turbotherockjohnson This is what happens when Great Fight Shark from Salty Dolls personally delivers to you a 'can opener' straight to that sweet spot in the centre of your chest. Can Opener: Essentially get low and throw your shoulder as hard as you can back towards the chest of the player behind you. Yep, Turbo went down hard haha @mermaid81 1d

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turbotherockjohnson So @wildhearses won yesterday. BY 1 POINT! I'm sure this can give you an idea of how intense and challenging this bout was. Thank you Saltys for a game I'll never forget. And thank you my Hearsies for being the loves of my life! 3d

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turbotherockjohnson GRAND FINAL IS THIS SATURDAY. IM SO EXCITED. @wildhearses @adelaiderollerderby 7d

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turbotherockjohnson Thank you @kryolanofficial for helping with my game day faces 😈 This is for those who ask where I get my facepaint from. I use the oil based paints from Kryolan because sweaty face 1w

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turbotherockjohnson My hair goal is silver/grey. Baby steps this time to avoid damage as much as possible! But I'm really enjoying this vanilla ash color I have going on If you're planning on bleaching or colouring your hair ladies, I suggest you go see Alicia from Hairhouse Warehouse in Rundle Mall. She knows what she's doing. 2w

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turbotherockjohnson ADRD GRAND FINAL Saturday 16th August. My team @wildhearses will be playing my former team the Salty Dolls and I can't wait. I changed teams to experience a different game, roller derby against the ones who know me best. Time to be put to the test. FOCUS Hope to see some mates there! You won't regret it! 2w

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turbotherockjohnson 'Pixels'. Peter Dinklage's new movie. Pretty keen after seeing this image haha 2w

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turbotherockjohnson 420, MUNCHIES AND FUNNIES. 😎 3w

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turbotherockjohnson Charlize Theron and Nicholas Hoult are in Mad Max: Fury Road. This makes me more keen to see it 3w

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turbotherockjohnson I've never envied someone so much in my entire life @christymack 3w

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turbotherockjohnson I feel like I resemble a Mad Max villain here. If Mad Max were set in the land of pink and girly. @wildhearses 3w

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turbotherockjohnson Hey Turbo, get lower m8! @wildhearses 3w

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turbotherockjohnson Thank you @tracethelabel for my new crescent moon choker 3w

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turbotherockjohnson Today's warpaint was inspired by @jeffreestar GRAND FINAL HERE WE COME. @wildhearses 3w

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turbotherockjohnson First look at Affleck as Batman. Personally I'm pretty keen. I reckon Affleck will own it 😈 4w

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turbotherockjohnson Cookie dough dessert pizza 4w

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