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fooitsjanethu Wtheck? 😧 Worst fortune ever!! #debbydowner #badfortunecookie #badomen 😑😑😑 21h

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7d dradney
Valencia David Radney
dradney I'm not showing this one to Michelle. #badfortunecookie 7d

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mindriot420 #badfortunecookie sounds painful #badgrammer not the fortune I was looking for. #LOL 2w

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harryazcona What does it mean when your fortune cookie has no message?! #badomen #shouldibeworried #badfortunecookie #picofthenight #azconaproblems #whatsmyfortune 2w

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Normal Sam Engvall
samengvall Friends don't let friends drive after over eating a Chinese buffets, causing them to vomit uncontrollably on the side of 495 #stuffed #protectilevomit #badfortunecookie 3w

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lorenfl What ever happened to 'you will soon have new opportunities'? A newer, younger, more cynical generation has taken over the writing of fortune cookies. #badfortunecookie 3w

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gc0401 Seriously, fortune cookie?
#badfortunecookie #newfortune #heart #paths
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iv_la When did fortune cookies stop giving you fortunes and started scaring you into eating carrots instead??? #fortunecookies #badfortunecookie #whyohwhy #bringbackthefortunesinfortunecookies 1mon
  •   delriscodf It's 1:41 in va and 10:41pm in LA?! Oh time difference! 1mon
  •   iv_la @delriscodf Yep! I predict three shots of espresso in my latte later this morning. Hahaha! 1mon
  •   cininseattle WTH???? 1mon

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elpsycongroo07 What I get for saying having a good or bad closing shift at work would depend on my fortune. Fuck you too fortune cookie! ಠ_ಠ
#badfortunecookie #badluck #lookofdisapproval #jesushelpme #work #breakroom #antics #thissucks #oldman #tooyoungforthis
1mon

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taylormboyd Bryan is bummed on his fortune | @zinkstagram #badfortunecookie 1mon

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1mon efish85
Sutro Beth Fisher

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mattcassidy I guess the guy at the Chinese food place has a sense of humor #diabetic #badfortunecookie 1mon

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supershipley Frak you fortune cookie...it was right, today was stacked against me since I woke up. Let's hope tomorrow is better.
#badfortunecookie
1mon

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robbillings Well, that was unexpected. Hah! #badfortunecookie #FAIL 1mon

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bcdrums23 Afew thing could be said here...
Chances are this writers a #blonde #lol #badfortunecookie #yougottabekiding
1mon

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Mayfair Roland
rolandrusinek Umm... What?
#badfortunecookie
2mon

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Lo-fi Dawson Baptist Youth Group
dawsonstudents "The human heart is the most deceitful of all things..." Jeremiah 17:9a #badfortunecookie #trueloveproject 2mon

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