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megsterrz My fortune last night... Like what does this even mean? #badfortunecookie 2d

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realkalbeatz Wil I though? #badfortunecookie 3d

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Normal Andy
auburnz71 What's that even mean? It's not just a #BadFortuneCookie. It's a #DumbFortuneCookie! I feel cheated. 7d
  •   twd0002 Bad fortune cookies have their way of finding you. @auburnz71 7d
  •   djsalesllc Maybe work on despair in "despair time" 7d
  •   auburnz71 @twd0002 I know. Luckily @dchassell acquires more than me. 6d
  •   rbeansmith Well, it is better than getting a cookie with no fortune. I have a friend who broke hers and there was no fortune 5d
  •   auburnz71 @rbeansmith I've had that happen too. Always a bummer!! It's more like a MISSfortune cookie. 5d

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Normal Chelsea Davis
chelsea1993davis There is no fortune in my fortune cookie #ImFortuneless #FortuneCookie #BadFortuneCookie 1w

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Brannan Ronny Hakim

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Valencia sangahyah_
sangahyah_ What kind of a fortune is this? #badfortunecookie 2w

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Normal Andy
auburnz71 Meh. I've had better fortune cookies. #BadFortuneCookie 3w

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ogangel916 That's right motherfuckers. You'd better wish good fortune on me, or I'll share the bad! Muahahaha #badfortunecookie 3w

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taniajerome14 Apparently cheesy pickup lines is what the future holds for me!! #badfortunecookie #sonotfunny #refundplease #pickupline #Iwantanewfortune 3w

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Normal Joel Samuel Gary

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sewnwithcurves The English teacher in me is trying hard not to cringe. #badfortunecookie #grammarisimportant 4w

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bluekev Pretty sure an Asian wrote this and that's not a fortune #badfortunecookie #KCCO 4w

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1mon indybanana
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indybanana I thought my fortune was pretty morbid....and Michael gets it too??? What the heck?!? 1mon

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1mon mekitlas
Normal Mike Kitlas
mekitlas Chinese food, you're doing it wrong #badfortunecookie #spellcheckworkswonders 1mon

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homesofbobb Really that isn't a fortune...it says you may be boring! #badfortunecookie #what 2mon

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andra1224 Oh great! Well, I got a bat with their name on it if they do... #badfortunecookie #hungryanhourlater 2mon

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Valencia Juh-Kwee-Suh Mar-Sell

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