tongue_in_cheek The little things. 21h

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tongue_in_cheek I don't know whose boat this is. And, bitch, I don't care. 2d

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tongue_in_cheek Vacation daiquiris in our vacation dollhouse #wellfleet 2d

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tongue_in_cheek Look closely and you'll see a coupla creeps hiding behind a waterfall 1w

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tongue_in_cheek FRIED OREOS DEAL ALERT: 4 for $5 or 8 for $10!!!!!!! #brooklyncountyfair 2w

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tongue_in_cheek Have a quiet night in and take a big load off. 2w

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tongue_in_cheek Uhh, this Nazi pro-swastika plane banner is serrrriously not vibing with my chill beach vibes #vnotchill 3w

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tongue_in_cheek In your ass
the light the heat
your ass
I am complete
your ass
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your ass #lloyddobler4ever
3w

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tongue_in_cheek @bryancerenzio's shopping list for my trip to Trader Joes. I gotchu covered beb. 3w

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tongue_in_cheek And then man met his creator and then there was light #blairculver 4w

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tongue_in_cheek #salamimamis are back! Get your pizza shoes while they're so hot you'll burn the roof of your mouth! 4w
  •   robynstyled Haha we are SO on the same page, babes!! Thank you for the shout out! I insist on paying something however, to support my local artists so how about half off and we got a deal? 4w
  •   tongue_in_cheek @robynstyled I can deal with that 4w
  •   tongue_in_cheek @jaaaaneoh I gotchu, what size? 4w
  •   jaaaaneoh 7.5! Thanks, beb! 4w
  •   boibk I ordered some last year and never got them. Can I speak with management pleasseeee-- 😛 4w
  •   tongue_in_cheek Haha ok everyone blowin up my spot. This time around we are far more professional. They're still in a package in my closet @boibk .. Aren't you moving out here btw?! 4w
  •   boibk I wish I was but no! Can I venmo you moneyyzzzz n u mail me shoes!! Can't WAIITTT!!! 4w
  •   llkewlbean @tongue_in_cheek I'm at 6.5 4w

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tongue_in_cheek Come get down with the clown tonight with @hippycultleader and me behind the bar. 1mon

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tongue_in_cheek Ghana, you didn't advance in the World Cup but at least you have the best fast food joints in the world. Pretty sure this is where I tasted bush rat my first and only time #GOOOAAAALLLL 1mon

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tongue_in_cheek I'm gonna turn you into a chill ass orangutan in a hospital chair after all the frozen gin 'n juices I'm gonna serve you tonight. Roberta's Tiki Bar with @davidjcarl 1mon

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tongue_in_cheek #tbt to my brother's headgear, my dad's khaki bellbottoms and my mom's cutie-pie smile 2mon

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tongue_in_cheek Catamir Poo-tin straight takin a dump #exhibitionist 2mon

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tongue_in_cheek An intimate moment such as this calls for a romantic filter #joose 2mon

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tongue_in_cheek Dream team rooting for my dream team #niceheadband 2mon

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tongue_in_cheek Caught myself a record large fish. Musta been a fluke! 2mon

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