tweezer dude

    My beard is like super size
    Your beard look like two fries
    My beard more mass than the Earth
    Your beard half staff
    (It needs work)

    My beard been there done that
    Your beard said so
    My beard, V.I.P.
    Your shit needs I.D.

    It's time that we let the world know
    Dude, you gotta let your girl go
    J.F. is the best in the business
    P.S., I got a beard like Jesus

    It's time that we let the world know
    Dude, you gotta let your girl go
    J.F. is the best in the business
    P.S., I got a dicks like Jesus

    My beard need no introduction
    Your beard don't even function
    My beard served a whole lunch-in
    Your beard, it look like a munchkin'

    My beard size of a pumpkin
    Your beard look like Mackauley Culkin
    My beard good good lovin'
    Your beard good for nothin'

    My beard bench pressed 350
    Your beard couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
    My beard pretty damn skimpy
    Your beard hungry as a hippie

    My beard don't fit down the chimney
    Your beard is like a kid from the Philippine
    My beard is like an M16
    Your beard, broken vending machine

    My beard parts the seas
    Your beard farts and queefs
    My beard rumble in the jungle
    Your beard got touched by your uncle

    My beard goes to yoga
    Your beard fruit roll up
    My beard grade a beef
    Your beard made a geek

    My beard sick and dangerous
    Your beard quick and painless
    My beard 'nuff said
    Your beard loves JFred

    It's time that we let the world know
    Dude, you gotta let your girl go
    J.F. is the best in the business
    P.S., I got a beard like Jesus

    It's time that we let the world know
    Dude, you gotta let your girl go
    J.F. is the best in the business
    P.S., I got a beard like Jesus 3h
  •   jfred06 Your move lol 3h

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4h mwmroll
Normal Justin Jenkins

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Normal I've seen some shit!

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