tommyhelltender It's been said that ordering a shot of #fernet is the "bartender's handshake"...not where I come from. When did this become a thing? Big thanks to @deathcultaaronmageddon @kasserole90 @kc_corazon for stopping in tonight and humoring me. It's not often I get to whip up something fancy with true Jeff attitude and sarcasm for my pals. Much love. @piesocietyspeakeasy #thebartenderhatesyou #fuckyouandyourorangepeel #presentationiskey 3d
  •   britttanyh 3 hours ago wasn't tonight ??? 3d
  •   streetwalkingcheetah1 I think a shot of vodka with a miracle whip chaser is my "handshake." Thanks for serving it up. #mixology 3d
  •   f_todd You're a modern day Monica Theresa! 3d

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tommyhelltender #YACHTROCK TUESDAY @piesocietyspeakeasy!!! All the sexy tunes your parents probably conceived you with mixed with some of the most inebriating #libations to get those hormone juices flowing. Not gonna make any sweet lovin tonight? How about you just make love to that #cocktail like you normally would do any other night! However I offer more incentives then your typical #OC #nerd #craftcocktail #hipster #douche #bro #bar... Happy hour till 7pm PLUS $5 #PBR tall boys and a hefty shot of #oldoverholt #ALLNIGHTLONG #lionelrichie #beer #whiskey #piesociety 2w
  •   bandoverboard LOVE IT! Please check us out if you get a minute! ;) 2w
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tommyhelltender This is what #havingyourcakeandeatingittoo looks like. Yes that's my #salad. 2w

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tommyhelltender I saved a life tonight @kasserole90 #hero 3w

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tommyhelltender Went to the #anaheimducks game tonight with @reverend_blue_jeans @benjilanpher @sarahnelsonmakeup ...They won. We drank beer. This dude's hair sucks. #hockey #NHL 3w

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tommyhelltender #fbf to Tuesday. If you can think of a better way to close out the new year other than #CLUTCH #lionize #torche at the #electricfactory #philly I will gladly punch you in the dick while singing auld lang syne. Had such a great time spending New Years with my family and friends. I love all you guys!!! #POYOAM @reverend_blue_jeans @cammerotten @calebsrocks @pange_c @elsewear @f_todd @mrs_ftodd @douglasjtattoo @allelsefailedwebothlose @bpb41 @andrewdutilhgray @jessmargera @danmetzker @crazytommartin @morgan9883 @nicolek11_11 @justinjamesmuir @veronicalane @backwoodspayback @mallick 4w

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tommyhelltender Ignition engage... #wawa #coffee #keurig Gearing up for what is going to be a long ass day. First stop #westhollywood 1mon

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tommyhelltender I'm getting home one way or another. 1mon

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tommyhelltender Putting us all at the same table in the back corner was probably the best worst idea ever. Touché and congrats @lace_white @scaremiah!!! @reverend_blue_jeans @jonathan_navarro82 @nortney25 @jesinman #peanutgallery #andersonwhitewedding 1mon

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tommyhelltender ...that one time when I cakefaced @imtowers #toughshittuesday 2mon

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tommyhelltender You like #whiskey? I like whiskey. Actually I love whiskey. Can't live without it. You should just go ahead and follow this dude @thewhiskeyscout. He knows a thing or two about a thing or two and has a badass whiskey diary to prove it. @piesocietyspeakeasy @deathcultaaronmageddon @thepusher @richhomiekaycee 2mon

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tommyhelltender I'm going to take this moment to say that I'm #thankful for all my friends and family all over the country. I don't know what I'd do without any of you...now I'm going to take this moment to be thankful for where I live. Dump that on your sidewalk and shovel it, east coast. #happythanksgiving #whatadick 2mon
  •   cammerotten Ha!! 2mon
  •   jsnlee808 When I was a kid, it was always a good year if we were swimming on thanksgiving day in my grandpas pool in anaheim. 2mon
  •   reverend_blue_jeans It's super hot.... 2mon
  •   2cups_beaglemix I quite enjoy the snow... Not how people drive in it but I enjoy it over hot weather any day 2mon

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tommyhelltender ...and people wonder why I'm such a #cynical asshole. No really, park it right there #helenkeller. No one else needs to get by or anything. #idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore #itsnotmeitsyou 2mon

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tommyhelltender After navigating a douche canoe down Asshat River (work) I got to meet up with these 2 awesome humans for some good times fueled by the water of life #whiskey @corabwitt @truerivals 2mon

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tommyhelltender What is #pain? The feeling after spitting out your $2k gold tooth. They say that rubbing #whiskey on the gums takes the pain away... But that's only been proven on teething children. 2mon

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tommyhelltender #headwalking? #crowdsurfing? #stagediving? #methodman does whatever he wants. Epic show tonight. #hobsunset #redman #wutangclan 3mon

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