thethriftstorecowboy another golden hour watching the golden child. 3d

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thethriftstorecowboy back to mowing, elmo. you get paid by the job, not the hour. and i'm not keeping track of time, anyway. 6d

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thethriftstorecowboy one of insomnia's few redeeming qualities is occasionally catching a great sunrise, even if its in your home office after bingeing on freelance work all night. 1w

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thethriftstorecowboy #tbt to the retirement party for elmo's favorite party trick last summer. bummed he can't hold up for it anymore, but beyond excited to start showing it off with his successor, melvin, this summer. 2w

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thethriftstorecowboy another evening of watching the sunset and the long shadows of a happy red horse from the fence. 2w

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thethriftstorecowboy mom and baby, both rescued from the kill pen and staying at the barn tonight en route to their new life. it really is a good day to be a mom. 3w

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thethriftstorecowboy shoutout to a sad kid somewhere for the creepiest thing i've ever seen #fromelmosback. ok, universe. what the fuck does this mean? 3w

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thethriftstorecowboy i don't know, elmo. the grass looks pretty damn green over here. 3w

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thethriftstorecowboy it's a good day to be a dog who thinks he's a chicken. #portraitsofpoultry #cowboyscluckers 4w

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thethriftstorecowboy my favorite kind of babies to hold. 4w

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thethriftstorecowboy elmo's joints getting the @kyliejenner treatment. hey, if it makes you feel better, do it. 4w

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thethriftstorecowboy publicly shaming a dumb blue dog who ate the corner of the carpet, while secretly rejoicing because i've been wanting to tear it out since i bought the place. still haven't forgiven you for eating my stingray wallet, though, dirk. 4w

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thethriftstorecowboy of all the things 9-year-old me has to be proud of 27-year-old me for, i'd say not having to use a stump to hop back on after getting off to pee is easily #1. and #2 is probably my ability to grow an only slightly pervy mustache. 1mon

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thethriftstorecowboy baby, you're much too fast. 1mon

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thethriftstorecowboy howdy, monday. 1mon

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thethriftstorecowboy like a horse to a pretty shallow puddle, or however that saying goes. #fromelmosback 1mon

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thethriftstorecowboy not my kids. 1mon

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thethriftstorecowboy don't look at me, elmo. i don't know where the weekend went, either. 2mon

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thethriftstorecowboy (insert kate bush lyrics here) 2mon

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