yakeyohnson before i begin.. south south south siiiide. however, helluva game, helluva day to play Ferris Bueller with the lovely @barbierago. i'd still eat the moon if it was made of ribs, and polish it off with a tall, cool budweiser 1w

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yakeyohnson totally saw @pharrell at wrigley 1w

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yakeyohnson in case you were unaware, aside from being a dedicated public servant, my mother is also an exceptional artist. of multiple mediums might i add. she never ceases to impress me. i'll start the bidding at $50,000. do i hear 50k? 2w

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yakeyohnson double-dog dare you to call it 3w

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yakeyohnson also this ring belonged to the building manager at the UC. thanks for letting me hold it, Jim 1mon

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yakeyohnson still wish i could party with him 1mon

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yakeyohnson this young man is about to see Neil Diamond for the ninth time. only wish i could be so honored (my fourth show). pack up the babies and grab the old ladies, dem johnson boys in the building tonight 1mon
  •   hi_im__dj Lmao pack up the babies 1mon
  •   barbierago Jake this is a fab photo! Love x 2. Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies and everyone, go! 1mon
  •   barbierago 'Cause everyone knows... 1mon

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yakeyohnson was a major outlier in the age spectrum for this Moody Blues concert. but realize folks: this band is older than the man on the left, the man who birthed me. THEY TURNED DOWN WOODSTOCK FOR A EUROPEAN TOUR. i watched a woman my grandmother's age beatdown a woman my age WITH HER CANE for trying to get on stage. magical night. age will always be a number, especially in packs 1mon

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yakeyohnson big tiny and daisy duke 2mon

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yakeyohnson it's taken me many moons to realize pro motorsports driver Brian Vickers is constantly trying to make eye contact with me while i shower. cut it out pro motorsports driver Brian Vickers! 2mon
  •   nkloss15 At least it's not pro motorsports driver Dick Trickle 2mon
  •   yakeyohnson @nkloss15 pro motorsports driver Dick Trickle would be a blessing at this point. can't believe pro motorsports driver Brian Vickers flew under the radar this long. 2mon
  •   hi_im__dj Lmfao 2mon

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yakeyohnson fantastic show by @instasqueeze. that MJ medley was poifect 3mon

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yakeyohnson kicked it with some skinny dude named louie tonight. not much for conversation, still chill though. 3mon
  •   barbierago What the!?!? No snakes allowed 3mon

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yakeyohnson some of my favorite people will never have an instagram 3mon
  •   1clickaway Good natural light on the main. 3mon
  •   buddyboy423 Max is spilling his beer....so wasteful, damn hippy 2mon

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yakeyohnson no apologies to the haters, but if one has never participated or sat in on at least a round of D & D, then you're missing something special. watching @jamesyoung90 and his crew was more than intriguing. check it 4mon

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