theyearofelan today I congratulate @textsfromyourex on 1 million followers. way to go, you terrible dicks 5h

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theyearofelan wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy 9h

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theyearofelan +1 10h

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theyearofelan all the airport bathroom mirrors were dirty and gross so I took this on the plane instead 24h

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theyearofelan adios for now, LA 1d

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theyearofelan this is a picture of me going to senior prom. this is ex-girlfriend 2001, Lauren. I do not know if she wants to be on the Internet with me 1d

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theyearofelan I'm a very busy man so I have to read while I shower. Currently enjoying this book by my friend @seanloweksu 1d

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theyearofelan Another day, another opportunity to check in with my ex who claims to be having someone else's baby even though we all know it's mine 2d

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theyearofelan would you like a cup of coffee? no problem. it'll be very inconvenient for everyone. should be ready in about 15 hours 2d

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theyearofelan homemade strozzapreti bolognese. made enough for 8 people so it's gonna be a long and wonderful night 3d

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theyearofelan a very very very rare picture of me actually smiling 3d

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theyearofelan another normal morning 3d

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theyearofelan one of my neighbors just sent me this photo of me drinking coffee on my roof and I don't know if I should feel flattered or terrified 4d

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theyearofelan waking up early to work isn't always bad 5d

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theyearofelan tonight on #TheBachelor #ChadTheZebra goes on a two on one date 5d

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theyearofelan In case you did not know yet @WeShouldBreakUp is the new thing that I love and you will love it also. @weshouldbreakup 5d

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theyearofelan today my friends came over and helped put together a grill. I was very helpful, as you can see 6d

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theyearofelan an old photo of me hosting a dinner party with my wife 1w

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theyearofelan take me here and feed me cheese and let me sleep and tell me I'm pretty 1w

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