zuul Feed me. Feed me. Feed me!
Feed me, Seymour.
Feed me all night long.
"That's right, boy!"
You can do it... Feed me, Seymour.
Feed me all night long...
'Cause if you feed me, Seymour,
I can grow up, big and strong.

Would you like a Cadillac car?
Or a guest-shot on Jack Par?
How about a date with Heady Lemarr...
You gonna git it.
"If you want it, baby." How'd ya like to be a big wheel?
Dinning out, for every meal.
I'm the plant can make it all real.
You're gonna git it.

Hey, I'm your Genie.
I'm your friend.
I'm your willin' slave...
Take a chance, feed me, yeah.
You know the kinda eats,
The kinda ret-hot treats,
The kinda sticky licky, sweets I crave... Ow! Come on, Seymour,
Don't be a putz!
Trust me and your life will surely
Rival King Tut's.
Show a little initiative, boy,
Work up some guts,
And you'll git it.
~Audrey II
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zuul When I wake up early in the morning
Lift my head, I'm still yawning
When I'm in the middle of a dream
Stay in bed, float up stream (Float up stream)

Please, don't wake me, no, don't shake me
Leave me where I am, I'm only sleeping

Everybody seems to think I'm lazy
I don't mind, I think they're crazy
Running everywhere at such a speed
Till they find there's no need (There's no need)

Please, don't spoil my day, I'm miles away
And after all I'm only sleeping

Keeping an eye on the world going by my window
Taking my time

Lying there and staring at the ceiling
Waiting for a sleepy feeling... Please, don't spoil my day, I'm miles away
And after all I'm only sleeping

Ooh yeah

Keeping an eye on the world going by my window
Taking my time

When I wake up early in the morning
Lift my head, I'm still yawning
When I'm in the middle of a dream
Stay in bed, float up stream (Float up stream)

Please, don't wake me, no, don't shake me
Leave me where I am, I'm only sleeping
2w

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4w zuul
Normal There Is No Dana...
zuul Mommy has had a headache all day, that means The Puu gets gourmet. Beats having to put on a bra and pants. 4w

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zuul Today would have been your 7th birthday. You are so missed, my little demigod. I hope that in the dimension that you now reside in, has a shit-ton of Kong balls, in that perfect size that you loved so much. I hope it's you who opens up the gate for me when it's my time, Keymaster of Gozer. Until then, RIP my little man...RIP.
Vinz Clortho- The Keymaster of Gozer
1mon

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1mon zuul
Normal There Is No Dana...
zuul Happens a lot 1mon

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zuul Ground Control to Major Troy
Commencing countdown,
engines on
Check ignition
and may God's love be with you...
1mon

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1mon zuul
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zuul Breakfast for dinner? YEP! 1mon

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1mon zuul
Normal There Is No Dana...
zuul Pooper Scooper music... 1mon

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zuul #timehop 1mon

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zuul It's not what you think. Zuul's a frigging couch licker The NUMBER ONE reason she's not allowed on the couch anymore. But what mom and don't see, will piss them off when they do. Gross! 1mon

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zuul Tonight the Slo-Bowl did NOT live up to its name. Less than ten minutes, but still better than two. 1mon

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zuul 6:06 pm, dinner time. How long will it take to eat this tasty meal...? 1mon

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zuul Saving lives since 1935 1mon

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2mon zuul
Normal There Is No Dana...

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2mon zuul
Normal There Is No Dana...
zuul @troymc67 made stuffed peppers. YUM!! 2mon

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zuul Can you see it? 2mon

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zuul #ThePuu doesn't fancy herself as an "outdoor" kind of furkid. She'll happily stay outside if the slider is open, or if we're outside with her. To her, that means that it's just an extension of the house, but the moment you close the door and leave her outside, she pouts.
Oh, and yes I know my door is dirty. Just because I'm Hispanic, it doesn't mean I'm good at windows
2mon
  •   thehappyaspie Awwww! So cute! (I hear you, just because I was raised mostly German doesn't mean I'm an uber, minimalistic neat freak (or even slightly neat freak-esque)) 2mon
  •   zuul @thehappyaspie RIGHT?? 2mon
  •   nicklinheap :laughing at both the drama llama & the crack about windows: 2mon
  •   zuul @nicklinheap She's a weird one. But it's true, when people realize that I am Hispanic (I'm a guera), they ask me how my lawn is or if I'm constantly cleaning my house. My answer is: I hire someone to do my lawn, so, yeah, it looks great & no. 2mon
  •   nicklinheap Wow... I can't even... :sigh: It's a sad thing, the cultural assumptions and prejudice that are still so much a part of our consciousness. Post-racial, my ass... @zuul 2mon
  •   zuul @nicklinheap People think they're funny. I don't care if another Mexican makes fun of me, but a frigging greengo, now that chaps my ass. 2mon
  •   thehappyaspie @zuul I hear you. I've always been bugged by that stuff. I'm adopted and I always felt like I come from all ethnicities as I didn't have my origin story. So when people latch on to stereotypes about a culture different from their own, and use it for hate (even under the guise of humor) it really gets my goat. Lately, I seem to be running out of goats. Hugs and peace... And treats for Zuul. Poor baby looks so sweet and pathetic in this picture! Love how they can milk us for everything with just a face of whine. :-) 2mon
  •   nicklinheap It has always bothered me deeply how people use the guise of "it's just a joke!" to mask their aggression/bigotry/distain/ignorance - it's not in any way/shape/form *humorous* if the intent is to belittle, disempower and/or humiliate the object of the "joke." As a gender-nonconforming kid, additionally saddled with a name all-too-easily appropriated for ridicule, I was the butt of way too many "jokes" growing up. Today, we rightly call that "bullying" -- and it's no less cool when it's done by a "grown up." @zuul 2mon

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