vgolembewski Gross. 1w

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vgolembewski Seems like just yesterday I was changing your diapers and rewinding the VHS of Annie so you could watch it for the millionth time and heating up bottles of formula only to have you throw up on me minutes later. Happy 18th, baby sis. So happy you grew up to be weird as hell. 1w

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vgolembewski Living In Sin: Day 1 2w

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vgolembewski When you travel by yourself for work and you have to take a mirror selfie at the Airbnb to show your grandma your Oscars dress #tbt 2w

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vgolembewski Walked by a thrift store and decided this was worth the five bucks. 🏼 3w

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vgolembewski This is a drink @iyamclaudine and I are drinking and that @blaturno made and it's the most aggressive thing to ever happen to me/America. 1mon

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vgolembewski FASHUN #tbt 1mon
  •   ecricardo "We are the goon squad and we're coming to town...Beep-beep, beep-beep." 4w

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vgolembewski Lol #tbt 2mon

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vgolembewski Every day in Punta Cana was incredible, but I think my favorite memory was from our second day here. Pat and I were laying on the beach, drinking and relaxing, when a man who does activities for the resort asked us if we would like to play a "crazy game." We politely declined, because who knows what his definition of "crazy" is? But this guy was so insistent that he actually climbed into Pat's lap and pretended to cry, begging us to participate. So we decided to play. And I'm so glad we did, because the game turned out to be this: Chug a beer. The man bends you over and spins you around 10-15 times. Then you try to kick a soccer ball into the goal. We fell on our asses a lot and didn't get anywhere near the goal. But the point I'm trying to make is that sometimes you have to say yes to weird shit. Bye, Punta Cana. 🏼 2mon

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vgolembewski I swam with dolphins and have been living on frozen alcoholic drinks for four days and now I am sunburnt what a time to be alive 2mon

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vgolembewski My achievements mean nothing 2mon

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vgolembewski Happy Birthday @ashhass ! But also happy 10th anniversary to us? You are the queen of my heart & the only person for whom I would wear a toga. 🐋 2mon
  •   ashhass This is quite possibly the most significant picture of my life with the most significant person 🐋 2mon
  •   mike_bordes It may even be one of the few pictures we have up in the house. 2mon

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vgolembewski 🌶🌶🌶 2mon

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vgolembewski People say to me: "Vanessa, where does your confidence come from?" And I'm like, it's easy. I'm the sexiest one in my group of friends. 2mon

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vgolembewski Trying to figure out a way to teleport myself back to Paddy's Day in Galway circa 2009. #tbt 2mon

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vgolembewski It's impossible to pick a favorite memory from Ireland, but running around the Aran Islands on one of the few days without rain is definitely up there. #tbt 2mon
  •   brown_inc Looks like you had a good day for it too 2mon

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vgolembewski Got my first piece of fan mail today for my groundbreaking @houseofcards journalism. Thanks, mystery reader! Link in bio for anyone who's deeply confused by this. 3mon

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vgolembewski #bts today. I fucking love seeing women directing and doing the damn thing. Keep an eye out for @connie_saltz & her badass project 🏼 cc: @otherwillcooper @jo_loew 3mon

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vgolembewski Burgers in a ball gown 3mon

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