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the_greek_savagery They should add the saying "I report shit that offends me on instagram." Congratulations. Who gives a mother fuck? Unless someone randomly asks how you feel about other people or why you have no friends, shut the fuck up. By the way, no normal person asks you why you have no friends. Every single time someone has no friends, it's because that person is unbelievably weird. Like plays with themselves to their parents honeymoon photos type weird. Like takes a melted ice coffee out of a public trash can in the middle of the city and drinks it like it's no big deal type weird. It's not because anyone is a snake or because you like your circle small. You don't have a circle, you have a dot. That dot is you. That's all. That's besides the point though. Like I said, no one gives a flying fuck. Go tell your cat or write it in a journal or some shit. I'd tell you to tell mommy, but she's not too thrilled with how you were rubbing yourself to her honeymoon pictures. I'm sure someone out there gives a shit. Like a deaf person. Yea go talk to them, they're great with conversations. Fuck outta here. You want a reward for having no friends? I'll give you the "No One Fucks With You" trophy. It'll look just like you too, a little bitch. Stop bullshittin and go get laid or somethin, dramatic ass bitch. Smdh. #nochill #savage #nofucksgiven #fuckouttahere #smdh #stfu #stopbullshittin #noonecares #lmao #hilarious #dead #humor #comedy 19min

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jdubletrouble Paradise ️ But this is right before I almost got jacked by lil hoodlums 😑 #smdh #ipanemabeach #brasil #nofilter #stillgrateful #lifeisgood 34min

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hello_kitten12 Lmfao!!! I crack up everytime i see this @josiieb she def called me a bitch ... AND shhhhhhh'd me too!!! #SMDH #DidYou #No 1h

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jetta_doodlebug Sunset at the dog park! #moredaylight is awesome. When I'm at Melvin's @jjmentos next week maybe his mom can teach my mom how to take #infocus pictures. #smdh #doodles #dogsoffortwayne 1h

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quotekillahs The ex's just don't give up . Tell me how you really feel . #pmillzmedia #babyboy #jodie #rodney #yvette #youjustababyboy #smdh. GO FOLLOW @pmillz_media for more laughs @pmillz_media @pmillz_media 2h

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impooh #GLOBALWARMING #SMDH -- be sure to follow my business page -- @revolutiontravels powered by #TRIPVAX 3h

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deedadivastylist # CLIENT SELFIE #TAKEN. BY DA CLIENT HERSELF! !#_ @living_mylife_like_its_golden _ @cynthia Davis_ #SMDH#SHE THANK SHE CUTE AS ME #deedadivastylust 4h

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gee_if Ahhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha 5h

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