tofuandwhiskey Oh hell yeah this soon-to-be-released book on imbibing politicians by @brnabrms #partylikeapresident #nowreading 16h

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tofuandwhiskey Four years ago today, we adopted @iggypupthechug from the @eastbayspca. We picked up a timid weirdo chug & have since fallen batshit crazy in love w/ a confident weirdo chug. It's probably pretty obvious from the pics in this feed, but he's the best part of our days & the most fun animal in the house. He changed everything. 2d

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tofuandwhiskey Gimme this amazingly awesome @saramlyons "Social Hierarchy of the High School Female" signed poster @shopstrangeways #strangewayscontest 3d

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tofuandwhiskey Family portrait. 4d

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tofuandwhiskey Strawberry gelato brownie sundae because Friday. 5d

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tofuandwhiskey So very proud to have an article on my favorite weirdos in the commemorative final issue of the San Francisco Bay Guardian. It's on the streets of the Bay now, go pick up a copy & celebrate this important #altweekly. Now I'm crying. 6d

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tofuandwhiskey #tbt to when I won "Best Fight" w/ Adam Sandler for Happy Gilmore at the 1996 MTV Movie Awards. Oh wait that was Bob Barker ps this survived the SUV crash at work and remains safe in the lobby. 6d

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tofuandwhiskey Fried polenta over cauliflower cream topped w/ pesto & gussied up w/ Brussels sprouts on the side. 7d

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tofuandwhiskey @monstersoutside punk Simpsons pins & new @wackywacko + Julie Ruin collaboration shirt. Filed under: super kewl stuff I got in the mail recently 1w

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tofuandwhiskey Coming home to Dean's Thai curry tofu pizza after a long drive from Oakland LA @emilyfinkel @valuedeck 1w

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tofuandwhiskey Weekend highlight: Champs & #vegan taquitos @saturncafe w/ bae @mistermemories 1w

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tofuandwhiskey Preggers 1w

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tofuandwhiskey Only d at the bb shower 1w

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tofuandwhiskey Nailed it. 2w

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tofuandwhiskey Got the old gang back together. 2w

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tofuandwhiskey Um hai amazing apricot-cream cheese flaky pinwheel thingy 2w

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tofuandwhiskey When we lived in Huntington Beach, wore way too many rubber bracelets, drank apple puckers, smoked cloves on walks to the beach, and cried over rare Bright Eyes. See you soon dearest @chikochiko #fbf #sorry 2w

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tofuandwhiskey Current mood 2w

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tofuandwhiskey Birthday boy @harshbrown 3w

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