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  •   calytaruiz @theandroiddata That could make me really happy! ;-) 1h
  •   xyphoidmax It is! So soft and fluffy and perfect. Yes! His hair and his stubble needs lots of petting and attention. Yes, those intense pretty eyes are so pretty. He needs snuggles and head hugs and lots of petting. 1h
  •   theandroiddata @calytaruiz me too, my friend! 53min
  •   calytaruiz @theandroiddata But, I'll take my nap alone :'( 49min
  •   theandroiddata @xyphoidmax it's so perfect! That hair is so soft and such a pretty color. He's got a little bit of bed head. The stubble is just so good and ever present. His eyes are too beautiful. He does! He needs tons of snuggles and hugs! Aww, Karl. 46min
  •   theandroiddata @calytaruiz awww 42min
  •   xyphoidmax It is! So pretty and soft. Karl has the best head of hair. He does, he has such cute bed head. It's like he tried to fix it up but didn't try that hard. Yes, Karl has the best stubble ever, and it's always there. They are! Ugh! Karl! He needs to be snuggled so hard and his hair petted and combed and brushed. Just all day long. 35min
  •   theandroiddata @xyphoidmax he does! He has amazing hair, so thick and luxurious. The bed head look works so well on him. Yeah, he probably just ran his hand through it once or twice. It's so cute! His stubble is always there, any amount of stubble is good. Such pretty features! Yes! Ugh, snuggles and kisses and petting. 5min

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chirojudge This is what happens when my "dog" doesn't feel good. #milkinit #almosthuman #doberman 6h

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  •   theandroiddata He's just standing there staring. The small ones do nothing! He needs a big one! 2h
  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata he doesn't know what to do with the small ones. They're not a challenge to him. He has to almost choke on it. 2h
  •   theandroiddata He can destroy those small ones, crush them in his hand. He was so looking forward to the mics today. He really loves to choke on those big ones. 1h
  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata he can, those small ones are totally worthless to him. He was! He was excited to try a few out, but these little ones are kinda disappointing. 1h
  •   theandroiddata He's so disappointed. He was excited to show off his microphone swallowing skills. He was going to make it disappear, but these small ones are stupid. There's nothing to them. 1h
  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata yeah, what the hell is he supposed to do with these little ones? He was! He was so down to deep throat a girthy mic today, someone he likes is supposed to be watching. He has to impress! He's going to get pisses and tear them out soon. 1h
  •   theandroiddata He can't do much with these little ones! Just use them for actually talking. Yeah, he talked himself up and told this person about his impressive deep throating skills. Yeah, he's getting more and more pissed by the second. He's gonna break them all. 42min
  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata he can't, all he can do is use them for their intended purpose. And that's bullshit. He did, he was like, "just watch, I'll do it...you'll love it and I'll show you more later." He is, he's going to destroy those tiny stupid mics. Come on, people, bring him a real one. 33min

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theandroiddata This picture is a little blurry but so cute! Karl says️for your Monday! Have a great Monday everyone! karlurban #startrek #aos #adorable #almosthuman #bones #beard #beautifuldumbkiwi #cute #cutehair #doom #dredd #eomer #greathair #hazeleyes #kennex #lotr #mccoy #priest #red #reboot #tall 1d
  •   theandroiddata @xyphoidmax yeah! I want to be like Karl too! Everyone should want to be like him. He's the coolest and the cutest! He did start the denim shirt movement. 20h
  •   xyphoidmax Yeah! He's so awesome and great! Everyone should want to be like him! He's so cool and so cute and so good! He did! Now everyone likes denim shirts. 19h
  •   theandroiddata @xyphoidmax he is! He's just good and awesome. Yeah, if we were all more like Karl, the world would be a better place. He's so good! Yeah, denim shirts are everywhere now! 19h
  •   xyphoidmax Yeah! I think so. Karl is oddly very genuine and just wants to be good. And he's so good. He's great. And if people were more like him I think the world would be very different. They are! Seriously everywhere. For men, woman, and animals! 18h
  •   theandroiddata @xyphoidmax he is! He's very down to earth and easy going. He's so friendly and nice. He's amazing. Karl is the best! It would! The world would be better. He's so good. Yeah, everyone's wearing denim shirts. It's the thing now, it's crazy. 17h
  •   xyphoidmax He is! He's amazing like that. He's just so great in every way! Karl is so special. The world would be a much nicer and cuter place to live if people were more like Karl. It is! Karl is just very influential, especially with his clothing. 17h
  •   theandroiddata @xyphoidmax he is! He's so amazing and special all over, inside and out. Yeah, it would so much cuter and nicer. We'd all get along so much better. He is definitely a trendsetter with his denim shirts, his plaid shirts, those are very popular now too, and his sunglasses. 16h
  •   xyphoidmax He is! Everything about him is just wonderful and spectacular. Yeah, seriously, everyone would be helping each other and just being nice and accommodating. It would be fantastic! He is! Yes. Karl clothes are the clothes of the future. Everyone wants to look like Karl. 16h

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machnerds It's time for the unofficial spinoff coming later this month. Enjoy your morning Dredd fans!

#judge #judgedredd #superfiend #law #darkjudge #comics #sequel #2000ad #megacityone #respect #read #karlurban almosthuman #comicbooks
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Sierra Carita de Mona
caritademona You, you make me feel Almost Human #almosthuman #monarchy #face #girl #eyes #weird #caritademona 2d

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  •   theandroiddata @xyphoidmax yes! Those are the cutest! And very important. He's so freaking adorable with his sunglasses, any of his sunglasses. Yeah, they don't work for anyone else. Only Karl can look that amazing in sunglasses. THAT'S SO KARL! 2d
  •   xyphoidmax They are the cutest and most important! Yes, all of the sunglasses he's ever worn are so cute on him. They don't work for anyone else, just Karl. Yes, only Karl! All sunglasses are reserved for Karl! SO MUCH KARL!!! 2d
  •   theandroiddata @xyphoidmax they are! They're so cute! And he looks so cute with all of them! He could wear any sunglasses and look so adorable. Although, I think I prefer the square ones. Yes! All sunglasses everywhere are only for Karl! KARL EVERYWHERE! 2d
  •   xyphoidmax He does! He knows how to wear each pair of those glasses with extreme ease. He could! He could wear two pairs at once and still look adorable. Yes, his little square black plastic glasses are the absolute best. That's right! Sunglasses are all designed for him! When KARL is on a bagel you can have KARL ANYTIME!!!! 2d
  •   theandroiddata @xyphoidmax he does! He can pull off any pair of sunglasses. He's way too cute! He could definitely wear two pairs at once and look cooler than everyone else. I know. Those square glasses are so dark and they compliment his face so well. Yeah, no one can have sunglasses except Karl! He gets them all! Yeah! And who wouldn't want to have KARL anytime?!!!!! 2d
  •   xyphoidmax He can! Even big, flamboyant, girly sunglasses. He's always cooler than everyone else, especially with sunglasses. They do! They're really the best sunglasses he's ever worn and hopefully he won't lose those ones too. They're so dark and awesome! I love that pair. Yeah! Only Karl can have sunglasses! Just him! Yeah! KARL all day every day!!!!! 2d
  •   theandroiddata @xyphoidmax yes! He could totally pulling girly sunglasses! I think he actually has. Yeah, he's naturally cool, but with sunglasses, he's somehow even cooler. That's just Karl. Yeah, hopefully he won't, although I'm sure he can get another pair. He should get another pair. They're like so thick and dark, they're amazing. I love them too. He's the only one who should wear sunglasses anyway! KARL!! So cute so perfect KARL. 2d
  •   xyphoidmax I think he has too! He could pull off any pair of sunglasses! Yeah, the sunglasses just emphasis his super coolness. Yeah, he probably could get his hands on another pair, he should just have a few extra on hand just in case. They are! They're great!!! KARL is so perfect and beautiful!!!! 2d

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  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata yeah, don't freak out, Karl. Just be yourself. He already likes you. It's so obvious, Karl. Yes it is! You're doing it right now! And you're turning red! Oh, Karl, just relax. Don't look now, though, Karl, he's coming over here. You better do something about it. Kiss him! 2d
  •   theandroiddata Yeah, just be yourself. Yourself is so cute and perfect. He'll love you. You're not very good at hiding it, Karl. The look on your face says it all. Don't worry so much. Aww, you're blushing! Oh he is coming, now's your chance! Go! Tell him! 2d
  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata yeah, Karl, you're so cute and sweet, everyone likes you. Yeah, sorry, Karl, but you're terrible at hiding it when you like someone. You're blushing so hard, Karl! So cute! Quick! Go, Karl, do it!! Shhh! Here he comes, shhhh. Do it, Karl. 2d
  •   theandroiddata They do! You're the best, Karl, so don't sweat it. We all know that he likes you and you like him. He does! He really does! You're just not that good at keeping secrets, Karl. He's walking right towards you! Stay calm, you can do it! No we're not gonna embarrass you. Oh sorry, we'll be over here. 2d
  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata yeah, you're so good and perfect, Karl. You don't need to be self conscious. Yeah, everyone knows you guys like each other, except for you two. Relax, Karl, be yourself! We won't embarrass you but we're going to watch from behind this trashcan. Do it, Karl! He likes you too! 2d
  •   theandroiddata You are! You're such a good guy. He won't be able to resist you. You guys deserve each other. We all know, we've all known for a while. Well, we thought you knew! We would never embarrass you, but we'll try to keep it down. Go on up to him and say hi, give him a hug or something and then lay one on him. 2d
  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata yeah, Karl! You do, you guys are totally perfect for each other. Yeah, how could you have not known that you guys like each other? Yeah, give him a hug first...it's a good segue. Oh snap, he's going! They're talking and laughing...it looks good...he's going for the hug! Yes, Karl...so close...yes!!!! He did it! Oh shit, now it's getting a little hot and heavy. Daaaammnnn, Karl! Way to go! Alright! I'm off to bed! It's been quite fun today!! Sweet Karl and Chris making out dreams! G'night!!!! 2d
  •   theandroiddata Finally, damn it, Karl! It's been so much fun today! Sweet Karl and Chris dreams!!! Goodnight!!! 2d

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X-Pro II Tara O'Shaughnessy
taraos3011 Masterchef on... pyjamas on... sunday vibes with Buddy :) #JRT #almosthuman #dogsofinstagram 2d

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theandroiddata I'm skipping my Star Trek post for today to show you guys my pumpkin! What do you think? #karlurban #halloween #mypumpkin #awesome 3d

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