travisauruss "When I met you in the summa *womp womp womp womp womp womp*" -Theodor Roosevelt, 1995. 4d

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travisauruss Good day for the sportz. 1w

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travisauruss The #WallOfWeird is coming along quite strangely 1w

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travisauruss Ok yes but why. 1w

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travisauruss Promo shot for the new drama "hey stand on my leg" coming Monday nights at 8/7 central only on the CW. 2w

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travisauruss Pie Tuesday was too much fun! NOT TOO MUCH PIE JUST TOO MUCH FUN. #PieTuesday 2w

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travisauruss OKAY so the one foot chilling in the light represents the fact that this was super delicious and the one foot hiding in the shadow represents the fact that I originally had 4 pieces of bacon until I accidentally sent one cascading into a collection of dirt. 2w

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travisauruss From 2008 when Andy and I thought we were cool and artistic. 2w

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travisauruss nature more like baeture 3w

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travisauruss Either this tree in my neighborhood is new and I've just never noticed it before, or it's been there forever and I've just never noticed it before. 3w

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travisauruss Last night was one of the best nights I've had in a while. Rides, arcade games, friends, and most importantly: chicken. 1mon
  •   imarriedahipster Matt and I almost went mini golfing there last night! 1mon

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travisauruss It rained in Phoenix again. Look for it on the evening news. 1mon

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travisauruss "yes, can I help you..." 1mon

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travisauruss Your move, atheists. 1mon

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travisauruss One time I was invited to a pool party on the roof of a fancy condo building. Life has been pretty bleak ever since. 2mon

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travisauruss Community Group Human Peeramid! There was a lot of peer-pressure riding on my back but we prevailed. 2mon

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travisauruss tower power. 2mon

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travisauruss "Look at the ground straight-faced then look up at the camera and smile. Okay now do it again but stop halfway" 2mon

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