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zhjuliazh Thanks again canada 1w

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zhjuliazh 10 min later he put on a wet suit and caught us some scallops WOWEEE Nova Scotia #THEDINNERBELL 2w

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zhjuliazh Snuggling into my temporary digs for THE DINNER BELL episode 2 2w

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zhjuliazh Pup tent 4w

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zhjuliazh Annnnnnd this little baby popped it's hairy head out to greet the world today THE DINNER BELL a new web series on munchies.tv (link in my profile) @munchies @vice 1mon

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zhjuliazh Lots of fun stuff going down in camp Dinner Bell today. A new web site (THE-DINNER-BELL.com) with recipes and all kinds of jizzy jazz 1mon

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zhjuliazh My dog walking outfit tonight comprised of a pubescent boy's LL BEAN turtleneck and a contrasting oversized flannel shirt with only one button. I've never seen teenagers leave a parking lot so fast. I'm my town's birth control plan and I want to get paid like it 1mon

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zhjuliazh An aggressive road rager who looked like the butler from Grey Poupon removed BOTH hands from the wheel to give me the double bird. Luckily I was on my way to my happy place anyhow so fuck that joker. 1mon

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zhjuliazh Spoiler alert: the cat cries and cries and then the "gril" says "well oh ok" Should I bring this to therapy or no 1mon
  •   katehuling Yes. Let's talk about. 1mon
  •   misshedge She called you a mother grill! That's gangster 1mon
  •   zhjuliazh Haha sadly, I wrote this in 1986 @misshedge and that mother gril is slightly dyslexic and missing a comma 😕 1mon
  •   thebethstarr I think I plagiarized you on this somewhere. 1mon
  •   kateth325 The cat is clearly confused by the girl's purple turtleneck and lack of real arms 1mon

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zhjuliazh Fire ball tonight 1mon

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zhjuliazh Getting a little worked up watching @crbear practice for this upcoming Beach House tour. #emotionally #hotasfuhhh 1mon

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zhjuliazh A slumber party in 1988--looking like a miniaturized Paula Poundstone--little did I know that merely a few hours later I would spoil the fun by repeatedly barfing on the host's magazine rack and have to spend the night upstairs with the bday girl's mom :(((( 2mon

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zhjuliazh I don't recall what Labor Day's deal is but this should hopefully make up for that ? 2mon

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zhjuliazh Back in the early 2000's I would make homemade signs and walk my dog to the mall on Flatbush to use the photobooth outside the Marshall's. This one is about procrastination--and darn it if it isn't still a struggle 2mon

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zhjuliazh Lighting 250 candles @the_dinner_bell 2mon

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zhjuliazh @the_dinner_bell touches down in swoon city Garrison NY 2mon

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zhjuliazh I. AM. JOB.
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zhjuliazh On our flight out here to the Midwest the gate attendant boarded the plane right before take-off looking for a passenger named "AHH TIT HAIR" and I thought "that's it, our plane's going down and no one will cry, they will be too busy laughing" 3mon

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