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davechaffeyhippie Jar Jar the jailer #jarjarbinks #starwars #lego 53min

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my_movie_reviews1 Star Wars
Episode I: Phantom Menace
3.5/10 .
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Also is it a sin to say I was more pissed at kid Anakin then I was Jar Jar? Because I was! I believe the amount of times the kid Says "Yippee!" is three and every time he said that a little part of me died inside. WORST CASTING EVER!!! Also Jar Jar sucks to but we all already knew that! Darth Maul is not only one of the one of coolest names in the prequels but his action scene with Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan is by far the best part of the film... All 3 minutes of it. Everything with the Droids was stupid! The droids literally couldn't think for themselves and they always just stood there while the Jedi destroyed them. At one point I got so annoyed I came to the conclusion that they were just placed there to blow up for entertainment value. Also I believe the rest of me died along with the severed torso of Maul ending the story of the coolest villain in the prequels. Overall the prequels are really not that good. However, the Phantom Menace is especially bad and should be banned from the Star Wars cinematic universe entirely for it's sins towards the originals.
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Side Note: If it wasn't for the Darth Maul end sequence this film would have received a score more on par with Paul Blart Mall Cop 2

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my_movie_reviews1 Star Wars
Episode I: Phantom Menace 3.5/10

Quick Review: awkwardly paced, lack of plot within the first half of the film, and George Lucas letting loose hundreds of horrific Lucasgasms that are unpleasant to the eye. It's better if you just skip this one

Full Review: To be honest, I haven't seen this film in about 7 years. The original trilogy I've see quite frequently but I usually shy away from the prequels even though I somewhat forgot most of the events that occur in them... However, now I remember why I stayed away from them all these years. Especially The Phantom Menace. This film is so bad not even the great Liam Neeson could save it. Neeson wasn't horrific in the film but Lucas didn't really give him anything to work with which made his character dull in the end. Ewan McGegor isn't a horrible actor at all but he was horribly utilized in this film because of the fact that he is just chilling in the broken spaceship for most of the film much like Will Smith in After Earth. Many of the character suffered the consequences of getting little to no character development because of the films horrible pace. Characters like Qui-Gon, have an awesome climax (which I admit is the best part of the film especially with John William's score) that you end up not even caring about because the writers (George FREAKIN Lucas) didn't develop the character's enough. Natalie Portman is an amazing actress.... However, she sucks in this film. I understand everybody has their bad day at the office so I'm just going to pretend she never even existed in this film.
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#Starwars #jarjarbinks #yoda #thesimpsons #lisa #bart #mrburns #playmatestoys #batman
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  •   the_abandoned_one_ He wasnt really that bad though. He only had about 20 minutes of screentime 6h
  •   david_demetrio Worst character in the history of films. 6h
  •   anakin_skywalker96 Still funny after all these years even in clone wars 😎😈😈 5h
  •   wkchristianw He basically ruined the chances of the prequels being good 5h
  •   lt_tazer F4f? 5h

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davebyron4 Looks like Johnny Cage has helped out a lot of Star Wars fans who don't like the prequels... Just a quick funny drawing lol XD #jarjarbinks #starwars #drawing #artist #art #prequels #heresjohnny #mortalkombatx #mortalkombat #game #teen #teenager #scene #funny #cartoonist #cartoon #fatality 8h

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caseyhf What if Qui Gon and Obi-Wan just plain MURDERED Jar Jar. 8h

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theemrpants Misinformation with Randy : #episodes #starwars #jarjarbinks 24h

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lord_vader_gaga I already have return of the Jedi from the General Mills cereal, so I was hoping i would get Revenge Of The Sith or Empire Strikes back, but instead I get the worst STAR WARS movie of all. I also got Attack Of The Clones which is second worst. #starwars #darkside #darthmaul #sith #sithlord #darthvader #anakin #sykwalker #anakinskywalker #jedi #jarjar #jarjarbinks #quigon #quigongin #queenamidala #c3po #cereal #generalmills 1d
  •   we_praise_the_sun I think the first 3 had their good and bad moments, just like the rest. But they also provide important and necessary backstory. 1d
  •   lord_vader_gaga @we_praise_the_sun Amen! I love ROTS! It's the beginning on the Empire and the beginning of the original trilogy! 1d

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  •   camcatguy97 Badass dude I mean it's almost perfectly me only shinier 4h

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