tylernilson Case of the m🌗ndays 1d

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tylernilson Watching natgeo lion hunting stuff and just hanging out. 2d

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tylernilson Livin that Wanchese thug lyfe. 2w

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tylernilson The world's greatest scholarship in the universe scholarship scholar is @hunterrstokes!!!!!!!! #theworldsgreatestscholarshipintheuniversescholarship 2w

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tylernilson Many moons ago, we few and brave chose to embark upon a great journey called "life". Now we return to our homeland annually to spread our riches and give hope to younger generations so that they may step upon our shoulders and reach heights beyond our grasp... We are more than men, we are more than mentors, we are THE WORLDS GREATEST SCHOLARSHIP IN THE UNIVERSE SCHOLARSHIP! @hollership #theworldsgreatestscholarshipintheuniversescholarship 2w

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tylernilson Five years ago I contacted my alma-mater high school to have a bench placed on the premises dedicated to me. My request was denied once they learned of my plans to have a bronze statue of myself laying on said bench, obviously so no one could ever sit on it. I then requested to have the gymnasium renamed "Tyler's House of Sweat Sermons". This request was looked over as a mere joke. The board of education at that time did not know that I never joke around when it comes to being ludicrous... My hometown had gotten soft... So I started a movement with my friends, "The Worlds Greatest Scholarship In The Universe Scholarship!" and decided that I would begin a grass roots effort to make the place where I grew up more wild than its current state. Every year for the last five years, our organization gives a brief case filled with cash to the craziest / artsiest / wild child we can find, hoping that in the future they will be in a place of power and influence on the Outer Banks and they will approve of my sleeping bronze statue on an utterly useless bench. Mark my words, I will have my day.
Side note: here is the commercial we aired regionally this year to announce our presence. Arty is the principal of the school.
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tylernilson I decided to write a hit r&b song on a plane while sitting next to this woman reading a Nicholas Sparks novel. then I danced to it and she asked to listen. then she was all like "OMG you spit hot fire!" and I was all like "duh" 3w

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tylernilson i heard we were posting "cool" pics of our moms 3w

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tylernilson I joined the Cuban national boxing team to help ease racial tensions between our countries. Needless to say, I succeeded! Black and white people will be getting along swimmingly from here on. 4w

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tylernilson one upon a time there was a wedding, not just any normal wedding but the greatest wedding on earth! #crittaraswedding X12 4w

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tylernilson all my friends are wild animals 4w

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tylernilson Travel Logue 5|4|15: CUBA - I arrived last week with $20 and one goal, to normalize relations with our communist brethren to the south as the self appointed "Ambassador of Good Times". I did in one day what no American president had done in 60 years. I simply said "Can we be cool now?"👬 immediately I was greeted with open arms by the brown women of Havana; Rum, cigars, and tango dancing were had by all to celebrate the end of the embargo (blockade). I did it, everything's gonna be cool moving forward! You're welcome Los Estados Unidos. 4w
  •   joshmelnick_ Major ferda 4w
  •   goodgollymsjolly Freedom from political unrest as well as underpants. 4w
  •   tylernilson @heraldhill I forgot a bathing suit so my tank top had to take over as my skivvies:) 4w
  •   heraldhill 😎 4w
  •   kakees So bummed we missed you! Went looking for you Sunday night at doña Eutima but no luck! Word on the street you have left and the city just ain't the same without you! See you on the other side xx 4w
  •   leahadicoff Had so much fun , yay yay yay! Glad you made it home safe and sound! 4w
  •   jwallsmith Come back. This island ain't the same without you and your band of pirates. 4w
  •   johnpeter12 The only homen que kiss o @brendonurie pelo menos eu acho 4w

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tylernilson family vacation #crittaraswedding // @jamestheodore// 1mon

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tylernilson family vacation 1mon

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tylernilson ride or die bitch 1mon

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tylernilson saturday 2mon

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tylernilson everything is wonderful here 2mon

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tylernilson ️flannel pannel 2mon

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tylernilson TBT #NationalSiblingDay. So here's a photo of my bruthas n sistas 2mon

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tylernilson lick 2mon

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