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cecmonster My brother literally never would have lived through his childhood if it wasn't for my heroism. #nottrueatall #tbt 2w

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segwayoc What people must think when they see us on segways at the beach #nottrueatall 2w

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kylsruss I sent this to my sisters with the caption "When you're sick as a dog and your husband could care less." Hahahaha #nottrueatall #butsofunny #thesickpartistrue #ugh 2w

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nate.the.pretty.good I found Maya Angelou's cookbook! Here's her opening comment for her corn muffins recipe,
"You can bake me in your oven,
like your McCain Super Fries.
You can poke me with your very fork...
but still like bread...I rise!"
#mayaangelou #poem #baking #cooking #cornmuffins #parody #nottrueatall #madethewholethingup
3w
  •   nate.the.pretty.good Let it be known that I love Maya Angelou, and I'm convinced she would think my parody of her poem was hilarious. 3w
  •   dkdlovebirds K: one of my favourite poets/writers :) love her inauguration poem for Clinton 3w
  •   agelessskinsolutions.jeunesse "And everyone wore white.." to her poetry parties.. luv this history making character. Will be wonderful meeting her in the resurrection.. Thank you @nate.the.pretty.good for sharing this! 3w
  •   roobee2zday Love her! 3w

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1mon hey_miya
Aden miya hirabayashi
hey_miya Baby's first selfie. #nottrueatall 1mon
  •   cedyer801 Adorable! 1mon
  •   shayna121 Adorable! 1mon
  •   elisabethtf Like mother, like daughter. Look at those matching beautiful faces (also smart, kind, and at least 1/2 funny--I don't totally get Rei's sense of humor yet) 1mon
  •   katetierney total stunners. 1mon
  •   currentlyelise 1mon

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1mon vigdisjo
Crema vigdisjo
vigdisjo We did not go offroad on this rented car!!!!! #nottrueatall 1mon

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zariah_keyla When I see my friend is dating someone #couplesloveme #nottrueatall 2mon

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selfie.slave When your mirror is dirty asf but it's ok cuz your make up is on fleek asf so it balances out #NotTrueAtAll #DirtyAssFuckinMirror #YesIKnow #IShouldCleanIt 2mon

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itz_hannah87 #Tbt I found this while going through my photos Still laughing my ass off at this. @ryancovan You can thank me later Ryan. #toosexyforschool #nottrueatall 2mon

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