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lorenfl What ever happened to 'you will soon have new opportunities'? A newer, younger, more cynical generation has taken over the writing of fortune cookies. #badfortunecookie 2d

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iv_la When did fortune cookies stop giving you fortunes and started scaring you into eating carrots instead??? #fortunecookies #badfortunecookie #whyohwhy #bringbackthefortunesinfortunecookies 2w
  •   delriscodf It's 1:41 in va and 10:41pm in LA?! Oh time difference! 2w
  •   iv_la @delriscodf Yep! I predict three shots of espresso in my latte later this morning. Hahaha! 2w
  •   cininseattle WTH???? 2w

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elpsycongroo07 What I get for saying having a good or bad closing shift at work would depend on my fortune. Fuck you too fortune cookie! ಠ_ಠ
#badfortunecookie #badluck #lookofdisapproval #jesushelpme #work #breakroom #antics #thissucks #oldman #tooyoungforthis
2w

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taylormboyd Bryan is bummed on his fortune | @zinkstagram #badfortunecookie 2w

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2w efish85
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mattcassidy I guess the guy at the Chinese food place has a sense of humor #diabetic #badfortunecookie 2w

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supershipley Frak you fortune cookie...it was right, today was stacked against me since I woke up. Let's hope tomorrow is better.
#badfortunecookie
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joe_feliz_estoy smh no it ain't.. I ain't about dat life 😕#badfortunecookie#newfortune#asap 3w

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robbillings Well, that was unexpected. Hah! #badfortunecookie #FAIL 4w

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bcdrums23 Afew thing could be said here...
Chances are this writers a #blonde #lol #badfortunecookie #yougottabekiding
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Mayfair Roland

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Lo-fi Dawson Baptist Youth Group
dawsonstudents "The human heart is the most deceitful of all things..." Jeremiah 17:9a #badfortunecookie #trueloveproject 1mon

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mnrider25 I hate stupid fortunes.... #badfortunecookie 1mon

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rachelbarg93 What kind of fortune is this? Is this even allowed. My poor grandma! #badfortunecookie 1mon

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douggiefresh32 Seriously?! Who writes this shit? #badfortunecookie 1mon

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1mon auburnz71
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auburnz71 This creeps me out, because I have friends like @dchassell and @iampaulross. #badfortunecookie 1mon

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samira362436 Possibly the dumbest fortune I've had from a fortune cookie. #fortunecookie #badfortunecookie #pandaexpress #dumb 1mon

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