writes_like_hell "Hello, world. I'm the new kid on the block. 🍼 Yes, I was born yesterday. And, oh my! Right now, with these big baby blues, I'm seeing shapes and following the lines where light and dark meet. It's so groovy. And in a couple weeks or so, I'll see my first primary color. Red. Just like a Taurus—the Bull—yes? Haha. I see red, I charrrge! ️ And in a few more days, oh boy! I'll get to see the "shape" of my poppop—for the very first time! I've already been forewarned that he's going to make a big fuss over me. ... I can't wait! 6d

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writes_like_hell On the left hand side is a photo of Sullivan Mae's mama (just "minutes old") with her dad ( #me ) and on the right hand side is a photo of Sullivan Mae (just "minutes old") with HER dad (Brendon). Cool, huh? 🍼 1w

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writes_like_hell They're baaack—in pink 'n blaaack!
F**KSOX!
2w

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writes_like_hell "This is a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing
Not one little thing
Without a woman or a girl" ... James Brown
3w

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writes_like_hell Little Harley girl, sprite as ever. 3w

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writes_like_hell Photo by Victoria Smith for Millionaire Magazine. 4w

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writes_like_hell Harley and the Easter bunny. Or, if you're a Jewish dog, it's the Passover bunny. Or if you're a Snoop Dogg, it's the Playboy bunny. 4w

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writes_like_hell A couple years ago isn't much of a throwback, but this was a pretty cool night. The San Francisco Chronicle had followed me around all day doing a story on me and my three-sock invention Throx. Well, that night happened to be opening night at the San Francisco International Silent Film Festival, one of my very favorite film fests. I had invited two my, well..."close friends" (who had never met—and I wanted them to meet and maybe become friends, too; although it didn't happen, haha) and as we arrived at the elegant historic movie palace the Castro Theater, cameras clicked, flashbulbs burst, and—oh my—this picture ended up in the morning paper with the reporter's tongue-in-cheek caption: "Throx inventor Edwin Heaven is apparently into threesomes. (Actually, there's another beautiful gal in this picture, except you can't see her since she's being carried in a shoulder bag. Yes, my little teacup Yorkie Harley. 1mon

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