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  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata I know! 44min
  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata look at him! Just sitting there... 44min
  •   theandroiddata Acting all coy....acting all McCoy. Lol how dumb... 41min
  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata hahaha! Yes, well...he is the REAL McCoy after all...sooooo... 38min
  •   theandroiddata Lol! Yes he is! Ugh, he's so cute! Damn it, Karl... 35min
  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata lol!!! He's sooo cute!!! He's looking better than we was like last month, so that's good. Damn it, Karl! I just need to know if you're alright!!!! 30min
  •   theandroiddata Lol!!! He is!! He's a cutie little cute face! He does. I saw those pictures of him from last month and he looked so weird, poor baby. I was so worried. He looks way better now. 21min
  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata lol!!! Yeah, look at him being all, "what do you mean I'm cute? I don't get it..." Then turns up the cuteness. Yeah! He looked tired and bummed and a little dirty. I was worried maybe he'd been hitting the booze kinda hard or maybe decided crack was a good idea. I don't know. But I'm glad he's starting to look more normal again. 11min

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reneengamau My turn on the swing! #DoggieTings #CareBear #AlmostHuman 4h

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theandroiddata Throwback to the adorableness that is Karl in The Price of Milk. Look at that hair, the forearm omg help... #karlurban #thepriceofmilk #rob #startrek #dredd #priest #almosthuman #theloft #tbt #mccoy #bones #cutehair #red #seriouslylookatthatforearm 22h
  •   xyphoidmax Yes! He is! He's so fucking cute! He just wants to be a cute little provider and take care of somebody and love them forever. Yes! Just like his pretty eyes! Those fields were meant for him! Sooooo cuuuuutttteeee!!! 20h
  •   theandroiddata @xyphoidmax he is!! He's too cute! He wants to live in his little house and sleep in his little bed with his love. They were! He loves his green fields. They go so well with his pretty eyes and his little red shirt. It's adorable!! 19h
  •   xyphoidmax Yes!!! So cute! He does, he just wants simple things. Like his tiny bowl of cereal in the morning and his fluffy hair just fluffing up everywhere. Yes! His blue jumpsuit and his red shirt are just so striking against the beautiful green background. It's all just too fucking cute!!! 19h
  •   theandroiddata @xyphoidmax he does!! He's adorable! His tiny little bowl is so cute! He would love to just be able to share a tiny bowl of cereal with you every morning. And his fluffy hair! So fluffy! Ugh, it's the fluffiest, cutest little head of hair ever. Yeah! He does stand out against all the green. It's all so beautiful. 18h
  •   xyphoidmax He's so cute!!! He would! He'd share everything with you, especially his tiny bowl of cereal. He just wants to share everything and be cute and sweet all day long!!! His hair is so fluffy and wonderful! Which makes him extra cute, it's all over the place and so cute! He stands out against everything because he's special and adorable. 18h
  •   theandroiddata @xyphoidmax he is! Such a cute little cutie head!!! He would probably like feed you cereal and say all kinds of sweet and cute things before going off in his blue jumpsuit that's only half way on!! Damn it, Rob!! His hair is so fluffy, it's borderline ridiculously fluffy. And it looks so soft! He's so cute all over!! He is special, the most special and adorable little farmer in all the land. 18h
  •   xyphoidmax He's the biggest cute cutie head ever! He totally would! Right out of his own tiny little bowl. Yeah! He barely ever wears it all the way up like you're supposed to. He just wants to show off his tiny red shirt. It's very ridiculously fluffy and soft and great! It's adorable! He's so special! I don't know how anyone could even consider hurting him, in any way. He's just so fucking cute!!! 17h

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  •   jkingla Awesome! Its people like you that make instagram worthwhile, keep it up! :) 23h

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  •   theandroiddata It's amazing!! I bet it's so scratchy and wonderful. I'll scratch his beard until he's purring. Need a good Karl beard burn. The eye crinkles are so cute!!! And his cute little laugh. He is adorable and he knows it, but he's so fucking cool. Haha yes!! Omg I hope he does that! It'll be hilarious and awesome. 20h
  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata it is! I bet it's fantastic and lovely and like a carnival ride. I bet that would make him purr. Just right under his chin, he'd raise his little head up, close his eyes, and smile his Karl kitty smile as you give him the best beard scratching. Yes! Karl's cute little Karl laugh is the best thing ever. He knows he's the cutest thing ever! He just fucking knows it. Lol he probably will! He'll be confused by it then completely thrilled that it exists! I can't wait! 20h
  •   theandroiddata It has to be just like that! It would be so fuzzy and nice. I would! I would give him the best beard scratch ever and watch him squirm and smile. It would soon turn into a full head scratch. He's so cute! His cute little Karl laugh is so sweet! He does know it. He loves to flaunt his cuteness. Lol! That will be so cute! His confused little face and then a cute little smile. 19h
  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata yes! You know it is! So fuzzy and lovely! Karl needs full on head rubs as well as beard rubs. He'd love it and purr all over the place, he'd probably start drooling too. Awww Karl giggles! They're the cutest!!! He does love to flaunt his cuteness! He knows he's the cutest thing on the planet. Lol! Yes!!! It will be delightfully adorable! I wish I could be there to see it...but it happening at all is good enough for me. He'll probably love it and laugh. 19h
  •   theandroiddata So fuzzy! He's a cute little fuzzy head. Yeah, he needs to be rubbed and scratched all over. He would love it and purr really loud. It would feel so good on his fuzzy face and fluffy head. He would probably drool and fall asleep. Karl giggles are the best!! He sounds so cute! He's right, too. He's way too adorable for this world. Lol!! It will be! He is gonna love it. It'll be great and he'll laugh and smile. 18h
  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata his head is so cute and fuzzy!! He does. He needs lots of rubs and snuggles, more than he stand! He's be purring and he'd totally pass out on your lap, leaving cute little drool spots. Ugh he's so fucking cute! They are! I love a good Karl giggle. He's waaaaaayyyyy too cute for this world, nobody is ready for his level of cuteness. Lol! He will! He'll probably start laughing immediately. I can't wait!!! 18h
  •   theandroiddata It is! It's adorable. He does! He needs to be rubbed and scratched all over and then snuggled so tight!! He would be so cute just purring and then snoring and drooling away on your lap. And you pet his hair softly and kiss him, so he'll have good dreams. It's the most adorable sound. You've never heard anything like a Karl giggle! Karl's level of cuteness is nothing short of magical. He's too good!! Lol! He will! He'll take one look and laugh and sign it and keep laughing for a good while. It'll probably make his day. 17h
  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata he really does! Karl needs so many snuggles and rubs and scratches all over! He needs to be squeezed so hard! He would! He'd be purring and snoring and just being ultra cute! Yes, you have to pet his pretty hair while he sleeps, it's important. Oh Karl giggles are so good!!! I love them! They're so magical! Lol well...it looks like he's smiling at it at least! Lol 17h

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sugarphosphate Me and my dog Samson. I feel really goodlooking today and I swear he is more human than dog #almosthuman #dog #goodlooking #I #feel #good #enough #today #wallpaper #staffordshire-BullTerrier #couch #doggy #marvel #smile 2d

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jyotimishra Cards, pressies and Minka Kelly ️ I can't actually move now, so full of food. If I die in the night, donate my blood as KFC gravy.., #birthdayboy #minkakelly #almosthuman 2d

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horrorguy35 Finally checking Almost Human out #horror#almosthuman 2d

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  •   xyphoidmax They do! Yeah, space is where everything came from! It's important and he knows that. He knows it's up to him to help people and make them better, he's just so committed. He is the biggest smarty pants ever! It's absolutely impossible to reach the level that Karl is at, he set the bar and that bar is too high to see. But it doesn't hurt to try to get there. Karl is just special. 2d
  •   theandroiddata @xyphoidmax he's right. Space is very important! To him and it should be to everyone. He knows that people should be educated on it. He's doing pretty well on that front. He is very dedicated to his cause, it's very inspiring. Yeah, Karl knows practically everything. He is very special. That's why no one can reach his level. He's unique. 2d
  •   xyphoidmax It is! Space is very important and vast and amazing. It really should be more important to everyone else! We have a responsibility to the universe to discover it. Karl just knows how to get people interested, because he's so interesting! He's so fucking special! He's just too awesome and amazing and unique for anyone to reach his level. 2d
  •   theandroiddata @xyphoidmax yeah! It's incredible and awe inspiring. We should be working on discovering out universe, or at least try to understand it. Karl is very interesting. He's downright mesmerizing. People can't help but listen to him and want to hear everything he has to say. He's so special, that damn beautiful kiwi! Damn it, Karl, why are you so perfect in every way?! 2d
  •   xyphoidmax It's true! We need to know more about it, and Karl knows this! He's a bright little crayon. He is! He's fun to watch be smart and thoughtful and enthusiastic about science. Yeah! People just listen to him because he's Karl! You can trust Karl. He's just so perfect and wonderful!!! 2d
  •   theandroiddata @xyphoidmax yeah! Karl knows! He knows everything! And he wants us to know too! He's so good. His love for science is contagious. When you're around him, you want to learn everything he can possibly teach you. They do! Karl is smart and funny and amazing and perfect. Who wouldn't trust him completely and love him unconditionally? 1d
  •   xyphoidmax He does! He knows all the secrets of the universe! He's amazing. Yeah, he just gives off smarty vibes and you just want to be like him, so you listen and have a good time. He's just so perfect! Like the kiwi gods intended. He's just so good, it's impossible to love him. 1d
  •   xyphoidmax Impossible to not love him, rather. 1d

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  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata yeah, he has over 100 new hoodies, and each one is completely different. Some are pullovers some are zip ups. It's ridiculous. Yeah, Chris has helped narrow it down to a few good ones, but they all look very good. He's been making him wear just the hoody for a while now, which has been way too cute for both of them. Plus it gets Chris really excited to watch Karl laugh and strut around like he's a supermodel on the catwalk. 2d
  •   theandroiddata So many hoodies and so little time. He likes them all. He knows he probably won't wear them all. Chances are, he'll choose a few favorites, whichever ones Chris likes best, and use them until they're falling apart at the seams. It's hard to choose what looks best on you when everything looks amazing on you. Chris loves to watch Karl act silly for him, especially if he's half naked. It's all laughs and cute games. Karl has been wearing all kinds of hoodies and Chris wanted to join in on the fun. He walks up to Karl and takes off his shirt. Then, he squeezes his way into Karl's hoodie. It's a tight fit. 2d
  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata he loves each and every one. Yeah, he'll probably store the rest and slowly go through them all until they're all threadbare and worn out. Yeah! It's gotta be so hard when you always look amazing. Chris really loves to watch Karl be a big silly dumb-dumb, it's one of the cutest things ever. Especially half naked, or fully naked. Chris loves to force his way into Karl's clothes all the time, it's warm and the skin to skin is always a delight that makes his head buzz. 2d
  •   theandroiddata He does! He's not picky. Well, at least they'll last him a long time, hopefully. I know! He can throw on just about anything and look like freaking god. It's really cute, Karl makes all kinds of dumb little jokes and he laughs at his own jokes. His laugh is the cutest thing. And then Chris starts laughing and they laugh together until their ribs are sore. Yes, naked is a must. He does! He shoves his way in there and it tickles Karl mercilessly. He gets up in his face and jokes about how they're one now and Karl smiles and bops his head. 2d
  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata he's not. He will wear them all out eventually. He can, he can wear absolutely anything and make it work. Yeah, they both just end up laughing and being cute together, kissing and hugging until the giggles subside. Chris has an adorable habit of squirming into Karl's shirts and jackets to be closer to him. Karl doesn't mind it because it's cute and he likes to be close with Chris too. Even if it means dragging him around in his jacket. 2d
  •   theandroiddata Well, if they're going to be doing this often, the two for one thing, they won't last very long. It is cute, though. Yeah, they always end up on the floor, tangled up in each other, limbs everywhere and kissing. They like to get as close as they can. To Karl, it's one of Chris' cutest habits. He'll try to pull him even closer. They've fallen asleep like that countless times. 1d
  •   xyphoidmax @theandroiddata yeah, exactly. He'll go through probably 200 in a year. They do! It's adorable. Just a heap of giggling and kissing and hugging and being outrageously cute! Karl loves that Chris just can't seem to get close enough. He's always hugging him so tightly and rubbing his face all over him. When it's cold and snowy out, Chris loves to burrow his head into Karl's hoody and rest his head on his chest. While Karl has one arm wrapped around Chris and the other scrolls through the iPad or holds a book up. They're so fucking cute and sweet it causes instant diabetes!! Just so cute!!! ((Apparently this shit didn't send originally and we were all just hanging in suspense. Good work thumbs. Anyway, I'm off to bed! It's been a delight as always! Sweet Karl and Chris dreams to you!!! G'night!))) 1d
  •   theandroiddata ((Lol we were! I just thought you had fallen asleep. It's been fun! I think this was one of the weirder ones. Professor Karl, I mean. Sweet Karl and Chris dreams!!! Goodnight!!!)) 1d

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