1mon wheelymel
Normal Melinda Montgomery
wheelymel My digital paperweight 1mon

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2mon wheelymel
Video Melinda Montgomery
wheelymel It's Friday... 2mon

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2mon wheelymel
Video Melinda Montgomery
wheelymel When life needs a tune up play an untuned piano. 2mon

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2mon wheelymel
Normal Melinda Montgomery
wheelymel That split second when you get excited about finding a crispy pineapple in your letterbox only to then be let down when you realise the shameless trickery is equivalent to a Monopoly pineapple.
Shame!
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4mon wheelymel
Inkwell Melinda Montgomery
wheelymel Yeah nah mate you're right. Didn't need any electricity today.

Thanks Mother Nature. I'll just catch up on some reading while you unleash Zeus' rage on us.
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wheelymel The real reason for duel screens. 4mon

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4mon wheelymel
Rise Melinda Montgomery
wheelymel How's your Saturday night looking?

Contemplated folding the washing while watching the tennis when my grandmother's voice popped into my head, "what do you want to do that for? It's not going anywhere".

You're right grandma.

Remember kids. Don't do housework on a Saturday night. It's dangerous and could ruin a potentially good night.

Now go watch the tennis final.
4mon

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wheelymel Popped my new lounge cherry!! No more second hand lounges with a linage of owners dating back to federation and wondering who's bum sat in it before it became mine.
So here's to ending the sinkage to Narnia and enjoying a good stretch when watching a film.
P.S. Is anyone fluent in cat? Fenella needs some educating.
5mon

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wheelymel Spending Christmas with this gorgeous old girl. Who could resist a selfie with that smile. 5mon

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5mon wheelymel
Lark Melinda Montgomery
wheelymel Right now I have about as much energy found in the hair of a newt... Wait do newts even have hair?
Whatever.
The point is my energy levels are running on vapours. Here's hoping this delectable looking liquid pumped into my veins yesterday will travel around my teeny tiny body soon and I'll be bouncing off the walls enjoying my Christmas holidays.
Merry Christmas!
5mon

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6mon wheelymel
Rise Melinda Montgomery
wheelymel Awww look. The whole family is back together again.
You can never be too prepared for a 70th birthday.
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6mon wheelymel
Hefe Melinda Montgomery
wheelymel The only remedy to a heatwave with no air con is very little movement and getting sticky eating ice blocks.
Stay safe everyone.
6mon

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wheelymel Nom nom mushrooms!

Emma and I rekindled an old tradition today. Making Grandma's mushrooms (caramel tarts for those playing along at home) for Emma's birthday tomorrow.

We hope we did you proud G-Ma
7mon

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7mon wheelymel
Lo-fi Melinda Montgomery
wheelymel Found this glorious contradiction in my local fruit shop recently.
Nom nom nom nom nom
7mon

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7mon wheelymel
Clarendon Melinda Montgomery
wheelymel Now they're just taunting me.
So this is how it's going to be now? Taunt me! Dare me! Instead you can feel the wrath of the vacuum because I won't dare touch you so close to this anniversary.
7mon

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8mon wheelymel
Juno Melinda Montgomery
wheelymel When I was told "try an iron infusion" I never thought it would look so authentic. 8mon
  •   canine__teeth Whoa!!! Are you sure you're not getting an entire blood transfusion? 8mon

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9mon wheelymel
Hefe Melinda Montgomery
wheelymel "Some Old Hags Can't Always Hide Their Old Age"

So I found my old maths book from high school while going through more boxes recently. I can't say how often I've had to resort to trigonometry since doing my HSC but no doubt it will live on as a ream of paper or help with wiping someone's backside now it's been sent to recycling. A more fitting end really.
So long maths book. You were an evil companion I shan't miss.
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9mon wheelymel
Normal Melinda Montgomery
wheelymel I think my phone is trying to tell me something about my social media neglect. 9mon

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12mon wheelymel
Normal Melinda Montgomery
wheelymel Finally met the newest edition to the Montgomery/Player family.
Little fluffy Ned! Nothing like a bit of fluffy cuteness to make your day all better.
12mon

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12mon wheelymel
Normal Melinda Montgomery
wheelymel How I'm planning on spending the long weekend after a long, stressful, tiresome couple of weeks.
Happy birthday Queenie!

#Cadburyvegemite #matthewreilly
12mon

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