xcannedx Dinner with friends. The best part of the night... figuring out the bill. Also, not that I'm a huge drinker but it's been 4 months since I've had one. 14h

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xcannedx One of us is happier than the other. One of us wants to go for a walk. 21h
  •   tmbr Which one is the plastic surgeon? 21h
  •   xcannedx The dog is the smarter of the two. 12h

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xcannedx An email I received today. It goes on to ask if they can interview me. Flattered... but I'm not a plastic surgeon. #oops 24h

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xcannedx The light is crisp tonight. No fuzzy lines. Everything is sleek. #Bedstuy #Brooklyn #NewYorkCity #NYC 2d

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xcannedx Block, unblock, block, unblock. Pick one - stick with it. Do you have a problem? You know how to contact me. 3d

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xcannedx Something is telling me that I should eat all the carbs. #bagels #carbs #sculpture #NYC #art #westvillage #manhattan 3d

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xcannedx I like to annoy him sometimes. 4d
  •   deeeeex13 Haha I do the same thing to my chi 4d

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xcannedx Flashback to camera tricks. 5d

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xcannedx #mcm doesn't know how to selfie. Grumpy pants. 5d

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xcannedx But first a little beach time. 6d

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xcannedx Firewood is done. Time to pack up. #camping #campfire #nature #hiking #newyork 6d

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xcannedx I'm really just a cottage girl at heart. #camping #cottage #hudsonriver #newyork #hiking 7d

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xcannedx Yep. I missed this. 7d
  •   euchlid What a beautiful view! 7d

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xcannedx When you get to the campsite too late to cook food... 1w

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xcannedx Well, my ovaries. Elizabeth, obviously, knows unicorns should be at all weddings. 1w
  •   djmisty Especially Fonzy sized ones. 1w
  •   littlejarah Yes!!!!! 1w
  •   adamheatlie They make excellent ring bearers! 1w
  •   xcannedx @adamheatlie you, sir, are on to something. 1w
  •   alexbirdie I didn't know that Greg was a cigarette-smoking police officer. 1w
  •   xcannedx @alexbirdie and a beret-wearer 1w
  •   zuzuprincess If I renew my vows I'd like to dress up a couple of chihuahuas as pink unicorns and go for a groom's beret rather than the more traditional kilt outfit. X 1w

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xcannedx We're all grown ups here. #bedstuy #nyc 1w

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xcannedx Birthday boy, @gregsinger7 2w

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xcannedx I went for a run in this ridiculous heat. All the regrets. 2w

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