writes_like_hell Yum! And Gluten-Free! 5min

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writes_like_hell Great things come in little packages. 7d

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writes_like_hell Pier less. ️ But not pooch less. 1w

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writes_like_hell Harley in a Harley store. 1w

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writes_like_hell San Fran-freaking-cisco. 1w

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writes_like_hell I am dancing upside down on the ceiling like Fred Astaire.
And having lost 77¢, a comb, car keys, a bottle of Visine, a Cross pen and a pack of gum, I'm pretty damn sure Mr. Astaire danced with his pockets empty.
Gravity is a bitch.
1w

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writes_like_hell Author taking brief break from his writing to catch a few rays of sunshine. 2w

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writes_like_hell If I had to choose between two heavens, one filled with an infinite number of Marilyn Monroes and the other simply had every dog I've ever loved, I'd think about it long and hard (pun intended), but go to where my dogs are.
Now, if, along with all my dogs, there were also a good number of Marilyn Monroes with THEIR beloved bow-wows, then that place would TRULY be a heaven.
3w

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writes_like_hell Hey, mom! Happy Mother's Day, wherever you are.
May the maître d' be an angel and give you the best table with a gorgeous bird's-eye view of all your loved ones, including all our dogs, and on this special day you're served the finest belly lox and bagels, with a big slice of Shumsky's pineapple cheesecake, and Horn & Hardart's coffee, and you're verklempt that Audrey is now a mom, too, and a very, very good one, to boot, and that little cutie crawling around is your great granddaughter Sully, who I'm sure will grow up hearing a lot about you and what a wonderful mom you are.

Love always,

Eddie
3w

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writes_like_hell "So how do you like your first birthday cake, Sully?" "Nom nom nom!" 🦄 3w

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writes_like_hell When Edwin Heaven walks into a room, occasionally he's mistaken for wildlife.

Kindly note that the police officer in the background is about to tranquilize him with a dart gun.
1mon

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writes_like_hell If this Apple had fallen on the head of Sir Isaac Newton, would he have discovered The Universal Law of Selfie? 1mon

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writes_like_hell Columbus Tower aka the Sentinel Building, but everyone calls it the Coppola Building. It's so beautiful at night. Thank you, Francis. 1mon

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writes_like_hell Friends, two-legged and four-legged. 1mon

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