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brimmsies ro·man·tic: adjective \rō-ˈman-tik, rə-\
: of, relating to, or involving love between two people : making someone think of love : suitable for romance : thinking about love and doing and saying things to show that you love someone

#no #badfortunecookie
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babycakes21muah Da fuck kinda shit is this!!! My fortune cookie wants me to do hood rat shit with my friends #badfortunecookie #thecookiemademedoit #smh #hilarious 1w

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marclefty Thank you, Panda Express, for the motivational message of the day. #badfortunecookie #exercise #iblameitonpanda #itsmostlybeardweight #pandaexpress #fortunecookies 2w

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ogangel916 Bullshit! You lie, fortune cookie! #badfortunecookie 3w

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megsterrz My fortune last night... Like what does this even mean? #badfortunecookie 1mon

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realkalbeatz Wil I though? #badfortunecookie 1mon

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1mon auburnz71
Normal Andy
auburnz71 What's that even mean? It's not just a #BadFortuneCookie. It's a #DumbFortuneCookie! I feel cheated. 1mon
  •   twd0002 Bad fortune cookies have their way of finding you. @auburnz71 1mon
  •   djsalesllc Maybe work on despair in "despair time" 1mon
  •   auburnz71 @twd0002 I know. Luckily @dchassell acquires more than me. 1mon
  •   rbeansmith Well, it is better than getting a cookie with no fortune. I have a friend who broke hers and there was no fortune 1mon
  •   auburnz71 @rbeansmith I've had that happen too. Always a bummer!! It's more like a MISSfortune cookie. 1mon

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Normal Chelsea Davis
chelsea1993davis There is no fortune in my fortune cookie #ImFortuneless #FortuneCookie #BadFortuneCookie 1mon

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1mon ronnyhakim
Brannan Ronny Hakim

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1mon sangahyah_
Valencia sangahyah_
sangahyah_ What kind of a fortune is this? #badfortunecookie 1mon

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2mon auburnz71
Normal Andy
auburnz71 Meh. I've had better fortune cookies. #BadFortuneCookie 2mon

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ogangel916 That's right motherfuckers. You'd better wish good fortune on me, or I'll share the bad! Muahahaha #badfortunecookie 2mon

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taniajerome14 Apparently cheesy pickup lines is what the future holds for me!! #badfortunecookie #sonotfunny #refundplease #pickupline #Iwantanewfortune 2mon

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2mon joel.jolo
Normal Joel Samuel Gary
  •   achattler Wait. I just called you and you didn't pick up. Is it because you were posting this? 2mon
  •   jrrmintz Lol @achattler 2mon

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sewnwithcurves The English teacher in me is trying hard not to cringe. #badfortunecookie #grammarisimportant 2mon

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bluekev Pretty sure an Asian wrote this and that's not a fortune #badfortunecookie #KCCO 2mon

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2mon indybanana
X-Pro II indybanana
indybanana I thought my fortune was pretty morbid....and Michael gets it too??? What the heck?!? 2mon

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2mon mekitlas
Normal Mike Kitlas
mekitlas Chinese food, you're doing it wrong #badfortunecookie #spellcheckworkswonders 2mon

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