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sassy.demigod Do you wanna summon Satan?
Come on let's go to Hell,
I never see you anymore,
Come out you whore,
It's like you've gone away!
We used to be badass demons,
And now we're not,
Bitch tell me whyyyy
Do you wanna summon satan?
It doesn't have to be satan

How to enter my room:
1. Do not

Girl language:
Go away= come back
I hate you= I love you
I'm fine= I'm not okay

Good morning

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20h
  •   c.uddles when you put im not okay in your cap i immediately thought *IM NOT OKAYYYY YOU WEAR ME OUT* hehe 19h

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sassy.demigod "Why do you always wear black?"
Because I'm ready for your funeral bitch

When we cuddle,
I hope you don't mind if I:
•Wrap my legs around yours
•lay my head above your heart
•run my hands through your hair
•play footsie with you
•lay my hand on your tummy
•play with your hands
•give you fishy kisses
•talk about my day
•sing you a song
•fall asleep in your arms
•sacrifice you to Satan

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to your head

The difference pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza

GOOD MORNING

#matched #fandoms #mazerunner #mortalinstruments #tfios #theseven #kanechronicles #legend #lorienlegacies #lookingforalaska #insurgent #iamnumberfour #infernaldevices #divergent #bitterblue #fandomsarelife #anabundanceofkatherines #allegiant #books #papertowns #percyjackson #divergent #champion #kanechronicles
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sassy.demigod Rereading a series is like going through old photo albums and baby books of your OTP
"Aw look at this page where they first met"

I have a 'to-read' pile as massive as my existential crisis

She's beauty and she's grace,
She dropped her phone on her face

Dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss

Person 1: I cam draw really well
Person 2: I'm really athletic
Person 3: I'm hilarious and likable
Person 4: I'm gorgeous
Me: I can breathe

HELLO AND GOOD BYE

#matched #fandoms #mazerunner #mortalinstruments #tfios #theseven #kanechronicles #legend #lorienlegacies #lookingforalaska #insurgent #iamnumberfour #infernaldevices #divergent #bitterblue #fandomsarelife #anabundanceofkatherines #allegiant #books #papertowns #percyjackson #divergent #champion #kanechronicles
3d

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sassy.demigod *interacts with people*
*has to take four hour nap*

Bruh its a dam metaphor. You see you call the people homies but you actually mean brownies.....a metaphor
- @the8thhalfblood 2014

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS


GOOD MORNING SORRY I HAVEN'T POSTED A LOT IT'S JUST THAT SCHOOL IS TAKING OVER MY LIFE AND NOW I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE STRESS OF RECOVERY LET US HOPE FOR NO RELAPSE I'M SO SORRY I LOVE YOU ALL BYE

#matched #fandoms #mazerunner #mortalinstruments #tfios #theseven #kanechronicles #legend #lorienlegacies #lookingforalaska #insurgent #iamnumberfour #infernaldevices #divergent #bitterblue #fandomsarelife #anabundanceofkatherines #allegiant #books #papertowns #percyjackson #divergent #champion #kanechronicles
4d

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shabferdowsi Never feeling blue with #BitterBlue 4d

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ingvildehs I've forgotten all about this unfinished drawing, but I definitely still like it and I will try to work some more on it in the days to come. This is Bitterblue from the novel with the same name, by Kristin Cashore. #bitterblue #kristin #cashore #wip #workinprogress #illustration #portrait #girl #sweet #screenshot #digital #art #myart #mywip #artist #artistoninstagram #novel #fanart #painting 6d

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yabookreview If you liked the Throne if Glass series definitely check out Graceling by Kristin Cashore! It's really good and the cover is gorgeous! 7d

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future_maze_runner Is there anyone apart of these fandoms? Like if your part of he Virals fandom and Comment if you apart of the Graceling fandom. I have the fourth Virals book on my phone #fire #graceling #bitterblue #virals #seizure #code #exposure 1w

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sassy.demigod Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: *laughs hysterically, make pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls off into the sunset*

What the author meant vs. what your English teacher thinks the author meant:
For instance: "The curtains were blue"
What your teacher thinks: "The curtains represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on"
What the author meant: "The curtains were fucking blue"

This girl can paint a pretty picture
But her story has a twist,
Her paintbrush is a razor
And her canvas is her wrist.

Hello I should be doing hw lol no

#matched #fandoms #mazerunner #mortalinstruments #tfios #theseven #kanechronicles #legend #lorienlegacies #lookingforalaska #insurgent #iamnumberfour #infernaldevices #divergent #bitterblue #fandomsarelife #anabundanceofkatherines #allegiant #books #papertowns #percyjackson #divergent #champion #kanechronicles
1w

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Nashville Vanessa Silva-Netto

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sassy.demigod Late-night break downs are my specialty

Make-up Tip:
The best foundation for a flawless look is the blood of thine enemies •
Percy Jackson: *Literally about to die*
Percy Jackson: *sarcasm*

GOOD MORNING

#matched #fandoms #mazerunner #mortalinstruments #tfios #theseven #kanechronicles #legend #lorienlegacies #lookingforalaska #insurgent #iamnumberfour #infernaldevices #divergent #bitterblue #fandomsarelife #anabundanceofkatherines #allegiant #books #papertowns #percyjackson #divergent #champion #kanechronicles
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