thethriftstorecowboy it's a good day to be a dog who thinks he's a chicken. #portraitsofpoultry #cowboyscluckers 3d

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thethriftstorecowboy my favorite kind of babies to hold. 4d

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thethriftstorecowboy elmo's joints getting the @kyliejenner treatment. hey, if it makes you feel better, do it. 6d

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thethriftstorecowboy publicly shaming a dumb blue dog who ate the corner of the carpet, while secretly rejoicing because i've been wanting to tear it out since i bought the place. still haven't forgiven you for eating my stingray wallet, though, dirk. 7d

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thethriftstorecowboy of all the things 9-year-old me has to be proud of 27-year-old me for, i'd say not having to use a stump to hop back on after getting off to pee is easily #1. and #2 is probably my ability to grow an only slightly pervy mustache. 1w

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thethriftstorecowboy baby, you're much too fast. 2w

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thethriftstorecowboy howdy, monday. 2w

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thethriftstorecowboy like a horse to a pretty shallow puddle, or however that saying goes. #fromelmosback 2w

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thethriftstorecowboy don't look at me, elmo. i don't know where the weekend went, either. 3w

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thethriftstorecowboy (insert kate bush lyrics here) 4w

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thethriftstorecowboy self-propelled and self-motivated lawnmower. 4w

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thethriftstorecowboy i promise to get back to pictures of elmo eventually. don't worry. #dirkandjakearedogs 4w

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thethriftstorecowboy i wish I knew how to quit you, @owlfaceowlface 4w

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thethriftstorecowboy been coming here for years, and still not entirely convinced this place is real. 1mon

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thethriftstorecowboy most scenic smoke break i've had in the last five minutes. 1mon

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thethriftstorecowboy easily the most iconic stretch of road in all of america. but sometimes cliches are just too good to resist. #cowboyintheroad 1mon

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thethriftstorecowboy weekend in the desert with the accidental internet beard to my intentional real-life mustache. and her dog, too. 1mon

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thethriftstorecowboy his joints are getting creakier, and our rides are getting shorter. but the company is just as good as ever. 1mon

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