yasamiiin Like the annoying little sister I never wanted, I've come to appreciate your birth. Don't let anyone tell you you're insane. You are, but don't let anyone tell you that #pishi 4h

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yasamiiin I keep you around cause no one else wants to pop my pimples, embark on new dietary journeys with me, or continue conversations while I pee with the door open. You're not really a best friend, you're more like the husband I'll never have, but hopefully you'll never have one either cause how many soul mates does a girl really need? THANK YOU FOR BEING BORN 2w

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yasamiiin Made in LA? Check. Mad in LA? Always. 2w

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yasamiiin Roses may say "I love you", but the cactus says "Fuck off" 2w

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yasamiiin Thanks for refusing to be my running partner and also continuing to talk to me after I use my selfie stick #muchappreciated 3w

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yasamiiin Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? 3w

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yasamiiin There were more than 49 trees. This place is a lie 3w

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yasamiiin Running tip 101: run where the are no designated trails. Fear of rattlesnakes will help maintain speed! 1mon

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yasamiiin Who keeps letting me outta the cage? # #neverstopexploring 1mon

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yasamiiin Don't worry, I climbed these trees too # #neverstopexploring 1mon

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yasamiiin Two Persians and an Indian walk into a buffet. We go for breakfast and stay for lunch cause our daddies taught us the value of a dollar and our mamas taught us that men like women with a hearty appetite. 1mon

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yasamiiin The Yazdi's, Nowruz 1395 1mon

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yasamiiin Leave it to Colleen to wear black under a black light #blacklightyoga #yuwearblack #ydoe 2mon
  •   phllly You had one job Colleen! 2mon

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yasamiiin You're going to have so many of these of these lame birthday collages 2mon

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yasamiiin Keys to a successful run: 1) climb a tree 2) pee in a bush 2mon

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yasamiiin Oh wow oh my gosh almost didn't notice that waterfall 2mon

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yasamiiin I don't normally post food pictures, but I maked dis. Vegan cheesecake because #fat4lyfe :@schaefenator but I chose the filters 2mon

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yasamiiin Plato said that we are trapped inside a cave and know the world only through the shadows it casts on the wall. The skull is our cave, and mental representations are the shadows. #AllegoryOfTheCave 2mon

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yasamiiin I just love when cute lil dentists brush their cute lil teeth #DrG #1800happyending 2mon
  •   nikiiig Pre-party brush session 🏻️ 2mon

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yasamiiin Woke up hella early for this shit. You guys better like it 3mon

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