willsasso Charlie Sheen Reading Tweets Pt. 1 17h

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willsasso This Vine, removed by the Citrus Control Board of California on 3/20/13 (case no: 23LZFTW), is under review. 2d

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willsasso Today on #TenMinutePodcast we asked our listeners to photoshop alternate versions of our website home banner, based on a bunch of dumb shit we said, and tweet us the results @TenMinPod. We appreciate our listeners. #WPPRECIATECHA 2d

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willsasso Hey @chrisdelia what are you doing in Venice? I thought you didn't like the beach. Ps. Sam and Butters look like they're having fun! :D 7d

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willsasso I took a boring photo of the General Lee at Coffee Bean. I then added Will Smith presenting the subject of the photo (in this case, Bo and Luke Duke's famed 1969 Dodge Charger making a pit stop at CBTL before heading back to Hazzard County with Uncle Jesse's matcha ice blended). Notice how the addition of Will Smith makes this otherwise generic and meaningless photo suddenly interesting and worth sharing. #willsmithmakesinstagrambetter 1w

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  •   clown4prince Watching a bunch of your videos on #MADtv right now you're playing Fred Durst on Mtv hahaha 1w
  •   tammylynnch I like Zuma beach Will...so peaceful and far out man :-) 1w
  •   asetz305 I'll give you HALF of everything I oooownn!!! 1w
  •   davidvoxmullen I'm so much more beach than you! 1w
  •   deliamatt Dude I'm gonna KICK your fucking ASS. 1w
  •   jaylveck Neil Young's Zuma 1w
  •   strawberrysprinkles2005 This is just you posting to Instagram. Keep filtering. 6d
  •   ijustwantahug34 The government puts chems in the ocean save yourself 2d

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willsasso I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'ma set it straight, this Watergate
I can't stand rocking when I'm in here
'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking thorn in my side
Oh my God it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all, it's sabotage

So, so, so, so listen up 'cause you can't say nothin'
You'll shut me down with a push of your button
But yo I'm out and I'm gone
I'll tell you now I keep it on and on 'Cause what you see you might not get
And we can bet so don't you get souped yet
Scheming on a thing that's a mirage
I'm trying to tell you now, it's sabotage

WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY

Our backs are now against the wall

Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage
Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage
Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage
Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage

I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate
Lord, I can't stand rockin' when I'm in this place
Because I feel disgrace because you're all in my face

But make no mistakes and switch up my channel
I'm Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle
What could it be, it's a mirage
You're scheming on a thing, that's sabotage
2w

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willsasso Super duper late night science with @the_admiral_dudeman. 2w

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willsasso Hey @bryancallen and @chrisdelia, thanks for dressing up for @tomgreenlive tonight. :D 2w

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willsasso Please take 15 seconds out of your day to enjoy this nice older gentleman playing Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" on the accordion as he sits by the ocean. See? All better. 2w

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willsasso See the exclusive trailer for Hit by Lightning starring Jon Cryer and myself somewhere on insidemovies.ew.com or at the direct link wherever on my Twitter. 2w

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willsasso One year after the Citrus Control Board of California issued me a cease and desist (case no: 23L7FTW) against any and all Vine videos wherein a lemon is seen violently ejecting from my mouth, @dannynash11 showed great bravery by presenting me with this t-shirt, designed by his kid brother, as I wrapped production on a fun new tv project. Kudos to you, Danny and Zach. Your valor in the face of censorship by the most powerful government office in all the world of fruit will not go unnoticed. Huzzah! 3w

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willsasso Canada, King of Kensington: The Movie is in production! America, don't tell Canada I'm lying! 3w

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willsasso No room in the pic for the bison stampede I'm leading into a gang of charging chefs. I veered off at the last second. 4w

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willsasso #Repost from @brotalian_stallion. It's nice to see that people still enjoy my Bathtub Michael McDonald Vine but I had no idea it's a tv show now. Seems pretty one note. Anyway, shouldn't I be seeing some money from this? And what network is it on? Ah whatever. #TBT 4w

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willsasso Hey Canada, you can't just do whatever the fuck you want with chips! There are RULES in life! 4w

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willsasso I took a boring photo of a quaint Starbucks in a pleasant suburb of Toronto. I then added Will Smith presenting the subject of the photo (in this case, a gratuitously welcoming and aggressively charming Starbucks). Notice how the addition of Will Smith makes this otherwise generic and meaningless photo suddenly interesting and worth sharing. #willsmithmakesinstagrambetter 1mon

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