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fivesosimagines__ "Cally Wally why are you so tired?"
"Well Y/N being a full time rubbish collector is pretty tiring"
"Dats true silly me LEL"
Awkward silence for 30 secs "I couldn't think of a more disgusting job tbh"
"EXCUSE YOUR MULE what did u just say?"
"Woops didn't mean to say that out loud LEL"
"Well if u like rlly think dat then u can go suck a rabbits toe hair cos I LOVE MY JOB!"
"Calm your tortoise hair down Cal!"
"Your just jealous Y/N"
"How did u know?"
"Well who wouldn't want to be a rubbish collector.."
Awkward silence for 10 seconds
"DUH"
"I'm sah soreh Cal I just LOVE YOUR JOB"
"It's ok Y/N besides I feel sorry for you cos your only a lawyer"
"Yeah I know maybe I'll quit and go study at uni to be a rubbish collector!"
"Yeah! Then we can work together"
"Yay! I'm so excited, maybe we'll get married in the rubbish"
"All of my dreams are coming true Y/N!"
7h

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liaanen Whoehoe an actual broccoli! Never mind that it's smaller than my Happy broccoli 1w

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uoollmorena Ao tenho q agradeçer vc por ter entrado na minha vida ! Vc e mais q uma amiga e minha irma te amo ♡♡♡#love #my #best #black #paradise #followme #cute #swag bla#spamforspam #likes4forlikes #Likes #spam #sdv #10likes #6likes #likesplease 19h

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  •   gislenegika Like na última? RETRIBUINDO TODOS TOP'S *-* 21h

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_joshdivergent_ Hi second part of the series ERIC hope u like it (p.s no one commented so I just did it myself cause I was bored 1d

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_joshdivergent_ I'm starting a new series on divergent quotes of most of the characters.Comment for the next character. 2d

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