tongue_in_cheek I'm @thethreediamonddoor today and tomorrow until 9! Let's talk about sports. 15h

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tongue_in_cheek My burger came with a side of Wu-Tang potato. B.R.E.A.M. 3d

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tongue_in_cheek Had to carry it up 3 flights of stairs and catch frostbite, but the snowball facial I gave @kennethmattice was absolutely worth it. 4d

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tongue_in_cheek Mexican breakfast for lunch is my Chilaquiles heel. 6d

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tongue_in_cheek We got through 4 of 27 courses. Tasting menus are for pussies!!!! #winepairing (Thanks @ballsdeeeep @entree_3000 @eatblanca) 1w

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tongue_in_cheek TURN DOWN FOR WHAT 1w

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tongue_in_cheek See you in hell, couch. Prepare to die. 2w

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tongue_in_cheek 15 bowls of bibimbap chef snacks for us last night was very kimchi'll 2w

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tongue_in_cheek Sabado vibes @dreabagel 3w

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tongue_in_cheek Beneath the cobblestones, the beach #paris 3w

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tongue_in_cheek Got to play Barbie's with my niece all afternoon. All my years of dysmorphic body-image insecurity have returned but it was worth it. 4w

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tongue_in_cheek Sure glad I bundled up today! 4w

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tongue_in_cheek This threesome really just completes the jigsaw puzzle of life. #mildred4ever 4w

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tongue_in_cheek Rehydrating before my @davepeterson drought #bonvoyagedave 4w

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tongue_in_cheek Tryna get done up today U kno 1mon

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tongue_in_cheek Last night of Chanukah, y'all (artist @wizardofizzz and obvi @champagnepapi) 1mon

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tongue_in_cheek The antidote to the Jersey wedding 1mon

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tongue_in_cheek It's right up the stairs 1mon

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tongue_in_cheek A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh #inthemidtown 1mon

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