writes_like_hell Give your Valentine Throx Fuckstockings! ️ Lots cheaper than a diamond.

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writes_like_hell "The Wild Yorkies of Telegraph Hill"

People will ask me, occasionally, "Heav, why do you always bring along Harley?" And I say, "Because I love her company." "But she's a DOG!" To which I'll reply, "Would you begrudge a pirate his parrot?" At which time, perfectly on cue, that little dog says, "Harley wants a cracker! Awwk! Harley wants a cracker!" As they stand there, dumbfounded, bug-eyed, slack-jawed, I simply walk away chortling to myself and thinking: "Reading the 'Art Of Ventriloquism' was a doggone good idea." "Awwwwk!" says Harley.
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writes_like_hell Caption should read: "Just wrote another chapter," says The Left Eye, "and I'm jolly pleased." The Right Eye replies, "Shut up! It's past our bedtime!" 3w

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writes_like_hell When I first met David Bowie, he said, "Edwin, where's the party?" And I replied, "David, YOU'RE the party!" And we partied like it was 1999. (Even though it was actually 1977.) * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Goodnight, sweet Duke.
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writes_like_hell And now... in full color!

#happynewyear
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writes_like_hell Spent a merry Xmas with my two favorite girls, and my favorite boy—who couldn't be in the photo because he took it. 2mon

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writes_like_hell I'm dreaming of a black and white Xmas... 2mon

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writes_like_hell This is such a cute photo...THROX Wavy Purple and Wavy Pink 'n Black. The socks that come in threes! Xmas shop @ Throx.com 2mon

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