uncleowen I jump in a hole. @sidella tries to bury me. 5h

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uncleowen Surf City water tower. 1d

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uncleowen It's a Jeep. 2d

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uncleowen My mom framed the frisbee note I gave her. 2d
  •   uncleowen You are the wind beneath my frisbee 2d

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uncleowen That's good marketing. 5d

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uncleowen This wrench is for dismantling bridges. 5d
  •   zerocoooool Regular sized wrench. If only they knew. 5d

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uncleowen Not a bad Monday...... 5d

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uncleowen My cousin Alan Carroll ( @alancarroll1 ) made this cartoon titled "the origin of religion" ......... 6d

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uncleowen Our neighbor just gave us a box of vegetables from their garden. This doesn't happen in Brooklyn much. 6d

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uncleowen Does anybody want to buy a floating jet-ski dock? It's priced to go! Any offer. It's in LBI. 6d

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uncleowen I know these are getting old, but I did this in memory of my Uncle Mick, RIP. Y'all know it's to raise awareness for ALS. I also donated. The full video is on my Facebook. I nominate: 1. @fairends 2. @othelorules 3. Adam Horowitz 4. @sidella 5. @scampbell333 (I was gonna but the water hit me before I said it) don't be mad at me for nominating you jerks. I forgot to nominate Pee Wee Herman too. 1w

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uncleowen I'm on a conference call. 1w
  •   nyoungblut Ring ring ring banana phone 1w
  •   b8by HAHAHA this made my day 1w
  •   pezmer Holding all calls. 1w

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uncleowen RIP SeaDoo jet ski. Thanks for the memories and near death wipe outs. You will be missed. End of an era. For the first time in 30 years the O'Leary's won't be owning a jet ski. 1w
  •   othelorules Damnnnnn 1w
  •   bjaffer WHAT!!?? What was wrong? @uncleowen 1w
  •   jnfr_smth Like, but DONT LIKE. At least you had one good last run...... 1w
  •   uncleowen Salt erosion seized up vital moving parts. Repairs are upwards of $3000. It's 11 years old. Not worth it. 1w
  •   uncleowen Plus many of the seals are rotted and casings. The floating dock that it sat on was too small for a ski this size and the back was always in salt water so it did a lot of damage over time. 1w
  •   uncleowen My next tattoo will be a jet ski. 1w
  •   sidella NOOO!!! 1w
  •   nosugars Fuck 1w

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uncleowen My painting rag. 1w

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uncleowen Nice to meet you Lasagna, I'm Owen. 1w

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uncleowen Gadgets for alcoholics. 2w

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uncleowen I just bought a modest little home with a one car garage. 2w

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uncleowen I look weird. 2w

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uncleowen Slingshot and firecrackers. Best idea I've ever had. #goodidea 2w

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uncleowen Me and Josh and Guiseppe did a night session on the fake wave. @denofthieves_ny @nosugars regram from @linamjonsson 2w

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