zeinskt "كيف تشتري البطيخ في الاردن...
١- خلي بوزك مترين خليه يشوف العين الحمراء واحكي معه وانت مكشر عشان يعرف انه ماعندك مزح
٢-احمل البطيخة واضربها كفين ورجعها لمكانها حتى يعرف انك فهمان ومش هبيلة
٣-كرر هذه العملية على٤/٣ بطيخات عشان يشعر انك خبير بطيخ وبعدين ركز على بطيخة وحدة وانزل فيها كفوف
٤- ابتسم شوي بس ارجع كشّر لما تحط البطيخة على الميزان ومهما حكالك السعر ابدي تذمرك وحمله جميله!
٥-احمل البطيخه للبيت واشقح البطيخه واذا طلعت حمراء وطيبة وقتها انفش ريشك وقول انك انت الي اخترتها وأعطيهم محاضره لمده ساعه عن طريقه شراء البطيخ
٦-اما اذا طلعت البطيخه قرعه (يعني لونها زهري ميال للأبيض) عندها سارع الى لوم البائع وقول انه غشك وانك ما رح تشتري من عنده وتسارع زوجتك وبتقول... الله لا يوفقه!!"
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  •   tala.mansour76 Loooool 2d
  •   rimqutishat @zeinskt hahahahahahahhahahahahaha was this lesson given to u by Issa mawateeniii do7ok 1d
  •   firasadwan @zeinskt حتى لو أخذت البطيخه على مبدأ على السكين يا بطيخ بقنعك أنها حمرا وحلوه وهو حامل السكين خاصة بعد أول بطيخه. 1d
  •   hamzarasha hilarious @zeinskt 1d
  •   zeinskt Not really rim (found it online) but he was doing all the steps perfectly and so naturally! Lol والسيجارة ++ @rimqutishat 1d
  •   surrai Perfect 1d
  •   zeinskt مافي اشطر من بيّاعين البطيخ فراس، بقدموا عروض مغرية للبطيخ الأحمر بشقحولك ياها بالسكين القد راسهم وبحلفولك انه كل البطيخ عندهم احمر وحلو زي العسل بس إِيش.. انت وحظك بس تروح عل البيت! السر بوزنها بقولوا، كل ما اثقل أفضل. وطبعا في الطريقة التقليدية الي هي ضرب البطيخة (بدون كفوف) وسماع الصدى وإذا كانت الضربة مكتومة فيعني البطيخة مليانة سكر وحلوة! @firasadwan 22h
  •   zeinskt Hahaa thnx @surrai enjoy ur weekend with a good tasty red watermelon 22h

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zeinskt عنّا مثل عربي بقول "اللي مابعرف الصقر، يشويه
The one who doesn't know a falcon might as well grill it. An Arabic proverb : A well-trained falcon is a highly-prized possession in our region and is looked after with utmost care. However, in the hands of an ignorant person, it is at risk of being grilled like a regular chicken! You see, not all things or people are the same and not knowing the value of something through ignorance will end up mishandling it!
#me #picoftheday #photooftheday #budapest #traveler #travel #trip #memories #hawk #bird #birdsofprey #rebels_united #rebelsunitedworldwide #quote #wisdom #falcon #igers #igaddict #Arabicproverb #صقر #love #beautiful #hungary #heyfred_lookatthis
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  •   zeinskt Its ok really😀 I wish I had a friend like that! @ezzswafta 3d
  •   ezzswafta @zeinskt we all do, sorry if I'm bothering u with all the comments 😀 3d
  •   zeinskt No worries my friend have a good night @ezzswafta 3d
  •   surrai Beautiful capture great proverb 3d
  •   zeinskt It's one of my favorite old sayings @surrai a person might find it funny once he reads it but once he reflects on it, it actually offers inspiration and good advice in a witty way. 3d
  •   ramroom2 @zeinskt come to dubai ! 2d
  •   motawfiq 2d
  •   mahasaket صح هاهاها 2d

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1w zeinskt
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  •   surrai Beautiful 1w
  •   zeinskt Thank u ladies @tala.mansour76 @surrai I finally found the Treasure Island! 1w
  •   bana_75 Awesome 1w
  •   zeinskt I wish I could explain to u Bana how I felt when I got there, I was actually out of words! Wished time would stop so I could enjoy it more A breather away from the hustle and bustle of the city @bana_75 1w

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zeinskt ️ "Everybody becomes too religious when they are on a plane." I wonder, is it out of fear or just the thought of being up there makes one closer to God
#travel #traveler #plane #fly #photooftheday #picoftheday #hanoimilitarymuseum #hanoi #Vietnam #love #beautiful #hanoiwander #rebels_united #rebelsunitedworldwide #airplane #instagramers #igaddict #igers #instagroove #amazing #instamood #instagood #heyfred_lookatthis
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  •   zeinskt It's not the healthiest thing, the artificial color and all but I still love it @amiranj 2w
  •   ezzswafta Ohhh, this picture got me flashes of my childhood , but did u buy it from him???? 2w
  •   zeinskt A blast from the past indeed @ezzswafta i was in a hurry, took that shot and left but seeing the cotton candy man left me smiling 2w
  •   ezzswafta @zeinskt hhh, im glad u did'nt, keep the good memory coz it doesn't taste good 2w
  •   hussamalkurd Indeed @zeinskt 2w
  •   hussamalkurd Enjoy your weekend @zeinskt 2w
  •   surrai Wonderful capture lovely memories 2w
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  •   zaidkurdi Love it 🏻🏻🏻 3w
  •   ab_najjar Fabulous Capture ..silence speaks louder than words @zeinskt 3w
  •   zeinskt appreciate it thnx @ab_najjar yes speaks volumes! 3w
  •   zeinskt Thank u Zaid! Wonder what she was thinking😐 @zaidkurdi 3w
  •   zaidkurdi Im sure she was thinking how nice u are and posing in best way for ur camera 🏻 3w
  •   zeinskt Hahaaa but look at her expression, not very happy to see me at all but thanks anyway @zaidkurdi 3w
  •   zaidkurdi there is so deep meanings in her look, u did a perfect job ,Bravo🏻🏻🏻 3w
  •   nerouli Wow, ,, great shot 3w

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