tommyhelltender Meanwhile, in reality... #westcoastproblems 1d

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tommyhelltender One of the many reasons why I #LA ...these bands still exist!!! #susielovesdick 2d

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tommyhelltender If anyone has seen the other part of my finger laying around, please return to @piesocietyspeakeasy Thanks! #fuckyouandyourorangepeel #thebartenderhatesyou 5d

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tommyhelltender @piesocietyspeakeasy we hand make the best #ginger syrup in all the land and we refuse to give up the #secretrecipe. New #cocktail menu rolls out this weekend courtesy of @thepusher @deathcultaaronmageddon and myself. #piesociety #letsgetweird 1w

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tommyhelltender Testing our new Blackberry White #cocktail at #piesociety... I might be on my ass before deciding which recipe goes on our new menu this week. @piesocietyspeakeasy @deathcultaaronmageddon 1w

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tommyhelltender These nice patrons asked for 2 small Blue Moon drafts....then the asshole in me said "Take 5, man. I got this one." They were good sports about it. #thebartenderhatesyou 2w

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tommyhelltender @j_radicus and I understand eachother. #bobbykimball #toto 2w

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tommyhelltender We live like hell in heaven. @reverend_blue_jeans ️ The chaos to my armageddon. 2w

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tommyhelltender If you don't drink #whiskey then I probably hate you. But If you eat #pizza we're cool I guess. Me and @richhomiekaycee want to like you so come in tonight and let's be best friends by you giving us all your money!!! #letsbefriends #worstincentiveever 2w

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tommyhelltender @reverend_blue_jeans getting hit on by a 22 year old venture capitalist in a pink shirt. Any normal boyfriend would step in and tell him to kick rocks...nope. Not me. I'll milk it, photo it, post it, and let her disappoint him on her own. #teamwin #REDLINE 2w

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tommyhelltender To all my #bartender brothers and sisters... You know when you hand someone their drinks and they just stand there and ignore you while finger banging their phones as you wait patiently for them to pay? Pull out your phone and take their picture. The look on their face will be priceless I promise. #thebartenderhatesyou 3w

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tommyhelltender It's Friday and you have nothing better to do. I hand you this. Come to Fitzgerald's in #HB tonight for a massive #shitshow of #punk. I'm reuniting with these old heads called OCA and although I can't guarantee that it will be the best show you've seen in your life, I can promise you that there will be #blood (most likely mine), a lot of #noise peppered with #feedback, and plenty #whiskey....AND if we're lucky our brother @jpwags may make an appearance. Added incentive: if anyone can guess the number of cherries @ognikbob will eat I'll buy you a beer. @johnnyssaloon @justice5552 @meangene70 @tj8791 @j_radicus 4w

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tommyhelltender One of my favorite movies and performances by #robinwilliams #rip #rainbowrandolph #deathtosmootchie ...everyone seemed to have forgotten about this one. 1mon

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tommyhelltender Getting the ultimate #totobomb with @reverend_blue_jeans. #toto #africa #greektheater #LA .... @britttanyh TAKE THAT!!!! 1mon

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tommyhelltender @hobsunset gets the #totobomb tonight for the #imagineLAball charity event. Ironically I also served David Arquette and he was totally rad. If anyone can link the irony I'll buy you a shot....aaaaand go!!! #toto #africa #hollywood 1mon

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tommyhelltender Sometimes when I get bored I stop by places that don't really exist but wish they did. #theoffice #dundermifflin #scranton #PA #vannuys #LA ...I'm a total nerd 1mon

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