weeziehearn I put hoes in NY onto DKNY 1mon

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weeziehearn My amazing boyfriend @bobbymarz just drove up to New York to surprise me and I'm so awkwardly incapable of processing human emotion that my immediate reaction was to slam the door in his face. PS. Big shout out to the one and only @commesdescroissants for helping him organize this. #russianorphanchild #literallycouldnteven 2mon

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weeziehearn HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY VERY FAVORITE PERSIAN IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!! @ladandavia for being my best girl and sticking by my side through thick, very thick, purple, plus sized and through thin. (We all know which one we like more) you're my favorite person the sit around with for hours and throw shade at everyone and everything, obviously know who you got it from because I like it even more when Mary joins in. Even though you are a sleep demon and are mean to me when you're tired I still love you. Because who else would share a bed with you when you had a 140 degree fever and watch crimie minds all day long. Even though we're across the country, and I miss you a lot I'll never forget all the fun we have together, but more importantly the food we ate, like the pasta in this photo that we covered in a full stick of butter with fake parmigian cheese and garlic salt. (You added siracha which I won't comment on but ) love you so much bud! I hope you had an amazing day 2mon
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  •   sabrinahayley The BEST TIMES 2mon
  •   ladandavia Omg these were the best days I would do anything to go back to them. I love you best girl!! 2mon

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weeziehearn This is the epitome our friendship @ainsleyhealy 2mon

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weeziehearn Somethin', somethin', somethin', stack that cheese. #nopants #ClubRatGrandpa 3mon

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weeziehearn Thank you @piercer for taking me to Chet Faker last night, sorry I got so excited (dehydrated) that I fainted right before he came onstage. #FaintAndRally #🏼 4mon

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weeziehearn Happy birthday @_currin The day we first met you were carrying around a coach bag and bitching about the weather. Clearly not much has changed but luckily you've gotten better accessories. I had to choose this photo because you were literally cursed by the waitress who said the last person that ordered that drink in that spot vomited on the table. At least you missed the table, and we bounced before the waitress saw what you did. Love you Hurricane, thanks for being you. 4mon

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weeziehearn Happy birthday to the best mom in the world. Thank you for putting up with me through all these years (especially during my teen years and my infamous Ritalin temper tantrums PS you were right I was just hungry) I hope you had a relaxing day watching all your favorite Bravo shows. Love you so much @suzettehearn !! 4mon

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weeziehearn #Tbt to when I never learned how to type and got an F in computer class because I spent all my time trying to choose a word art font 4mon
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  •   ainsleyhealy It would take me an hour to decide what font I wanted to be on the title page of my power points 4mon
  •   suzettehearn So funny. It's a family disorder! It's all about the font! The teachers only used the other side of their brains. 4mon
  •   bobbymarz For some reason I always used column 4, row 5 4mon
  •   xanabartlett I love you. 4mon
  •   emily_oster this was the best insta you've ever done 4mon
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weeziehearn It's been 7 years but there's still no beating this view. 4mon

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weeziehearn Happy birthday to this goddamn baller miracle baby @aripeikin . You beat all odds and are killing it in the job market. So cheers to the girl who dressed like a Puritan until she was 14 and hates dairy based products. Keep doing you xox. 4mon

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weeziehearn "Hey I forgot to ask— do you like guacamole ?" 5mon

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weeziehearn "2014: The Summer Of Shade" #tbt #humansunscreen #throwingshade #dogpile 5mon

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weeziehearn If only the flowers were edible as well—thank you @bobbymarz for being my valentine. 6mon

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weeziehearn Dance, We will miss you so much. Rest in peace my sweet girl. 6mon

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weeziehearn Responsibly Irresponsible @libbymeyer #cruciokids 7mon

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weeziehearn Today marks one full year with this spaghetti head. Which seems weird when you do the math because it's also one year since our first date. Which I almost didn't go on because my friends thought It was a front for you to kidnap and sell me into a white slave trade or harvest my organs. But I took the risk and went out with you because I was in no position to turn a date down. Not only did you ask me to be your girlfriend but you also told me you loved me. Which was really weird especially because our date was at your company xmas party where I have never been more socially incompetent in my life. I think this entire year has been a test of how genuine that love actually was. The sheer fact that you still love me when I'm off my meds says it all(my mom told you she wouldn't judge you if you left me the first time we were stuck in a car for 3 hours on a no MEDS day). So thank you. For everything that we have shared this past year I wouldn't have it any other way. Also thank you for letting me dip my 'za in ranch I know that's a cardinal sin in your Community (). I love you Robert Francis Marzullo. 8mon
  •   jhershey88 That is the best thing I have read in a while. If someone asks what I look for in a guy, I will hand them that post haha. So cute. 8mon
  •   kinner233 Wowwwwwwwwwww!!!!! 8mon
  •   kinner233 You two dogs! 8mon
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  •   king__cass Wow, I remember that first date night! @bobbymarz really does fall hard! 8mon
  •   lindseylooouuu Hahahaha awwwww!! 8mon
  •   eckbull Heyyyyyyy now! 8mon
  •   mabach89 What a lucky girl you are! 8mon

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weeziehearn Thankful for this one even when it's not required by holiday @bobbymarz #3thankful5me 8mon

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weeziehearn Current mood 8mon

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weeziehearn Happy birthday to my best friend @ainsleyhealy thank you for being as crazy as I am and never being afraid to ask the difficult questions in life. Keep doing your thing ace. #birthdaygirl #seriousquestions #nationalgeographic 9mon

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